Brian S.
@nukalixir.bsky.social
Science Fanatic / Video Game Enthusiast / Quantum Spoon Bending World Champion
He/Him
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
He/Him
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
It says the voting machines were compromised by a weaselly neo-nazi billionaire and his boyscout troop of hackers. All so they could ransack the government and cripple investigations into his companies' human rights violations.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It says the voting machines were compromised by a weaselly neo-nazi billionaire and his boyscout troop of hackers. All so they could ransack the government and cripple investigations into his companies' human rights violations.
The distraction attempts are getting more unhinged as days go by, huh?
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The distraction attempts are getting more unhinged as days go by, huh?
I love watching people short circuit over simply eating the candy instead of obeying whatever weird ritual is expected for some reason despite never being explicitly spoken about.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I love watching people short circuit over simply eating the candy instead of obeying whatever weird ritual is expected for some reason despite never being explicitly spoken about.
Anyone else miss when politics were boring? Or at the very least when we had Presidents who don't AI generate scat porn starring themselves?
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Anyone else miss when politics were boring? Or at the very least when we had Presidents who don't AI generate scat porn starring themselves?
I manually took a brief peek at each account before blocking. I don't like to just blindly block, personally. But holy shit, they are all so fucking Orwellian and pushing Trumpian rhetoric so fucking hard. "Democrat shutdown" this and "radical left" that. Like they're all Fox News in masks. Creepy!
October 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I manually took a brief peek at each account before blocking. I don't like to just blindly block, personally. But holy shit, they are all so fucking Orwellian and pushing Trumpian rhetoric so fucking hard. "Democrat shutdown" this and "radical left" that. Like they're all Fox News in masks. Creepy!
Sigh. I spent far too long penning a thought out and delicate response to try and change the mind of a transphobe, only for the comment I was replying to to get deleted by moderators before I could hit send.
Oh well, doubt it would have helped anyway. I was just in a friendly mood and wanted to try
Oh well, doubt it would have helped anyway. I was just in a friendly mood and wanted to try
October 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sigh. I spent far too long penning a thought out and delicate response to try and change the mind of a transphobe, only for the comment I was replying to to get deleted by moderators before I could hit send.
Oh well, doubt it would have helped anyway. I was just in a friendly mood and wanted to try
Oh well, doubt it would have helped anyway. I was just in a friendly mood and wanted to try
You don't know what an anchor baby actually is, do you? Well, I'll help you out and share the definition that proves yes, Barron is an anchor baby. I dunno where to even begin dealing with your whack ass, racism fuelled replacement theory rhetoric, though. Get help, bruh.
October 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You don't know what an anchor baby actually is, do you? Well, I'll help you out and share the definition that proves yes, Barron is an anchor baby. I dunno where to even begin dealing with your whack ass, racism fuelled replacement theory rhetoric, though. Get help, bruh.
Yeah, Don, we're all well aware you get a 2 inch boner whenever you see something shiny. Like when you stole that soccer trophy, which is probably the only real gold in the Oval Office.
Now stop doing whippits off gold spray paint and release the Epstein Files!
Now stop doing whippits off gold spray paint and release the Epstein Files!
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Yeah, Don, we're all well aware you get a 2 inch boner whenever you see something shiny. Like when you stole that soccer trophy, which is probably the only real gold in the Oval Office.
Now stop doing whippits off gold spray paint and release the Epstein Files!
Now stop doing whippits off gold spray paint and release the Epstein Files!
I'm right behind you in condemning this bile, Mr. Takei. But let's not get distracted, either.
September 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm right behind you in condemning this bile, Mr. Takei. But let's not get distracted, either.
Mmm, yes. Nothing says "President of Peace" or "Nobel Peace Prize winner" like renaming a famous American building after WAR.
Nevermind that the oaf is declaring war on one of his own cities, to chase windmills and distract from the got dang Epstein Files. Totally peaceful behavior!
Nevermind that the oaf is declaring war on one of his own cities, to chase windmills and distract from the got dang Epstein Files. Totally peaceful behavior!
September 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Mmm, yes. Nothing says "President of Peace" or "Nobel Peace Prize winner" like renaming a famous American building after WAR.
Nevermind that the oaf is declaring war on one of his own cities, to chase windmills and distract from the got dang Epstein Files. Totally peaceful behavior!
Nevermind that the oaf is declaring war on one of his own cities, to chase windmills and distract from the got dang Epstein Files. Totally peaceful behavior!
If I never hear "Thank you for your attention to this matter" again, it'll be too soon.
But also:
But also:
August 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If I never hear "Thank you for your attention to this matter" again, it'll be too soon.
But also:
But also:
I smell another distraction attempt...Smells like someone took a trump and didn't flush. 👀
August 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I smell another distraction attempt...Smells like someone took a trump and didn't flush. 👀
So today I lost my temper and wrote a whole ass essay on some asshole saying homophobic garbage in the year of our Lord, 2025. Reddit mods might delete it for being over aggressive, so I'll preserve it here so that the half hour of typing wasn't a total waste.
May 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So today I lost my temper and wrote a whole ass essay on some asshole saying homophobic garbage in the year of our Lord, 2025. Reddit mods might delete it for being over aggressive, so I'll preserve it here so that the half hour of typing wasn't a total waste.
Finally, a good fucking shitpost!
May 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Finally, a good fucking shitpost!
You don't get to be that damn rich without being an immoral, manipulative, asshole. Exploitation of employees, tax fraud, corner cutting, business monopolizing...
And that's just the bullshit needed to GET to that point, let alone how scummy it is to hoard such wealth.
And that's just the bullshit needed to GET to that point, let alone how scummy it is to hoard such wealth.
April 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You don't get to be that damn rich without being an immoral, manipulative, asshole. Exploitation of employees, tax fraud, corner cutting, business monopolizing...
And that's just the bullshit needed to GET to that point, let alone how scummy it is to hoard such wealth.
And that's just the bullshit needed to GET to that point, let alone how scummy it is to hoard such wealth.
Jesus Christ, America...
April 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Jesus Christ, America...
Me, on the off chance this is real and not just a meme:
April 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me, on the off chance this is real and not just a meme:
At ✨️Cracker Barrel✨️!
March 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
At ✨️Cracker Barrel✨️!
These 22 days have been the longest *years* of my life.
I want off Mr Bones' Wild Ride. 😭
I want off Mr Bones' Wild Ride. 😭
February 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
These 22 days have been the longest *years* of my life.
I want off Mr Bones' Wild Ride. 😭
I want off Mr Bones' Wild Ride. 😭
You bet your ass I'm mad! r/OptimistsUnite doesn't want to join Reddit's campaign to boycott Twitter and Musk? Fuck outta here!
January 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You bet your ass I'm mad! r/OptimistsUnite doesn't want to join Reddit's campaign to boycott Twitter and Musk? Fuck outta here!