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Nurse Sawa
@nursesawa.bsky.social
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Registered Nerd. Nurse! Dammit! Registered Nurse. RN, BSN, CDDN. ADHD+. Everything I post/share reflects me, not my employer. I'm not pretentious; I'm just better than you.
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Starting a collection of dandelion seeds for the lawns of the people who don't shovel their sidewalks.

#petty #winter #snow #Colorado #garden #dandelion
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Two ceramic figures. The first figure is a little girl wearing an orange dress and a white, wide-brimmed hat. The little girl has blond hair, styled into pigtails with yellow bows. The little girl appears to giggle as she uses her right arm to hug a white goose nibbling at the bow in her right pigtail. Her left hand is holding a yellow ball. The second figure is a little boy wearing a blue blazer, blue shorts, a white shirt, and a white cap over blond hair. The little boy appears to have a half smile as he looks down at two white geese appearing to be nudging at his chest. A ceramic figure of a little girl wearing a light blue dress and a white, wide-brimmed hat. The little girl has blond hair, styled into pigtails with blue bows. The little girl appears to cry and scream with her right arm around the neck of a Canadian goose. The goose's beak is against the right side of the girl's face, which is covered in blood. Blood spatters the goose's feathers and the little girl's dress. The little girl holds a headless, blue teddy bear in her left hand, blood-spattered stuffing coming out of the neck. On the ground, by the goose's feet, is a blue teddy bear head, stuffing spilling out of the bottom. A ceramic figure of a little boy wearing a blue blazer, green shorts, a white shirt, and a blue cap over brown hair. The little boy appears to be crying and screaming in pain as he looks down at two Canadian geese. The geese appearing to be tearing at his chest, which is covered in blood, and what appears to be intestines and a pink organ protruding. The boy's blazer and the geese's feathers are covered in blood spatters. A close-up image of a ceramic figure of a little boy wearing a blue blazer, green shorts, a white shirt, and a blue cap over brown hair. The little boy appears to be crying and screaming in pain as he looks down at two Canadian geese. The geese appearing to be tearing at his chest, which is covered in blood, and what appears to be intestines and a pink organ protruding. The boy's blazer and the geese's feathers are covered in blood spatters.
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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A ceramic figure of a woman wearing a white Pilgrim hat, a dark blue dress with a white collar, and a white apron. She is holding the apron open at the ends with both hands to display the red apples filling the apron. The woman's face is smiling under bright, open eyes. A ceramic figure of a woman wearing a black Pilgrim hat, a light blue dress with a black collar, and a black apron. She is holding the apron open at the ends with both hands to display the severed eyeballs filling the apron. The woman's face is smiling underneath black, bleeding sockets where her own eyes used to be.
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Getting some spooky season decorations made! Here are the before and afters!

#upcycle #art #Hummel #spooky #spookyseason #thrift
A ceramic figure of a little boy with blond hair, wearing a blue suit, sits on the grass, next to a baseball, reading a book with an image of a red flower. Side view of a ceramic figure wearing a red hooded robe. A white mask shows only black slits for eyes. The figure sits on the grass, next to a skull, reading a book with an image of a spider on the right page, and generic satanic symbols on the left page. Front view of a ceramic figure wearing a red hooded robe. A white mask shows only black slits for eyes. The figure sits on the grass, next to a skull, reading a book with an image of a spider on the right page, and generic satanic symbols on the left page.
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I don't want to brag, but @heynowdana.com and I became BFFs last night. Also, I got the new @deadpioneers.bsky.social album!
September 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Isaac and Francoise on "Wednesday" are giving strong "You're my present this year" vibes.

#folgers #incest #siblings #YoureMyPresentThisYear
September 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I realized my shelves are like 2 feet deep and super high so I just made little shelves for them and now I have more room to grow my @stephenking.bsky.social collection! 😂
August 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Walking Samwise in the rain. Someone's got to move here earthworms off the sidewalk.
June 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Using my brother's phone number at the pump again. 😂
April 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Samwise had to wait a few extra minutes for his morning kibbles and let me tell you not even white Christian males in the US of A are this persecuted.
April 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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It's been 8ish years but I finally broke my ice scraper from @rstevens@mastodon.social cleaning out the freezer.

Don't worry, folks. I have like 6 more. 🤣
March 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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This is such an awesome mural, right outside the Hay Adams Hotel. Probably would not be difficult for someone to keep putting it back...
A view from a hotel window of the street below. On the street, large yellow letters say "BLACK LIVES MATTER". Because of the angle of the view, the words are skewed and a little difficult to read. Only "MATTER" is fully legible. But in my heart I know what it said when I took the photo. We can't all be professional photographers. On a street in Washington, D.C., a sign with white letters on a blue background reads "Black Lives Matter Plaza NW". The sign is located on a lamppost, set above a green sign with white letters saying, "16th St. NW".
March 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Finally starting Severance season 2. Why is the break room the Disney Star Wars ride?
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Has anyone used this, and does it work? I'd like to be able to put something other than titanium in my ears.
A bottle, similar to the size and shape of a nail polish bottle, containing a product called "Allergy Jewelry Shield".
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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The people who lost their shit over the green m&m wearing sneakers instead of heels are now surprised bad things are happening to them.
January 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Great minds 😂😂😂
January 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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If you have an Asian market near you, I highly recommend this Salabat mix.
January 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I don't know who needs to know this, but your dishwasher is disgusting and you should take apart the inside to clean it every so often.

#cleaning #dishwasher #deepcleaning
A dishwasher soil trap, covered in grime. Two dishwasher filters, one large and flat, the other a small basket, both dirty.
January 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Can't afford the Jurassic Park pinball machine at Costco, so I got another sweatshirt dress. Basically the same thing.
Me in a mirror wearing a shin-length, gray sweatshirt with a hood and a large front pocket.
November 28, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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November is Bladder Health Awareness month, so here is some information about the downfalls of anticholinergic (ACH) use to treat overactive bladder.

ACH alternatives include Mirabegron (Myrbetriq), Duloxetine (Cymbalta), and vitamin D supplements.
November 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM