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[SATIRE]
September 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is why the IKEA near DC is for deliveries only
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I see a red line and I want it painted black
August 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
April 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Homegrown criminals? I guess the label “Domestic Terrorist” was already taken
April 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Trump announces update to US immigration policy so it’s easier to understand
April 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
March 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Trump sings Ma Nah Ma Nah into the microphone
March 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Donald Trump promoting Tesla: This bad boy can fit so much recession
March 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Clear and consistent messaging will surely keep the measles outbreak from spreading
March 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When you’re the leader of a war torn country caught between two dictators and realize you need to curb your enthusiasm
March 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Zelenskyy is not playing cards
March 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who’s ready for another pandemic?
February 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just say no to kings
February 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
February 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Elon Musk and his assistant interviewing federal employees
February 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Donald Trump is Putin’s Puppet
February 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
February 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
February 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
February 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Moscow Mitch McConnell Ditches Democracy and Kentucky
February 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
All Heil The Queen! New sticker available: nutnewz.printify.me/product/1794...
February 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Another problematic DOGE boy - Edward "Big Balls" Coristine ran the site tesla.sexy and “joked” about SA and race - Source: www.muskwatch.com/p/doge-teen-... [The following is #satire based on this alleged info]
February 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I did not vote for Elon Musk! He is treating our government like a game. He already has the high score, why does he still want more?! Stickers >> nutnewz.printify.me/product/1775...
February 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
February 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM