Kris
@nursekris.bsky.social
Mouthy GenX healthcare provider who loves Trek, Star Wars, science, and people capable of critical thinking. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations. 🖖🏻
That Dodge Ram commercial where they say Americans can’t stop being Americans?
Yeah….that’s not the compliment they think it is.
Signed,
An American
Yeah….that’s not the compliment they think it is.
Signed,
An American
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That Dodge Ram commercial where they say Americans can’t stop being Americans?
Yeah….that’s not the compliment they think it is.
Signed,
An American
Yeah….that’s not the compliment they think it is.
Signed,
An American
Haven’t been around for a while.
I’m just lazy. Been posting to the Bad Place instead. I really need to just hang here because WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS BECOMING OF OUR COUNTRY?!
Also RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
I’m just lazy. Been posting to the Bad Place instead. I really need to just hang here because WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS BECOMING OF OUR COUNTRY?!
Also RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
a picture of a baby yoda with the words i hate it here on the bottom
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September 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Haven’t been around for a while.
I’m just lazy. Been posting to the Bad Place instead. I really need to just hang here because WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS BECOMING OF OUR COUNTRY?!
Also RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
I’m just lazy. Been posting to the Bad Place instead. I really need to just hang here because WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS BECOMING OF OUR COUNTRY?!
Also RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
The fastest humans on earth:
1) Usain Bolt, 100 meter, 2009
2) Major William J. “Pete” Knight, North American X-15 pilot, 1967
3) Any Georgian who was previously going 43 on a 2-lane highway once a passing lane appears.
#georgiadrivers
1) Usain Bolt, 100 meter, 2009
2) Major William J. “Pete” Knight, North American X-15 pilot, 1967
3) Any Georgian who was previously going 43 on a 2-lane highway once a passing lane appears.
#georgiadrivers
June 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The fastest humans on earth:
1) Usain Bolt, 100 meter, 2009
2) Major William J. “Pete” Knight, North American X-15 pilot, 1967
3) Any Georgian who was previously going 43 on a 2-lane highway once a passing lane appears.
#georgiadrivers
1) Usain Bolt, 100 meter, 2009
2) Major William J. “Pete” Knight, North American X-15 pilot, 1967
3) Any Georgian who was previously going 43 on a 2-lane highway once a passing lane appears.
#georgiadrivers
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SecDef has revised military’s phonetic alphabet. Here’s some of the new letters…
A – Absinthe
B – Bourbon
C – Cognac
D – Daiquiri
E – Eisbock
F – Fernet
G – Gin
H – Hennessy
I – IPA
J – Jägermeister
K – Kamikaze
L – Lager
M – Mead
N – Negroni
O – Ouzo
P – Pimm’s
Q – Quadro
R – Rum
S – Scotch
A – Absinthe
B – Bourbon
C – Cognac
D – Daiquiri
E – Eisbock
F – Fernet
G – Gin
H – Hennessy
I – IPA
J – Jägermeister
K – Kamikaze
L – Lager
M – Mead
N – Negroni
O – Ouzo
P – Pimm’s
Q – Quadro
R – Rum
S – Scotch
May 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
SecDef has revised military’s phonetic alphabet. Here’s some of the new letters…
A – Absinthe
B – Bourbon
C – Cognac
D – Daiquiri
E – Eisbock
F – Fernet
G – Gin
H – Hennessy
I – IPA
J – Jägermeister
K – Kamikaze
L – Lager
M – Mead
N – Negroni
O – Ouzo
P – Pimm’s
Q – Quadro
R – Rum
S – Scotch
A – Absinthe
B – Bourbon
C – Cognac
D – Daiquiri
E – Eisbock
F – Fernet
G – Gin
H – Hennessy
I – IPA
J – Jägermeister
K – Kamikaze
L – Lager
M – Mead
N – Negroni
O – Ouzo
P – Pimm’s
Q – Quadro
R – Rum
S – Scotch
The Venn diagram of people screaming for mass deportations and those screaming tonight because their Margarita refill is too slow due to understaffing is a circle.
May 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The Venn diagram of people screaming for mass deportations and those screaming tonight because their Margarita refill is too slow due to understaffing is a circle.
Fly high to Stovakor, little warrior. Here’s to my hypothyroid cardiomegaly fuzzy boy who wasn’t supposed to live beyond kittenhood. He got almost 5 years of love. RIP Tribble.
May 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Fly high to Stovakor, little warrior. Here’s to my hypothyroid cardiomegaly fuzzy boy who wasn’t supposed to live beyond kittenhood. He got almost 5 years of love. RIP Tribble.
Hit up Bear Claw Winery just outside of Blue Ridge. The wines are pretty decent, cute place, good for picnics.
April 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hit up Bear Claw Winery just outside of Blue Ridge. The wines are pretty decent, cute place, good for picnics.
All 3 of my recent students got accepted into genetic counseling schools! One in UNC Greensboro, one at UAB, and one to Columbia!! I’m so incredibly proud of these incredible ladies. The future of #geneticcounseling is on its way!
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April 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
All 3 of my recent students got accepted into genetic counseling schools! One in UNC Greensboro, one at UAB, and one to Columbia!! I’m so incredibly proud of these incredible ladies. The future of #geneticcounseling is on its way!
Sometimes you walk the halls of a medical center in second-hand Cole Haan shoes as a nurse practitioner. Other times you’re in steel-toed boots clambering around in the debris- and dust-filled attic of a 56 year old theatre trying to find a leak.
Can’t say my life is boring.
Can’t say my life is boring.
April 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sometimes you walk the halls of a medical center in second-hand Cole Haan shoes as a nurse practitioner. Other times you’re in steel-toed boots clambering around in the debris- and dust-filled attic of a 56 year old theatre trying to find a leak.
Can’t say my life is boring.
Can’t say my life is boring.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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March 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
How the absolute f*ck is this not a conflict of interest?
Tesla, whose chief executive, Elon Musk, has been advising President Trump on how to cut government spending, is likely to receive a lucrative contract to supply armored versions of its Cybertruck pickup to the State Department, according to public documents.
State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
How the absolute f*ck is this not a conflict of interest?
Nobody who dances like this belongs on the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts board.
a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage and says i 'm back
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February 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Nobody who dances like this belongs on the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts board.
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Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.
Well done.
Well done.
February 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.
Well done.
Well done.
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
Every. Dang. Weekday.
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Every. Dang. Weekday.
Like, ALL the white men to the moon? I’m listening…
The first woman and first POC to go to the moon are scheduled to lift off in two years. MAGA trying to call it off as "DEI". They want only white men to return to the moon.
February 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Like, ALL the white men to the moon? I’m listening…
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The first woman and first POC to go to the moon are scheduled to lift off in two years. MAGA trying to call it off as "DEI". They want only white men to return to the moon.
February 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The first woman and first POC to go to the moon are scheduled to lift off in two years. MAGA trying to call it off as "DEI". They want only white men to return to the moon.
OnlyFans, but it’s just me using the hospital-grade disinfectant wipes with no gloves on.
February 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
OnlyFans, but it’s just me using the hospital-grade disinfectant wipes with no gloves on.