Stormzy
@nurseborisbash.bsky.social
32 years as an emergency nurse, then the Tories stole my life to make money.
I will have justice.
Also a crazy rabbit lady 🐇
I will have justice.
Also a crazy rabbit lady 🐇
It's been a while, but it would be wrong not to let you all meet our newest addition...
Meet Ozzy Osbun❤️🐰
Meet Ozzy Osbun❤️🐰
August 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's been a while, but it would be wrong not to let you all meet our newest addition...
Meet Ozzy Osbun❤️🐰
Meet Ozzy Osbun❤️🐰
Morrissey only has twelve more months of growing.
What could possibly go wrong 🤣🐰
What could possibly go wrong 🤣🐰
April 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Morrissey only has twelve more months of growing.
What could possibly go wrong 🤣🐰
What could possibly go wrong 🤣🐰
Apparently, he didn't eat my cake🤣
April 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Apparently, he didn't eat my cake🤣
You amateur.
I finished off the Queen.
I finished off the Queen.
April 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You amateur.
I finished off the Queen.
I finished off the Queen.
Happy Easter 🐰
Hope you enjoy this little video.
When Stormzy gets too amorous, Keith plays dead.
It's hilarious 😂❤️
Hope you enjoy this little video.
When Stormzy gets too amorous, Keith plays dead.
It's hilarious 😂❤️
April 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Happy Easter 🐰
Hope you enjoy this little video.
When Stormzy gets too amorous, Keith plays dead.
It's hilarious 😂❤️
Hope you enjoy this little video.
When Stormzy gets too amorous, Keith plays dead.
It's hilarious 😂❤️
It's been a while and things have been hard, but I thought I'd say a quick hello to you all.
I've taken a long break because the damage that twitter did to me was too much to cope with.
I've taught myself to crochet and have immersed myself in a more calming activity.
Oh and of course, my buns❤️
I've taken a long break because the damage that twitter did to me was too much to cope with.
I've taught myself to crochet and have immersed myself in a more calming activity.
Oh and of course, my buns❤️
April 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It's been a while and things have been hard, but I thought I'd say a quick hello to you all.
I've taken a long break because the damage that twitter did to me was too much to cope with.
I've taught myself to crochet and have immersed myself in a more calming activity.
Oh and of course, my buns❤️
I've taken a long break because the damage that twitter did to me was too much to cope with.
I've taught myself to crochet and have immersed myself in a more calming activity.
Oh and of course, my buns❤️
I've deactivated my Twitter account and here's why.
Musk used it to place a felon in the whitehouse and he will do the same to see farridge as PM.
X is only quoted by mainstream because of the number of users.
Remove those users and it becomes obsolete.
Arguing with nutters empowers more nutters.
Musk used it to place a felon in the whitehouse and he will do the same to see farridge as PM.
X is only quoted by mainstream because of the number of users.
Remove those users and it becomes obsolete.
Arguing with nutters empowers more nutters.
November 30, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I've deactivated my Twitter account and here's why.
Musk used it to place a felon in the whitehouse and he will do the same to see farridge as PM.
X is only quoted by mainstream because of the number of users.
Remove those users and it becomes obsolete.
Arguing with nutters empowers more nutters.
Musk used it to place a felon in the whitehouse and he will do the same to see farridge as PM.
X is only quoted by mainstream because of the number of users.
Remove those users and it becomes obsolete.
Arguing with nutters empowers more nutters.
I'm sorry I haven't been around, but I'm trying to turn the rabbit from the Holy Grail into a friendly 🤣
I'll see you all soon.
Loads of love from the madhouse ❤️🐇🤣
I'll see you all soon.
Loads of love from the madhouse ❤️🐇🤣
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I'm sorry I haven't been around, but I'm trying to turn the rabbit from the Holy Grail into a friendly 🤣
I'll see you all soon.
Loads of love from the madhouse ❤️🐇🤣
I'll see you all soon.
