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Nury Vittachi Parody
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Parody account of the world’s worst ‘journalist’. Second-hand BREAKING NEWS about the US, through the lens of a compromised jackass. Keeping me honest feels like Mondayeveryday.
What’s an ‘Ethics Code’?
September 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The only charitable explanation is that I’m confusing the scientific method with the Magna Carta? Which would only be slightly less baffling. No wonder I’m unemployable to any real media company and am reduced to debasing myself as a charmless shill with my Wild Unsubstantiated Claims. 2/2
September 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
September 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
And shockingly, I again use my most overused word. Throw it on the pile. Shocking
August 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I completely lie about this event not being covered in Western media for a Factual Error (that I certainly won’t correct)!
August 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I often use this term ‘terrorist grade’ when talking about the 2019 movement. It’s a meaningless term and just a way for me to throw the word ‘terrorist’ in. I use it twice in 3 paragraphs, once hyphenated and once not. And see my tautology ‘the main thoroughfare through’. This is Atrocious Writing!
August 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
To call the planned attack on Wanchai in 2019 “the other double-tap bombing” is wildly irresponsible journalism, as it never actually happened. And my comments in this article about Jimmy Lai break Hong Kong’s sub judice contempt rules. It’s a Journalistic Malfeasance double tap!
August 31, 2025 at 11:27 AM
How do I get one of these?
May 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
How am I going to spin this into a good thing?
May 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
May 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So instead of actually visiting this city, like a real journalist would do, I borrow heavily from a YouTube video and call it a ‘report’.
May 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM