Oatmeal Butter
@oatmealbutter.bsky.social
Parent. Spouse. Ally. Say what's right and sleep well at night. Admit when you're wrong. Listen and learn. Least favorite color is orange. I like oatmeal enough that I may need a therapist to intervene. I also like peanut butter (not pictured).
So, about the Epstein files…
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
So, about the Epstein files…
These buffoons still think this is a mission to take out the Oompa Loompa in chief (no offense to Oompa Loompas). That’s just an added bonus to taking out the whole group of sick fucks, regardless of who they are, or what party they claim. ALL OF THEM.
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
These buffoons still think this is a mission to take out the Oompa Loompa in chief (no offense to Oompa Loompas). That’s just an added bonus to taking out the whole group of sick fucks, regardless of who they are, or what party they claim. ALL OF THEM.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Please repost this…. Thank you.
September 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Please repost this…. Thank you.
Moms - There is no evidence that you caused autism by taking tylenol. It's unfair to put the blame on you (and simply false and reckless). #8647 #86WobblyTalker
September 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Moms - There is no evidence that you caused autism by taking tylenol. It's unfair to put the blame on you (and simply false and reckless). #8647 #86WobblyTalker
Kimmel. Tylenol. Costco. Literally anything to take attention off the Epstein Files.
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Kimmel. Tylenol. Costco. Literally anything to take attention off the Epstein Files.
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It was YOU… YOU gave it to them 🤦🏻♀️
September 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It was YOU… YOU gave it to them 🤦🏻♀️
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Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
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Smaller muffins, and more expensive per muffin. I’m not sure if this qualifies as both inflation AND shrinkflation, or just simple inflation. Breakfast cake is getting more expensive! I suggest oatmeal instead!
December 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Smaller muffins, and more expensive per muffin. I’m not sure if this qualifies as both inflation AND shrinkflation, or just simple inflation. Breakfast cake is getting more expensive! I suggest oatmeal instead!
If you’re in the wrong job, or have the wrong boss, leave. Trust yourself to run when you jump off the train.
November 29, 2024 at 12:33 AM
If you’re in the wrong job, or have the wrong boss, leave. Trust yourself to run when you jump off the train.
Lying here listening to the Wicked soundtrack while the other half gets ready for the day. Such a great movie and soundtrack. It was such a great date night for a rainy Friday night. We need to go again! 🥰
November 27, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Lying here listening to the Wicked soundtrack while the other half gets ready for the day. Such a great movie and soundtrack. It was such a great date night for a rainy Friday night. We need to go again! 🥰
Did he actually make this post? Legitimately wondering if this is common time for him since I don’t access Truth Social. No unhinged, CAPS-LOCK rants. This doesn’t track. Also, “charging China” is disingenuous. Charging ‘Americans’ would be more accurate.
November 26, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Did he actually make this post? Legitimately wondering if this is common time for him since I don’t access Truth Social. No unhinged, CAPS-LOCK rants. This doesn’t track. Also, “charging China” is disingenuous. Charging ‘Americans’ would be more accurate.
I wore my Harris/Walz socks to the polls. I suppose that’s election interference. I’m gonna need to be elected President so I can get out of this pickle.
November 25, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I wore my Harris/Walz socks to the polls. I suppose that’s election interference. I’m gonna need to be elected President so I can get out of this pickle.
I think verified accounts should get a little blue butterfly by their handle. Leave the check mark over there.
November 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I think verified accounts should get a little blue butterfly by their handle. Leave the check mark over there.
Hooray for new experiences!
November 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Hooray for new experiences!
I don’t like orange.
Poisonous creatures often display bright colors to warn predators of their toxicity. Suddenly, the orange makeup makes sense.
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November 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I don’t like orange.
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The hubris is apparent to all, and it will prove his undoing.
November 21, 2024 at 10:11 AM
The hubris is apparent to all, and it will prove his undoing.
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Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
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The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
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