Loads of love from the madhouse ❤️🐇🤣
Am I the only one who thinks RFK Jr sounds like Jimmy Stewart getting fucked by an elephant and secretly enjoying it?
Could explain a lot 🤣
Could explain a lot 🤣
November 16, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Am I the only one who thinks RFK Jr sounds like Jimmy Stewart getting fucked by an elephant and secretly enjoying it?
Could explain a lot 🤣
Could explain a lot 🤣
As we say in Wales, it's proper lush year 😉🥰
I've slightly overdone things and got overexcited at being here, plus it's a madhouse with the new arrival Morrissey.
I'll respond to you all tomorrow, but for now here's Morrissey and Gizmo.
Night everyone 🥰
I've slightly overdone things and got overexcited at being here, plus it's a madhouse with the new arrival Morrissey.
I'll respond to you all tomorrow, but for now here's Morrissey and Gizmo.
Night everyone 🥰
November 15, 2024 at 6:25 PM
As we say in Wales, it's proper lush year 😉🥰
I've slightly overdone things and got overexcited at being here, plus it's a madhouse with the new arrival Morrissey.
I'll respond to you all tomorrow, but for now here's Morrissey and Gizmo.
Night everyone 🥰
I've slightly overdone things and got overexcited at being here, plus it's a madhouse with the new arrival Morrissey.
I'll respond to you all tomorrow, but for now here's Morrissey and Gizmo.
Night everyone 🥰
Reposted by Stormzy
This is what happens when a baby continental giant rabbit gets scared by a fully grown Netherland dwarf 🐇🤣😧
November 15, 2024 at 2:57 PM
This is what happens when a baby continental giant rabbit gets scared by a fully grown Netherland dwarf 🐇🤣😧
So I assume that RFK juniors first task will be to find out whether there's a way to inject disinfectant into the body to give it a good clean.
Or maybe use the light that passes through his ears.
Anyhoo, I'm off to get wormed for my annual health check.
(I might wake up soon 🤞)
Or maybe use the light that passes through his ears.
Anyhoo, I'm off to get wormed for my annual health check.
(I might wake up soon 🤞)
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 PM
So I assume that RFK juniors first task will be to find out whether there's a way to inject disinfectant into the body to give it a good clean.
Or maybe use the light that passes through his ears.
Anyhoo, I'm off to get wormed for my annual health check.
(I might wake up soon 🤞)
Or maybe use the light that passes through his ears.
Anyhoo, I'm off to get wormed for my annual health check.
(I might wake up soon 🤞)
I'm struggling to find words for the absolute madness of the Trump election, so I commissioned this from my daughter.
I must add, that I asked for farridge to be emerging from the turkey's arse, but she was too traumatised🤣🤣🤣
Art courtesy of @fairypainter.bsky.social
I must add, that I asked for farridge to be emerging from the turkey's arse, but she was too traumatised🤣🤣🤣
Art courtesy of @fairypainter.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I'm struggling to find words for the absolute madness of the Trump election, so I commissioned this from my daughter.
I must add, that I asked for farridge to be emerging from the turkey's arse, but she was too traumatised🤣🤣🤣
Art courtesy of @fairypainter.bsky.social
I must add, that I asked for farridge to be emerging from the turkey's arse, but she was too traumatised🤣🤣🤣
Art courtesy of @fairypainter.bsky.social
Going to bed last night when I noticed my pillows were moving....
Then out popped Keith 🤣🐇
Then out popped Keith 🤣🐇
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Going to bed last night when I noticed my pillows were moving....
Then out popped Keith 🤣🐇
Then out popped Keith 🤣🐇
For perspective, Morrissey is ten weeks old and Ziggy is a big dog😂🥰
She's got ears for years😊🐇
She's got ears for years😊🐇
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 PM
For perspective, Morrissey is ten weeks old and Ziggy is a big dog😂🥰
She's got ears for years😊🐇
She's got ears for years😊🐇
Actually, I really miss twitter.
