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I’m just here to sound off about the New England Revolution and occasionally other teams. Pay me no mind.
I don’t understand why Chancalay isn’t a starter. He may not be producing goals lately, but he brings hustle and threat to the attack that seems criminal to wait to bring on until the 71st minute, especially when you’re also paying him DP money. #NERevs
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I don’t understand why Chancalay isn’t a starter. He may not be producing goals lately, but he brings hustle and threat to the attack that seems criminal to wait to bring on until the 71st minute, especially when you’re also paying him DP money. #NERevs
This season has been bad, but this match is off the deep end. No one is putting in any fucking effort. Giving Miami ages on the ball unchallenged. Some of the laziest giveaways I’ve ever seen. We may be out of the playoffs, but at least play for the sake of pride, JFC!!! #NERevs
October 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This season has been bad, but this match is off the deep end. No one is putting in any fucking effort. Giving Miami ages on the ball unchallenged. Some of the laziest giveaways I’ve ever seen. We may be out of the playoffs, but at least play for the sake of pride, JFC!!! #NERevs
Apparently no one cares to press at all on this team. I swear, Inter Miami’s goalkeeper could just stand on the ball for the remainder of the match and the Revs would be content to just let the clock run out.🙄 #NERevs
October 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Apparently no one cares to press at all on this team. I swear, Inter Miami’s goalkeeper could just stand on the ball for the remainder of the match and the Revs would be content to just let the clock run out.🙄 #NERevs
Can the MLS commentators stop saying “spot of bother”??? Just because you’re commentating football doesn’t mean you have to do a half-hearted imitation of British English. #NERevs
September 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Can the MLS commentators stop saying “spot of bother”??? Just because you’re commentating football doesn’t mean you have to do a half-hearted imitation of British English. #NERevs
Caleb has only been gone for a week, but you can already see the difference in the team now that they’re not being pigeonholed into dumb, slow Porterball. They’re not looking amazaing or anything, but there’s definitely a difference. #NERevs
September 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Caleb has only been gone for a week, but you can already see the difference in the team now that they’re not being pigeonholed into dumb, slow Porterball. They’re not looking amazaing or anything, but there’s definitely a difference. #NERevs
FUCKING FINALLY!!!! Weird-ass time to do it, but I’ll take it.
Now fire Onalfo.
Now fire Onalfo.
The New England Revolution parted ways with Head Coach Caleb Porter. Assistant Coach Pablo Moreira will serve as interim head coach for the remainder of the season.
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#NERevs
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#NERevs
September 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
FUCKING FINALLY!!!! Weird-ass time to do it, but I’ll take it.
Now fire Onalfo.
Now fire Onalfo.
Say you want about Chanca, but at least he’s trying to score from somewhere, unlike the rest of the team who aren’t trying yo score from anywhere. #NERevs
September 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Say you want about Chanca, but at least he’s trying to score from somewhere, unlike the rest of the team who aren’t trying yo score from anywhere. #NERevs
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Heh. Trying to think of what Gil could be referring to.
What are some things that the Revs HAVEN'T changed in the past 2 years?
Drawing a total blank here.
What are some things that the Revs HAVEN'T changed in the past 2 years?
Drawing a total blank here.
August 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Heh. Trying to think of what Gil could be referring to.
What are some things that the Revs HAVEN'T changed in the past 2 years?
Drawing a total blank here.
What are some things that the Revs HAVEN'T changed in the past 2 years?
Drawing a total blank here.
A win against a wooden spoon contender should feel routine. All it means is that we’re not wooden spoon contenders too. Still #PortetOut #OnalfoOut
August 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A win against a wooden spoon contender should feel routine. All it means is that we’re not wooden spoon contenders too. Still #PortetOut #OnalfoOut
Oh, how I’ve missed Matty. His saves, his initiative to come out and grab the ball, his distribution. Now, any chance we could get Adam Buksa back too?? #NERevs
August 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh, how I’ve missed Matty. His saves, his initiative to come out and grab the ball, his distribution. Now, any chance we could get Adam Buksa back too?? #NERevs
I know this isn’t going to happen because Sonny has way more attractive suitors, but it would make my freaking decade if the #NERevs somehow snatched him up.
August 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I know this isn’t going to happen because Sonny has way more attractive suitors, but it would make my freaking decade if the #NERevs somehow snatched him up.
I’m only really watching out of principle at this point because I want to be a loyal fan of my club through thick and thin, but I am so freaking checked out right now. Until they fire Porter and Onalfo, I don’t see that changing. #NERevs
July 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m only really watching out of principle at this point because I want to be a loyal fan of my club through thick and thin, but I am so freaking checked out right now. Until they fire Porter and Onalfo, I don’t see that changing. #NERevs
Thank you, @charliedavies9.bsky.social for giving voice to all us #NERevs fans who have been pulling our hair out ever since Porter took charge.
July 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Thank you, @charliedavies9.bsky.social for giving voice to all us #NERevs fans who have been pulling our hair out ever since Porter took charge.