Alli Gator
@nuisancealligator.bsky.social
I am at least four feet in length and I pose a threat to people, pets, or property
My only real thought about Sex and the City is that the other women should’ve drowned Carrie in the Hudson River on purpose
May 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My only real thought about Sex and the City is that the other women should’ve drowned Carrie in the Hudson River on purpose
This Signal group chat business would’ve never happened if they had grown up watching Squeakers the Opsec Hamster commercials on AFN
March 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This Signal group chat business would’ve never happened if they had grown up watching Squeakers the Opsec Hamster commercials on AFN
My favorite thing to do is watch an elaborate morning shed routine and then the woman is finally done and she looks completely normal
March 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My favorite thing to do is watch an elaborate morning shed routine and then the woman is finally done and she looks completely normal
Septa changed the name from MFL to L1 because they knew I was out here calling it the mother fucking line and they’re afraid of innovation
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Septa changed the name from MFL to L1 because they knew I was out here calling it the mother fucking line and they’re afraid of innovation
There is a man doing pushups on the platform of the el. 11th and market. Bare hands. Sir you are going to catch diseases. Horrible horrible diseases.
March 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
There is a man doing pushups on the platform of the el. 11th and market. Bare hands. Sir you are going to catch diseases. Horrible horrible diseases.
I love the comment section of any given “best rappers” post because it’s always full of white people saying Eminem should be #1 and is the greatest rapper of all time. Buddy we all know why you think that.
March 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I love the comment section of any given “best rappers” post because it’s always full of white people saying Eminem should be #1 and is the greatest rapper of all time. Buddy we all know why you think that.
If I ever meet the game grumps I have to thank Danny Sexbang for introducing me to Rush
March 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If I ever meet the game grumps I have to thank Danny Sexbang for introducing me to Rush
Follow me on Bluesky if you love when people complain about the South East Pennsylvania Transit Authority
March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Follow me on Bluesky if you love when people complain about the South East Pennsylvania Transit Authority
99.9999999999% of complaints about Philly are overblown and exaggerated but anyone who ever complains about the el smelling like piss is telling the unembellished truth
March 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
99.9999999999% of complaints about Philly are overblown and exaggerated but anyone who ever complains about the el smelling like piss is telling the unembellished truth
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i'm convinced the business exec chumps who say they work 70 hours a week, in addition to Just Lying, simply don't know how to put on an lcd soundsystem playlist and truly Lock In
March 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i'm convinced the business exec chumps who say they work 70 hours a week, in addition to Just Lying, simply don't know how to put on an lcd soundsystem playlist and truly Lock In
Yall have no idea how hard it is to be queer and have good taste. I’m the only bisexual woman on earth who knows the truth about Chappell roan (her music sucks)
February 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Yall have no idea how hard it is to be queer and have good taste. I’m the only bisexual woman on earth who knows the truth about Chappell roan (her music sucks)
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This is how it feels to be onboarding for a government job tomorrow
a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is how it feels to be onboarding for a government job tomorrow
Posts you love to see 2 weeks before your honeymoon
More than 300 FAA employees have been dismissed.
February 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Posts you love to see 2 weeks before your honeymoon
Me when I’m posting
February 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Me when I’m posting
That “I’ll never get enough of this guy” meme but it’s me talking about my nephews who are PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That “I’ll never get enough of this guy” meme but it’s me talking about my nephews who are PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you’re one of the people who doesn’t put the cart back “because it creates jobs” then you actually can’t get pissy about Philadelphians wrecking shit on broad street after sports victories. Having to remove a light pole from dilworth and then reinstall it is like 10 jobs minimum.
February 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you’re one of the people who doesn’t put the cart back “because it creates jobs” then you actually can’t get pissy about Philadelphians wrecking shit on broad street after sports victories. Having to remove a light pole from dilworth and then reinstall it is like 10 jobs minimum.
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THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
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half time show 2025
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
half time show 2025
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we’re doing it folks. we’re posting
February 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
we’re doing it folks. we’re posting
Happy birthday twin!!!!!!! I’ll take sharing a birthday with this app over sharing one with Ronald Reagan any day
February 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy birthday twin!!!!!!! I’ll take sharing a birthday with this app over sharing one with Ronald Reagan any day
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While bird flu is circulating, do not attempt to pick up or handle a sick or dying bird. If you see 5+ dead birds in one location, please report it to a IDNR wildlife biologist. Do not bring wild birds into a veterinary clinic or wildlife center.
For more info: chicago.gov/h5n1
#BirdFlu #H5N1
For more info: chicago.gov/h5n1
#BirdFlu #H5N1
February 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
While bird flu is circulating, do not attempt to pick up or handle a sick or dying bird. If you see 5+ dead birds in one location, please report it to a IDNR wildlife biologist. Do not bring wild birds into a veterinary clinic or wildlife center.
For more info: chicago.gov/h5n1
#BirdFlu #H5N1
For more info: chicago.gov/h5n1
#BirdFlu #H5N1
Official review of Better Man: too much monkey doing cocaine
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Official review of Better Man: too much monkey doing cocaine
If you want to record yourself eating and then post on the internet for perverts then that’s fine but chew with your fucking mouth closed while you do it
February 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you want to record yourself eating and then post on the internet for perverts then that’s fine but chew with your fucking mouth closed while you do it
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Alls I want is a hat w/ Billy Penn on it, w/ his schlong out.
February 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Alls I want is a hat w/ Billy Penn on it, w/ his schlong out.