With Trump’s negotiating skills , I think after he’s met Putin we’ll be lucky to keep Alaska .

Pretty sure he pardoned the last ‘violent,insurrectionist mob’

He is completely clueless about what he is doing.

Sure, when a baby elephant does it, it's cute, but when I do it, all of a sudden I'm not welcome in Pizza Hut anymore.

To China, right now, we are not serious people.

Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

This is a white feather . Once given to men in WW1 who were considered cowards . We should flood social media with white feathers for Trump should he capitulate to Putin in negotiations over Ukraine .

What’s the game play to advert ratio in the Super Bowl ? Feels like the adverts are winning

Can’t stop wondering who would win a cage fight between Ira Glass and David Sedaris .