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Darren Ho
@numberphile.bsky.social
If you don’t have anything nice to wear, don’t wear anything at all.
You ever get eye crusts in a humid place that’s so humid that when you go to rub it off your eye it sticks to your eye folds? Yeah new horror unlocked.
March 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Vegas is greenlit! I am now officially employed in three different states. My taxes are going to be such a mess now lmao
March 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Happy Pi Day!
March 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A Panera is opening nearby my place in LA, right when T-Mobile Tuesdays is giving me unlimited drinks at Panera for five months for $3.99/mo. for five months. I’m gonna get the killer lemonade.
March 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
de Sitter space is a prologue to the uniformity of this universe.

There’s something we don’t understand. But AdS-CFT explains that our reality is only as perceived because our dimensional perception of the universe is incomplete. And it can never be complete, if you extend the theory.
March 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I am not a liberal.
I am not a conservative.

I am a progressive.

Neither party prioritizes overall progress. Which is why my ideals do not align with either of them.

I’d say do better but that goes against what they believe.
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Everything in my head is telling me the answer is potatos but that doesn’t even make sense lmao
March 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m just tired of losing money…
March 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dogs and cats sleeping look so much more comfortable than humans sleeping. How do I reach peak pet nap levels of slumber?
March 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Facebook’s algorithm is definitely in the shitter. I have a boyfriend, Zuckerberg 🙄
March 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Many Worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and that allows for faster than light travel because every quantum “world” is possible and exists but decoheres so if we can find a way to prevent decoherence in only some of the pathways information travels faster than light.
March 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I swear to god I’m going to become a mad scientist
March 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I am Dunning-Kruger’ed into quantum physics because I feel like I understand it now finally but I know that I don’t.
March 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Now that I am traveling more often I have to check which city each event invite is in before I RSVP. #FirstWorldProblems
March 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There are two types of people in this world: those who can learn to survive in New York, and those who chicken out.
March 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Society, at least in my entire experience of living, hates smart people.
March 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Winning money is not as exciting as it seems.
March 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Wow I didn’t know this about Zankou Chicken.
He ended their lives over some chicken
YouTube video by Ray William Johnson
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March 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I hate it when people are like “I supported ______ until they did _____ that affects me.” Like okay so all of the terrible things that they did that didn’t affect you didn’t sway your opinion?
February 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I didn’t get to drink at the airport so I took a shot of Crown Royal Green Apple at 9 in the morning when I landed
February 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
At my least favorite airport, MIA lol vacation to Vegas yayyy! Too bad Bluesky doesn’t let you do check-ins.
February 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
welp. today was the worst day of my career 😖 my entire working life, I made the biggest mistake today.
February 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
That mankind can learn is truly the most powerful — in both good and bad extremities — ability, in a universe that does not allow for absolute truths.
February 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I need science to tell me why different shapes of chicken nuggets go better with different kinds of barbecue sauces.
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Miami is the first major city I’ve been to that doesn’t have a Chinatown
February 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM