HBD TO ME! 🥳🎈
July 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
HBD TO ME! 🥳🎈
Today is the last day of my 30's 😩
July 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Today is the last day of my 30's 😩
Will Xanax break a fast?
April 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Will Xanax break a fast?
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Dear Coca-Cola Company:
No more new flavours.
Either add the cocaine back, or leave it alone.
No more new flavours.
Either add the cocaine back, or leave it alone.
April 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Dear Coca-Cola Company:
No more new flavours.
Either add the cocaine back, or leave it alone.
No more new flavours.
Either add the cocaine back, or leave it alone.
My peeps love me
April 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My peeps love me
I let someone I don't even know make me feel like a fucking idiot, which now makes me an actual fucking idiot
April 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I let someone I don't even know make me feel like a fucking idiot, which now makes me an actual fucking idiot
Black coffee and Xanax for breakfast
April 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Black coffee and Xanax for breakfast
What a bummer
April 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What a bummer
I do my lil' dancy-dance
March 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I do my lil' dancy-dance
Patricia Arquette can get it
March 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Patricia Arquette can get it
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Wife: You know this whole thing started when all the boys in high school got mad when No Scrubs came out
March 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wife: You know this whole thing started when all the boys in high school got mad when No Scrubs came out
This ass is going out tonight. Maybe to a club. Maybe to a night club
March 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This ass is going out tonight. Maybe to a club. Maybe to a night club
Alexa, play "Dreams and Nightmares" #FlyEaglesFly
February 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Alexa, play "Dreams and Nightmares" #FlyEaglesFly
"I like to fall asleep with a Valium under my tongue"
November 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
"I like to fall asleep with a Valium under my tongue"