Nurse Sawa
@nursesawa.bsky.social
Registered Nerd. Nurse! Dammit! Registered Nurse. RN, BSN, CDDN. ADHD+. Everything I post/share reflects me, not my employer. I'm not pretentious; I'm just better than you.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but start thawing your turkey now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but start thawing your turkey now.
All of the Saturday Costco people are at the airport right now.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
All of the Saturday Costco people are at the airport right now.
Laundry is so much easier when you've been wearing disposable underwear and bathrobes all week. I should get hysterectomies more often.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Laundry is so much easier when you've been wearing disposable underwear and bathrobes all week. I should get hysterectomies more often.
Nessarose Thropp is a selfish, manipulative, spoiled bitch who, quite honestly, deserved to have a house dropped on her. Her portrayal as anything else for the Broadway musical is a disservice to the audience and to her character.
In this essay, I will...
In this essay, I will...
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Nessarose Thropp is a selfish, manipulative, spoiled bitch who, quite honestly, deserved to have a house dropped on her. Her portrayal as anything else for the Broadway musical is a disservice to the audience and to her character.
In this essay, I will...
In this essay, I will...
Remember when the maddest we've ever been about anything was the Wordle being "Knoll"?
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember when the maddest we've ever been about anything was the Wordle being "Knoll"?
Hey, #OtherSarah. Your kid's enrollment paperwork for Sacred Heart Catholic School came to me. They need it returned, along with a copy of Cecilia's kindergarten report card. Let me know what you want me to do with this!
#LearnYourEmail
#LearnYourEmail
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey, #OtherSarah. Your kid's enrollment paperwork for Sacred Heart Catholic School came to me. They need it returned, along with a copy of Cecilia's kindergarten report card. Let me know what you want me to do with this!
#LearnYourEmail
#LearnYourEmail
A good night to everyone on Frontier Airlines flight 3540, except the whiny little bitch in seat 2D. Frontier doesn't control the weather, sir, any more than you can control your very big feelings, apparently.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
A good night to everyone on Frontier Airlines flight 3540, except the whiny little bitch in seat 2D. Frontier doesn't control the weather, sir, any more than you can control your very big feelings, apparently.
Frontier airlines: You're eligible to bid for an upgrade! For UpFront Plus we recommend bidding at least $60.
Me: I bid $20.
F: Your bid is highly unlikely to be accepted. 😥
Me: Yeah. I don't actually care where I sit. 😉
F: You're bid was accepted! Enjoy the extra leg room and empty middle seat!
Me: I bid $20.
F: Your bid is highly unlikely to be accepted. 😥
Me: Yeah. I don't actually care where I sit. 😉
F: You're bid was accepted! Enjoy the extra leg room and empty middle seat!
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Frontier airlines: You're eligible to bid for an upgrade! For UpFront Plus we recommend bidding at least $60.
Me: I bid $20.
F: Your bid is highly unlikely to be accepted. 😥
Me: Yeah. I don't actually care where I sit. 😉
F: You're bid was accepted! Enjoy the extra leg room and empty middle seat!
Me: I bid $20.
F: Your bid is highly unlikely to be accepted. 😥
Me: Yeah. I don't actually care where I sit. 😉
F: You're bid was accepted! Enjoy the extra leg room and empty middle seat!
Do people practice being the slowest walkers at the airport?
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Do people practice being the slowest walkers at the airport?
Don't forget to bring soup for your family to the protests today!
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Don't forget to bring soup for your family to the protests today!
I need screw-top travel mug lids to not always finish tightening directly over the handle.
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I need screw-top travel mug lids to not always finish tightening directly over the handle.
Did the giant arrow pointing down the row of parking spots all angled in the same direction mean something different in different driving schools?
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did the giant arrow pointing down the row of parking spots all angled in the same direction mean something different in different driving schools?
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Like yes, calling a trans kid by their chosen name and pronouns makes them feel more safe at school and that improves overall mental well-being, but you should also do it because you're an adult who can choose not to act like a dick
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Like yes, calling a trans kid by their chosen name and pronouns makes them feel more safe at school and that improves overall mental well-being, but you should also do it because you're an adult who can choose not to act like a dick
Attention coroners:
Let October of 2025 be the month you finally stop listing Down Syndrome as a primary/immediate cause of death.
Do it for Down Syndrome Awareness Month.
Let October of 2025 be the month you finally stop listing Down Syndrome as a primary/immediate cause of death.
Do it for Down Syndrome Awareness Month.
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Attention coroners:
Let October of 2025 be the month you finally stop listing Down Syndrome as a primary/immediate cause of death.
Do it for Down Syndrome Awareness Month.
Let October of 2025 be the month you finally stop listing Down Syndrome as a primary/immediate cause of death.
Do it for Down Syndrome Awareness Month.
When you see a person driving and you know exactly how they got that damage on their car.
October 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When you see a person driving and you know exactly how they got that damage on their car.
Watching season 3 of "Mr. Mercedes" has made me realize Kate Mulgrew would be a great Annie Wilkes.
September 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Watching season 3 of "Mr. Mercedes" has made me realize Kate Mulgrew would be a great Annie Wilkes.
Really torn between hoping you all get raptured and finally leave us alone, and looking forward to you all realizing God doesn't like you either.
September 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Really torn between hoping you all get raptured and finally leave us alone, and looking forward to you all realizing God doesn't like you either.
Gonna be taking plenty of Tylenol after getting my uterus removed. 🖕🏻
September 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Gonna be taking plenty of Tylenol after getting my uterus removed. 🖕🏻
I don't know who needs to hear this*, but bathroom stalls large enough for a wheelchair are not accessible if you can't get into the bathroom. How hard is it to install an automatic door opener?
*I do know who needs to hear. It's all of the business buildings.
*I do know who needs to hear. It's all of the business buildings.
September 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this*, but bathroom stalls large enough for a wheelchair are not accessible if you can't get into the bathroom. How hard is it to install an automatic door opener?
*I do know who needs to hear. It's all of the business buildings.
*I do know who needs to hear. It's all of the business buildings.
Hey #OtherSarah. Your dermatology clinic sent me the link to activate your patient portal. I mean, I'm happy to set it up for you; I just need the phone number on file at the clinic. Please advise!
#LearnYourEmail
#LearnYourEmail
September 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hey #OtherSarah. Your dermatology clinic sent me the link to activate your patient portal. I mean, I'm happy to set it up for you; I just need the phone number on file at the clinic. Please advise!
#LearnYourEmail
#LearnYourEmail
I don't want to brag, but @heynowdana.com and I became BFFs last night. Also, I got the new @deadpioneers.bsky.social album!
September 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don't want to brag, but @heynowdana.com and I became BFFs last night. Also, I got the new @deadpioneers.bsky.social album!
Anyone who thinks empathy is a made up New Age term that has done a lot of damage doesn't deserve it from others.
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Anyone who thinks empathy is a made up New Age term that has done a lot of damage doesn't deserve it from others.
"I think it's worth it. It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That's a prudent deal. It is rational." - Charlie Kirk
Thoughts and prayers, Chuck.
Thoughts and prayers, Chuck.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"I think it's worth it. It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That's a prudent deal. It is rational." - Charlie Kirk
Thoughts and prayers, Chuck.
Thoughts and prayers, Chuck.