So much passive aggressive “unity” tonight in these commercials. Give me a brand that can stand up to this coup and you’ll get all my money.

As companies shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation.

Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.

Hello???

That halftime performance leaned into culture in a time when the administration is trying to wipe it out. #resist

Nike was the first commercial to make me emotional. Well done.

Maintain this please.

Eagles need another score before half.

Coffee Mate with another belly laugh from my girls.

The refs make their appearance in the first drive. Couldn’t even wait until the 2nd half to start fixing this game.

Belly laughs from my kids on that Martha commercial. Well done Sketchers.

Hoo boy the segments of "inspiring message suggesting unity" while *gestures at everything* just doesn't hit for me this year.

What was that NFL opening? I’m so confused - aren’t we in the middle of a coup?

I’m trying to listen to the audio book of Dune.

Tell me it gets better? When will I understand what is going on???

I told my daughter I was going to get off the Meta apps as much as I can - and her instant panic was where we will see cute animal videos. Send me your follow recommendations so I can find them here!

My 5th grader came home today absolutely livid about the “unfair dress code” changes the administration made today. I don’t blame her - girls are always the one penalized- but I also feel she has hit a major Catholic school right of passage. And I love it.

I don’t want to brag but I’m really fucking good at second grade math. #parenting

Took the girls to see #RedOne. Please tell me I’m not the only adult that sobbed at the end?