genuinely impressed that their ‘well he could say this obvious lie, but prolly not’ prediction wasn’t just right, it was verbatim what he ended up saying

is he gonna be locked up yet or do we have to wait a year for The Hague to do it?

Oh, invented words, unlike the ones that grew wild on the ancient word bushes of Mesopotamia

now imagining a situation where someone’s like ‘Oh no my key won’t work!’

‘stick it in my mouth & press the buttons HARD’

‘Beep!’

walking into the hang like:

No, uuuuuh, see, what you don’t understand is, erm, kids can’t get access to magnets? The Labour government will protect kids from the, err, ‘harms’ of dipolar fields by restricting the sale of magnets to…*checks HQ memo*.. over 18’s & banning private prescriptions for magnets. Finally common sense!