Nuke
nuclearsimian.bsky.social
Nuke
@nuclearsimian.bsky.social
I'm that thought in the back of your head that makes you forget why you came in the room.

Besides that, I do nothing. Hi.
Why doesn't Link have pointy ears too? They're both Hylians, they both should.

Outfits are unbelievably boring, and this is the first marketing image? This is just going to be another Rings of Power, Zelda in name only.
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If the minimum wage had kept up with the payment of wall street corpo bonuses, it'd be $44/hr now.

That's what it should honestly be.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Shame its not even close to being enough anymore. It needs to be closer to $30/hr now. The minimum wage isn't supposed to be "You're barely avoiding starvation or homelessness."

The following is taken from Franklin Roosevelt's Statement
on the National Industrial Recovery Act, Jun 16, 1933:
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Its even easier than that. James Bond is a codename just as much as the rank of 007. Someone else earns the codename.

Just cast someone new and don't have it be Daniel Craig anymore. Easy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Jiggle the giant hamster!
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But if that made them swing their dukes and it just went through me thanks to that...I'd tell them to float their own boat and just keep going. Or we could talk through a ouija board and make fun of James A Garfield or something.
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I have a roof over my head, I can go to a doctor to deal with issues that crop up like if I break my leg, I have food that won't poison me, I can go to a dentist to get my teeth cleaned and deal with problems, my ancestors would be beyond thrilled and jealous just over that.
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
One of the most hardcore lines in fiction.

Another favorite of mine from Grunt is from the Citadel DLC:

"So, Grunt, how were those noodles?"

"A little spicy."
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Happy birthday!
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Season 4 was weird as hell and almost felt like a total AU for the entire franchise, but I still enjoyed it for what it was! Digimon designs have always kicked ass.
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Not gonna lie, when I first saw that picture, I asked myself, "What is he doing? Is he cosplaying Rukia in Saber's Fate/Zero suit?"

I never would have guessed, ever, that he was trying to dress as John Wick.
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I had to wonder if it was a weird fusion-HA of Rukia and Saber from Fate/Zero, that gave me zero John Wick vibes.
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Wow, that's beautifully colored and textured. Inuyasha was the anime that got me into anime, sneaking to the TV at the time when it was on (past my bedtime at the time, lmao,) trying to catch as many episodes as possible. Love seeing Inuyasha fanart even this long since the series was new.
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wish there was more armor like that in WoW itself, I love that so much. It captures everything about the feel of the game, without the comical proportions.
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Its the best Transformers movie since the original as far as I'm concerned. I loved how Chris Hemsworth gradually changed the tone of his voice to resemble Peter Cullen as the movie progressed.
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
FUCK THAT! Consoles were supposed to be the CHEAP alternative to PC gaming. $949.99? Fuck that. I can spend an additional $700 for a gaming PC with a fucking 3090ti. I'd rather have something that can handle every game it could access with no framerate drops than a $1k handheld.
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don't believe anything about anything related to SW, show, movie, or game being in production until it has released. They teased like, 19 different shows and movies that one time, and only like...four of them have actually come out, and only one of those actually finished its run, being Andor.
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I'm currently considering getting to the Horus Heresy, but I just don't have the space for all those books right now, and I despise ebooks. Audiobooks are great, but sometimes hard to follow without reading along. Maybe I could do ebooks with an audiobook playing along, but eh. I'll figure it out.
October 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Helps that I have ADHD so I hyperfixate, and I've been reading tons of books since I was little. At one point I'd read all of the SW EU books up to that point at least, I read the Silmarillion in a single day when I was in high school after I'd read LOTR due to getting hooked due to the movies.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Malazan Book of the Fallen is one of the best series I've ever read. I got through the entire series in less than two weeks. Its so damn good. Last time I got through multiple books that quick was when I was reading LOTR for the first time.
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If I'd been that survivor, I would have gone back and torched the entire forest.
October 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM