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bram stoker's pro skater
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just got punched in a way that the camera stopped following me as i ragdolled off the screen
August 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
lying on the ground and trying to will myself to decompose
June 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
might as well post this
December 31, 2024 at 8:13 AM
an actor named john hurt dying 43 times on screen is a real life example of avoiding the prophecy #studybuddies
September 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
March 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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big news! i sold my soul! you can now buy my book on paperback and ebook on amazon! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CS...

please, i'm begging you, get the word out on this. it's not even showing up on amazon searches yet. repost, tell friends, i get the same money regardless of ebook or paperback!
Amazon.com: Conversations in the Tide eBook : Wellspring, Petrichor
Amazon.com: Conversations in the Tide eBook : Wellspring, Petrichor
www.amazon.com
January 21, 2024 at 1:04 AM
fortune teller: this year will be your best year
me: :)
fortune teller: for the rest of your life
me: :(
January 9, 2024 at 6:55 AM
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🦆
December 24, 2023 at 4:41 AM
january, december
December 22, 2023 at 9:36 AM
the terrorists have hacked the grocery store’s sound systems to play the soundtrack from the nightmare before christmas
December 9, 2023 at 12:32 AM
just got arrested for stealing millions of dollars in a silicon valley tech scam. everyone on the internet is making fun of my bronze rank in duolingo
November 5, 2023 at 1:03 AM
here is a list of things you need to improve *list goes out of the message box and covers the ok button*
November 2, 2023 at 7:43 PM
October 29, 2023 at 8:47 PM
the most jarring thing about moving to bluesky is seeing xkcd comics again
October 23, 2023 at 2:12 PM
bet gale cant do this
September 24, 2023 at 5:29 AM
starting up pillars of eternity and booing at the unity logo
September 18, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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yesterday i (respectfully) stomped lil lawn flags halfway into the ground so they'd be at half mast
September 12, 2023 at 7:46 PM
August 19, 2023 at 1:23 AM