Nick Garcia
@nwgarcia.bsky.social
Medical Laboratory Scientist, biologist by training, fan of comedy, punk rock, heavy metal, guitar, comedy, movies, cooking, animal videos, and politics. Region Rat, NWI
A pale imitation of the boss.
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A pale imitation of the boss.
Translated: "I am willing to entertain some truly crazy conspiracy theories, because I think this guy might be one of us, and boy does that not make me happy to think about"
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Translated: "I am willing to entertain some truly crazy conspiracy theories, because I think this guy might be one of us, and boy does that not make me happy to think about"
Fondly remembering the time Elon called him fat, and Pritzker both confirmed his love of Chicago hot dogs and told him to get wrecked. They always think calling him fat will work. It's wild.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fondly remembering the time Elon called him fat, and Pritzker both confirmed his love of Chicago hot dogs and told him to get wrecked. They always think calling him fat will work. It's wild.
Well, obviously they knew that, that's why they uh, wanted to recruit homeless people from DC to uh, help, wait... Wtf??
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Well, obviously they knew that, that's why they uh, wanted to recruit homeless people from DC to uh, help, wait... Wtf??
Huh. I wonder why one of them wanted to go all the way to Thailand to take a sailing course, and then came up short on cash once he got there. 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Huh. I wonder why one of them wanted to go all the way to Thailand to take a sailing course, and then came up short on cash once he got there. 🤔
"You know what? I AM Bubba."
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"You know what? I AM Bubba."
Author pictured below:
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Author pictured below:
This was a pretty ubiquitous bumper sticker around my church growing up, and seeing it as an adult, I gotta say... It does not paint God in a very positive light if your explicit argument is that he knocked up a 14 year old girl and gave her absolutely no choice in the matter.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This was a pretty ubiquitous bumper sticker around my church growing up, and seeing it as an adult, I gotta say... It does not paint God in a very positive light if your explicit argument is that he knocked up a 14 year old girl and gave her absolutely no choice in the matter.
Hey have you guys been to the White House website recently? These are all the "major" events in between Trump bragging about his renovations they've decided to highlight
October 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hey have you guys been to the White House website recently? These are all the "major" events in between Trump bragging about his renovations they've decided to highlight
Can we go one day without someone in the WH doing a Simpsons bit?
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Can we go one day without someone in the WH doing a Simpsons bit?
Learning about Twitter from Grokipedia.
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Learning about Twitter from Grokipedia.
Moderation list someone put me on. Like, oh yeah. That definitely describes me, bro.
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Moderation list someone put me on. Like, oh yeah. That definitely describes me, bro.
Architecture is definitely his passion though.
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Architecture is definitely his passion though.
I've identified a problem with this project.
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I've identified a problem with this project.
Ok, Play Doh. Take it down a notch.
October 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ok, Play Doh. Take it down a notch.
This was a weird photo I took in 2021, mid-pandemic. Weird coincidence. Ominous.
October 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This was a weird photo I took in 2021, mid-pandemic. Weird coincidence. Ominous.
This joke has remained way too relevant for the last decade.
September 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This joke has remained way too relevant for the last decade.
If the singer looks like this - you are absolutely about to get stomped in the pit.
September 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If the singer looks like this - you are absolutely about to get stomped in the pit.
Someone let the Dems know the Guarantee Clause is sitting right there.
September 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Someone let the Dems know the Guarantee Clause is sitting right there.
Used to be that you could flat out name your haters and fictionally roast them.
September 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Used to be that you could flat out name your haters and fictionally roast them.
Nonapeptide vs Strega Nonapeptide
September 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Nonapeptide vs Strega Nonapeptide
The issue's actual art is by Jorge Jimenez, and I gotta say I have always had a soft spot for the blue suit.
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The issue's actual art is by Jorge Jimenez, and I gotta say I have always had a soft spot for the blue suit.
I picked the bagged copy up because I really loved Matt Fraction's Hawkeye and just by chance the Alt cover is by David Aja. What luck!
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I picked the bagged copy up because I really loved Matt Fraction's Hawkeye and just by chance the Alt cover is by David Aja. What luck!