Brian S.
@nukalixir.bsky.social
Science Fanatic / Video Game Enthusiast / Quantum Spoon Bending World Champion
He/Him
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
He/Him
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
Trump's lawyers admitted in court that the American people are the ones paying for tariffs, not other countries. And he's STILL on about this bullshit?
a spongebob meme that says " how many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man ? "
Alt: a spongebob meme that says " how many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man ? "
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November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Trump's lawyers admitted in court that the American people are the ones paying for tariffs, not other countries. And he's STILL on about this bullshit?
Well, I can't argue with that.
a man in a brown shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table .
Alt: a man in a brown shirt is struggling to think of something to say
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November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Well, I can't argue with that.
This is a much hornier dose of nihilism than I'm used to with my Arby's... 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is a much hornier dose of nihilism than I'm used to with my Arby's... 🤔
A Dirty Sanchez is a real thing, no? Not something I'm interested in, but fingering someone and making the fingered sniff the used finger after seems like it'd be a thing people do? And isn't a Donkey Punch just another term for analingus? Again, not my wheelhouse, correct me if I'm mistaken. 🤷♂️
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A Dirty Sanchez is a real thing, no? Not something I'm interested in, but fingering someone and making the fingered sniff the used finger after seems like it'd be a thing people do? And isn't a Donkey Punch just another term for analingus? Again, not my wheelhouse, correct me if I'm mistaken. 🤷♂️
I feel like there should have been a 5th panel with no dialogue and the two just awkwardly staring at each other, but now the son has tentacles.
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I feel like there should have been a 5th panel with no dialogue and the two just awkwardly staring at each other, but now the son has tentacles.
That doesn't even look like a fat person. I'm a fat guy, I'd know! That looks like some kind of metal frame wearing raw chicken meat to try and look human. Why the fuck is he shaped like a damn cybertruck? What the fuck is with that angular-ass torso? Botched plastic surgery?
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
That doesn't even look like a fat person. I'm a fat guy, I'd know! That looks like some kind of metal frame wearing raw chicken meat to try and look human. Why the fuck is he shaped like a damn cybertruck? What the fuck is with that angular-ass torso? Botched plastic surgery?
Oh, right. I guess they discounted Biden because he's a former President now, not just a former Vice President? I know he was Obama's VP, but I think of him as a former president, not a former VP, personally.
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh, right. I guess they discounted Biden because he's a former President now, not just a former Vice President? I know he was Obama's VP, but I think of him as a former president, not a former VP, personally.
It says the voting machines were compromised by a weaselly neo-nazi billionaire and his boyscout troop of hackers. All so they could ransack the government and cripple investigations into his companies' human rights violations.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It says the voting machines were compromised by a weaselly neo-nazi billionaire and his boyscout troop of hackers. All so they could ransack the government and cripple investigations into his companies' human rights violations.
It specifies "former". Vance is "current" and thus excluded from that count.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It specifies "former". Vance is "current" and thus excluded from that count.
My bet's on both. It was something ole Handsy Don wanted to do, and they took photos of it as leverage against him.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My bet's on both. It was something ole Handsy Don wanted to do, and they took photos of it as leverage against him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the "Bubba" email doesn't just say "Trump", it says "Donnie" and "Donnie Tee"
Sure, Epstein trafficked girls. But Ghislaine Maxwell owned horses. Maybe it was something Trump wanted to do like the perv he is. Or maybe they made him do it for pics as blackmail.
Sure, Epstein trafficked girls. But Ghislaine Maxwell owned horses. Maybe it was something Trump wanted to do like the perv he is. Or maybe they made him do it for pics as blackmail.
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the "Bubba" email doesn't just say "Trump", it says "Donnie" and "Donnie Tee"
Sure, Epstein trafficked girls. But Ghislaine Maxwell owned horses. Maybe it was something Trump wanted to do like the perv he is. Or maybe they made him do it for pics as blackmail.
Sure, Epstein trafficked girls. But Ghislaine Maxwell owned horses. Maybe it was something Trump wanted to do like the perv he is. Or maybe they made him do it for pics as blackmail.
The distraction attempts are getting more unhinged as days go by, huh?
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The distraction attempts are getting more unhinged as days go by, huh?
Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly owned a horse named Bubba.
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly owned a horse named Bubba.
