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Nut Newz
@nutnewz.bsky.social
· Nov 19
We are a satire news site that values human rights and strive to highlight hypocrisy by elevating media literacy and critical thinking when it comes to politics and news. Subtlety is our secret weapon! Can you see through all the bullshit?
Trump Announces Latest Renovations to Historic Washington, D.C. Landmarks nutnewz.com/2025/08/24/u...
Trump Announces Latest Renovations to Historic Washington, D.C. Landmarks - Nut Newz Uncategorized
political satire, Trump
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August 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Trump Announces Latest Renovations to Historic Washington, D.C. Landmarks nutnewz.com/2025/08/24/u...
This is why the IKEA near DC is for deliveries only
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is why the IKEA near DC is for deliveries only
I see a red line and I want it painted black
August 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I see a red line and I want it painted black
Trump Imposes Severe Sanctions on Putin After Alaska Summit Snub By Tearing Up Token of Affection He Made With His Own Hands nutnewz.com/2025/08/17/u...
Trump Imposes Severe Sanctions on Putin After Alaska Summit Snub By Tearing Up Token of Affection He Made With His Own Hands - Nut Newz
Trump imposes severe consequences on Putin after failed Alaska summit.
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August 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Trump Imposes Severe Sanctions on Putin After Alaska Summit Snub By Tearing Up Token of Affection He Made With His Own Hands nutnewz.com/2025/08/17/u...
Trump Justice Department Deports Statue of Liberty to Notorious El Salvadorian Prison
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Trump Justice Department Deports Statue of Liberty to Notorious El Salvadorian Prison - Nut Newz
(Tecoluca, El Salvador;) Days after declaring that the due process protections of the Constitution do not apply to the Justice Department’s insatiable efforts to identify, arrest and deport undesirabl...
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April 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Trump Justice Department Deports Statue of Liberty to Notorious El Salvadorian Prison
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Homegrown criminals? I guess the label “Domestic Terrorist” was already taken
April 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Homegrown criminals? I guess the label “Domestic Terrorist” was already taken
Flush With Success of Project 2025, Heritage Foundation Sets Its Sights on Project 2026
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Flush With Success of Project 2025, Heritage Foundation Sets Its Sights on Project 2026 - Nut Newz
(Nut Newz Exclusive:) As the Trump administration rolls out the most oppressive, racist, unconstitutional provisions of the Heritage Foundation’s vision of America, Project 2025, Nut Newz has learned ...
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April 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Flush With Success of Project 2025, Heritage Foundation Sets Its Sights on Project 2026
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Trump announces update to US immigration policy so it’s easier to understand
April 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trump announces update to US immigration policy so it’s easier to understand
Trump sings Ma Nah Ma Nah into the microphone
March 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Trump sings Ma Nah Ma Nah into the microphone
Donald Trump promoting Tesla: This bad boy can fit so much recession
March 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Donald Trump promoting Tesla: This bad boy can fit so much recession
Clear and consistent messaging will surely keep the measles outbreak from spreading
March 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Clear and consistent messaging will surely keep the measles outbreak from spreading
When you’re the leader of a war torn country caught between two dictators and realize you need to curb your enthusiasm
March 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When you’re the leader of a war torn country caught between two dictators and realize you need to curb your enthusiasm
Zelenskyy is not playing cards
March 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Zelenskyy is not playing cards
Who’s ready for another pandemic?
February 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Who’s ready for another pandemic?
Just say no to kings
February 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just say no to kings
Elon Musk and his assistant interviewing federal employees
February 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Elon Musk and his assistant interviewing federal employees
Donald Trump is Putin’s Puppet
February 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Donald Trump is Putin’s Puppet
Moscow Mitch McConnell Ditches Democracy and Kentucky
February 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Moscow Mitch McConnell Ditches Democracy and Kentucky
All Heil The Queen! New sticker available: nutnewz.printify.me/product/1794...
February 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
All Heil The Queen! New sticker available: nutnewz.printify.me/product/1794...
Another problematic DOGE boy - Edward "Big Balls" Coristine ran the site tesla.sexy and “joked” about SA and race - Source: www.muskwatch.com/p/doge-teen-... [The following is #satire based on this alleged info]
February 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Another problematic DOGE boy - Edward "Big Balls" Coristine ran the site tesla.sexy and “joked” about SA and race - Source: www.muskwatch.com/p/doge-teen-... [The following is #satire based on this alleged info]
I did not vote for Elon Musk! He is treating our government like a game. He already has the high score, why does he still want more?! Stickers >> nutnewz.printify.me/product/1775...
February 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I did not vote for Elon Musk! He is treating our government like a game. He already has the high score, why does he still want more?! Stickers >> nutnewz.printify.me/product/1775...
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NEW: I just met @georgetakei.bsky.social and he has a very important message for everyone:
February 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
NEW: I just met @georgetakei.bsky.social and he has a very important message for everyone:
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Murphy: "We need to act like a real opposition party in the middle of a constitutional and democracy crisis. That means we should not be moving forward nominees or legislation in the Senate. Ds should not be giving votes to nominee or legislation in the Senate until Rs get serious about this crisis"
February 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Murphy: "We need to act like a real opposition party in the middle of a constitutional and democracy crisis. That means we should not be moving forward nominees or legislation in the Senate. Ds should not be giving votes to nominee or legislation in the Senate until Rs get serious about this crisis"
Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby that no one elected.
February 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby that no one elected.
In completely unrelated news, Elon Musk has become the first Trillionaire www.forbes.com/sites/digita...
February 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In completely unrelated news, Elon Musk has become the first Trillionaire www.forbes.com/sites/digita...