If you ever read this or similar on my account, then I've been taken and will need cheese to be sent to me while I win over my hostage takers.
*If Ryan Reynolds has taken me.... It's been lovely knowing you, but I'll be busy finding my way into his super suit.
If you ever read this or similar on my account, then I've been taken and will need cheese to be sent to me while I win over my hostage takers.
*If Ryan Reynolds has taken me.... It's been lovely knowing you, but I'll be busy finding my way into his super suit.
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Actually, I really miss twitter.
If you ever read this or similar on my account, then I've been taken and will need cheese to be sent to me while I win over my hostage takers.
*If Ryan Reynolds has taken me.... It's been lovely knowing you, but I'll be busy finding my way into his super suit.
If you ever read this or similar on my account, then I've been taken and will need cheese to be sent to me while I win over my hostage takers.
*If Ryan Reynolds has taken me.... It's been lovely knowing you, but I'll be busy finding my way into his super suit.
Ok, what have I done?
What does invalid handle mean?
Have I broken my butterfly 🦋😧
What does invalid handle mean?
Have I broken my butterfly 🦋😧
November 14, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Ok, what have I done?
What does invalid handle mean?
Have I broken my butterfly 🦋😧
What does invalid handle mean?
Have I broken my butterfly 🦋😧
A buyer paid $2.9million for Jack Dorsey's first tweet.
It was re-sold for $280.
I'm looking for five investors with fifty quid spare, so our bid is guaranteed with enough left over to buy Melon some new clown shoes.
I refuse to accept that he bought twitter to buy a government office.
(He did🤫🤐)
It was re-sold for $280.
I'm looking for five investors with fifty quid spare, so our bid is guaranteed with enough left over to buy Melon some new clown shoes.
I refuse to accept that he bought twitter to buy a government office.
(He did🤫🤐)
November 14, 2024 at 3:24 PM
A buyer paid $2.9million for Jack Dorsey's first tweet.
It was re-sold for $280.
I'm looking for five investors with fifty quid spare, so our bid is guaranteed with enough left over to buy Melon some new clown shoes.
I refuse to accept that he bought twitter to buy a government office.
(He did🤫🤐)
It was re-sold for $280.
I'm looking for five investors with fifty quid spare, so our bid is guaranteed with enough left over to buy Melon some new clown shoes.
I refuse to accept that he bought twitter to buy a government office.
(He did🤫🤐)
I have left twitter, but I won't be deactivating my account. It's a diary of sorts and it's where I can show my kids that I'm still cool because I can reveal that yes, I did have a DM conversation with the actual Stormzy 🤫🤭
November 14, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I have left twitter, but I won't be deactivating my account. It's a diary of sorts and it's where I can show my kids that I'm still cool because I can reveal that yes, I did have a DM conversation with the actual Stormzy 🤫🤭
Joe explained that Donald didn't beat him, then announced that he'd eaten all the red jelly beans.
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Joe explained that Donald didn't beat him, then announced that he'd eaten all the red jelly beans.
Morrissey has made herself at home.
Dangly legs and all 🤣🐇❤️
Dangly legs and all 🤣🐇❤️
November 13, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Morrissey has made herself at home.
Dangly legs and all 🤣🐇❤️
Dangly legs and all 🤣🐇❤️
I've been on here for a day now and nobody has told me that my music is well shit and nobody has asked to see me next Tuesday.
I think I'll stay🤣🥳❤️
I think I'll stay🤣🥳❤️
November 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I've been on here for a day now and nobody has told me that my music is well shit and nobody has asked to see me next Tuesday.
I think I'll stay🤣🥳❤️
I think I'll stay🤣🥳❤️
There are obviously a few reasons why I've left twitter, but this is the main one.
November 13, 2024 at 6:09 PM
There are obviously a few reasons why I've left twitter, but this is the main one.
Stunning sunset tonight 😍
November 13, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Stunning sunset tonight 😍