If it's true that Bubba referred to a horse, we should prolly know about that. Bestiality is a crime and can be added to his growing rap sheet of reasons to be in prison.
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If it's true that Bubba referred to a horse, we should prolly know about that. Bestiality is a crime and can be added to his growing rap sheet of reasons to be in prison.
There's a rumor Maxwell owned a horse named Bubba. So, he gave someTHING a blowjob at the very least. 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There's a rumor Maxwell owned a horse named Bubba. So, he gave someTHING a blowjob at the very least. 🫠
"Not Bill Clinton" is a bigger clue than one might think considering the Reddit threads discusding the fact Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly owned a horse named "Bubba".
That poor horse... 😢
That poor horse... 😢
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Not Bill Clinton" is a bigger clue than one might think considering the Reddit threads discusding the fact Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly owned a horse named "Bubba".
That poor horse... 😢
That poor horse... 😢
There's something very cathartic about seeing a MAGA hat discarded and lit on fire.
Prolly terrible for the environment and hell on the lungs, though. God only knows what cheap shit they made those hats out of. 👀
Prolly terrible for the environment and hell on the lungs, though. God only knows what cheap shit they made those hats out of. 👀
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There's something very cathartic about seeing a MAGA hat discarded and lit on fire.
Prolly terrible for the environment and hell on the lungs, though. God only knows what cheap shit they made those hats out of. 👀
Prolly terrible for the environment and hell on the lungs, though. God only knows what cheap shit they made those hats out of. 👀
Strictly speaking, if his job is to be a Saboteur/Russian Asset, his failures ARE successes. Alas, he never says that particilar quiet part out loud...
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Strictly speaking, if his job is to be a Saboteur/Russian Asset, his failures ARE successes. Alas, he never says that particilar quiet part out loud...
Yeah, I wouldn't normally go full middle schooler at the phrase "low blow" but in light of the Bubba Incident, I have to wonder if those words were chosen on purpose. 👀
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't normally go full middle schooler at the phrase "low blow" but in light of the Bubba Incident, I have to wonder if those words were chosen on purpose. 👀
When All Might uses "Detroit Smash" I sleep. 😴
When All Might uses "Cleaveland Steamer" REAL SHIT 👀
When All Might uses "Cleaveland Steamer" REAL SHIT 👀
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When All Might uses "Detroit Smash" I sleep. 😴
When All Might uses "Cleaveland Steamer" REAL SHIT 👀
When All Might uses "Cleaveland Steamer" REAL SHIT 👀
Jesus. From the thumbnail I seriously thought it was "On the Map" and that it was going to be some reach about the word "map" being associated with pedophillia. Talk about clickbait.
Not that my assumption would've been any less of a nothing-burger but at least it'd be funnier. 👀
Not that my assumption would've been any less of a nothing-burger but at least it'd be funnier. 👀
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Jesus. From the thumbnail I seriously thought it was "On the Map" and that it was going to be some reach about the word "map" being associated with pedophillia. Talk about clickbait.
Not that my assumption would've been any less of a nothing-burger but at least it'd be funnier. 👀
Not that my assumption would've been any less of a nothing-burger but at least it'd be funnier. 👀
I haven't kept up with every little detail so when I opened my social media feed this morning just to see "Trump gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton" I couldn't tell if it was satire, a misunderstanding, maybe I'd somehow fallen into a K-hole. But it for damn sure didn't feel real.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I haven't kept up with every little detail so when I opened my social media feed this morning just to see "Trump gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton" I couldn't tell if it was satire, a misunderstanding, maybe I'd somehow fallen into a K-hole. But it for damn sure didn't feel real.
Clearly with all the government aid programs they mooch off of somehow despite not having social security numbers!
a man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a bookshelf filled with books
Alt: a man wearing glasses is holding up a sign saying 'sarcasm'
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November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Clearly with all the government aid programs they mooch off of somehow despite not having social security numbers!
It's going to take years of therapy to purge the mental image of Trump giving a blowjob from my brainhole, thanks. This is almost as bad as that AI generated pic of Trump caressing the stomach of a pregnant Kamala Harris. 😭
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's going to take years of therapy to purge the mental image of Trump giving a blowjob from my brainhole, thanks. This is almost as bad as that AI generated pic of Trump caressing the stomach of a pregnant Kamala Harris. 😭