Absolute bullshit. You do not need 101 dalmatians to make a coat. Could do it with 10. 12 tops.

Best time to see a dog is when you're not expecting a dog. Dog in a cupboard? Dog walking through the hospital? Ridiculous and perfect.

Questioning how channel 34 just shows a white screen and plays constant foghorns and is the best thing on tv

bugs bunny was alive in 1940, and if rabbits live 9 years, presumably died before 1950. How was he still making cartoons. Witchcraft? Nazi genetic experiments into longevity? I smell a podcast topic

I would have shot bugs bunny. Absolutely nailed him. Elmer was right. Bugs is dead anyway, rabbits only live 9 years.

what up man how ya doin good yeah same Hey, look i know this is a long shot so no worries if not, but can i get a fire mission on the treeline or. all good dude. no it's fine, just taking a lot of small arms fire so i'm askin around. i knooow it's gorgeous out and i've been pinned down all day

my wife: honey would you still love me if I was a worm

me who has absolutely not been living life as a bird in disguise: when is this transformation happening babe?

the reason Yoda looks like that is because he is Italian

Doug who works at the supermarket is really pissing me off

Just going to take a bit of time out of my busy day and think about how I would defend this location from zombie attack

You couldn't make columbo these days. World's too woke. Everyone would keep kissing him

a gruff detective sitting in his retirement home, thinking of that last unsolved cold case and how solving it would make an uplifting and light reading novel

the ninth little piggy piloted his mech deep into wolf territory

the fifth little piggy lived in a bunker of concrete. Some say in the dark of the night he emerged to commit wolf murder

the fourth little pig build walls of titanium. Machine posts defended the four corners

I hope all my little piggies are doing well and safe and not eaten by the wolf

ah my new home on the internet i can't wait to experience how nice it is here

here's a dog.