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🇵🇸 Nimz
@nuttynimz.bsky.social
He/Him
Lawyer, Bar Exam tutor.
Managing ADHD, GAD and insomnia, but trying to keep on keeping on.
Fan of comedy movies and shows, fantasy baseball, old-school pro wrestling and boxing, true crime, and working out. And also felines. #VoteBlue
Lol
It’s only acceptable to call one woman in the world piggy, and it’s Sara Netanyahu.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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“Trump perfume” sounds like a euphemism for when he shits his pants
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“I had an MRI. The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor.” - Donald J. Trump (real quote)
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I’ve been off Bluesky for a week or so and I’m genuinely saddened to see this. The way her owner(s) fought for her and loved her is amazing and inspirational. I felt like I had a relationship with this cat I never met, and I think thousands of her other followers would agree. So long, sweet Missy :(
Missy passed away peacefully at home. She was wrapped in her favorite fur blanket while I sang lullabies to her (her favorite). My heart is forever broken. She was one of a kind and I love her with every fiber of my being.
September 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This isn’t getting nearly enough attention in the American media
Something is rotten.

LVPD, FBI, DHS, & NV AG caught 8 child sex predators—including Israeli citizen Tom Alexandrovich—who works for Netanyahu.

But despite being charged, Alexandrovich returned to Israel. Now Netanyahu’s office claims he was never arrested at all www.qasimrashid.com/p/netanyahu-...
Why Are Netanyahu and Trump Protecting An Accused Child Sex Predator?
Content Warning: This piece covers horrifying cases of sexual abuse of children and denial of critical life saving care to child victims of genocide
www.qasimrashid.com
August 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The least surprising results of a study ever
July 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Seems like Ta-Nehisi is “Better Than Ezra.” I’ll see myself out now

Seriously though, the person defending Netanyahu in a debate is pretty much always wrong.
June 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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You know, all the standard risks: Injury, decline in athleticism, skills not developing as hoped, pedophilia.
June 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The ridiculousness of this post aside, does Trump even know what quotation marks mean? There is no reason for the word dumbest to be in quotes in this context.
June 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Nothing screams “America First” quite like Benjamin Netanyahu completely dictating American foreign policy.
June 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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No imminent threat. ❌
No congressional approval. ❌
No international support. ❌
No rational adults at the helm. ❌

@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

🗣️Democrats, we need to hear from you, and quickly.

Oppose. Defy. Resist. Condemn.
June 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wow, our government caved to the demands of Israel? How shocking.
June 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
May 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sadly, we can no longer laugh at the absurd way the North Korean regime portrays its leader without being hypocrites.
May 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
May 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Nothing conveys the authority of leading the most powerful nation in the world quite like, “Vladimir, STOP!”
Trump forced to downplay his full throated support for Russia pretends to oppose Putin:

"Vladdy, Stop, pls sir 🫸🛑"
April 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Lmao
I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
April 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Rumor has it Jake Paul was scouting this for future opponents
April 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’ll buy her work
April 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is so accurate it’s hardly a cartoon. More of a transcript of actual conversations.
March 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I’m not a Swiftie (although I do like Taylor Swift), but I’m definitely a Gonzobongo
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I hope this skeetpoast findes yu well
March 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Trump’s good friend and fellow rapist,
Connor McGregor, taunted Khabib Nurmagomedov with racist and Islamophobic bile for weeks during the leadup to their fight.

And then Khabib battered McGregor senseless and made him quit. Here’s a little glorious footage of this all-time FAFO event.
March 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM