Somebody’s Mom
nyashort.bsky.social
Somebody’s Mom
@nyashort.bsky.social
Wife | SAHM x4 | Social Worker | 1913 🐘

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Hey.. 🫠 how y’all doin? 👀 I forgot about y’all. 😂
March 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You ain’t said nothing in 30 minutes. Ima need you to follow through my friend.
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
FLY EAGLES FLY!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I’m finally ready to live in my truth.

All the Star Wars movies and universe related shows SUCK.
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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“I never downloaded TikTok anyway”

Here you go goofy ho

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January 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Let it be known at 9:35 central time TikTok went dark.
a group of people are standing in a circle holding roses in front of a tree .
ALT: a group of people are standing in a circle holding roses in front of a tree .
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January 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sometimes when my husband talks, I want to tell him to shut up.
January 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hey…. Forgot about y’all. My bad.
January 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ruben apologized for everything he did for an entire year. Bring this energy back to music please.
December 13, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Like she’s trying to do everything she would normally do, but with her eyes closed and it’s stressing out her mom. I feel bad for laughing as much as I have.
December 13, 2024 at 6:33 PM
My god daughter had eye surgery and now she’s refusing to open her eyes. It’s both funny and frustrating.
December 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
TikTok said it’s not going down without a fight. All the TikTok groups are fighting with each other. And I’m watching them all.
December 10, 2024 at 3:16 PM
My husband just laughs at me. He doesn’t understand my fear. lol and I couldn’t tell you the origin story to this fear.
December 8, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I’m too grown to be this scared. But here I am running like I stole something.
a little boy is running in a room with the words `` remote me '' written on it .
ALT: a little boy is running in a room with the words `` remote me '' written on it .
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December 8, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I literally cry if they get close to me. And I get really anxious when I see them coming.
December 8, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Fun fact: I have an irrational fear of large puppets. Like the ones that have people inside them. This is why I will not go to Disney.
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I can wear sweats and I don’t have to bring my purse. It’s a win win for me. ☺️
December 8, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I love date nights being married. 🥰
December 8, 2024 at 12:31 AM
What am I going to do when I have 4 kids in 4 different activities?!
December 7, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Today I was a 2 sport mom and I am tired. Soccer in the morning and baseball tryouts this afternoon.
December 7, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I just finished One Summer in Savannah and I have never cried at the end of a book, but I cried at the end of this one.
December 5, 2024 at 6:21 AM
December 4, 2024 at 5:35 PM
This all tracks. I’m just happy there’s not kids music this year.
December 4, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I think my husband is the only person on earth who hasn’t deleted the U2 album from his Apple Music library 😂
December 1, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My granny can touch a hot cast iron with her bare hands. I’m convinced she’s an alien.
Always remember, your grandmother’s super power was not flinching when that bacon grease pops
December 1, 2024 at 12:24 AM