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Dancing is forbidden. The Business End(tm). 🚫Death to AI🚫. Kept alive by The Metal. My other car is a guillotine.

No gods, no masters.

DNR is for chumps. Inject the grain directly into my eyeballs.

Death to the Mad King and his Court.
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brad pitt from a WW2 movie, sitting in a tank, pointing at a Nazi and saying "shoot that guy".
July 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Anyone who voted YES on the BBB, and their supporters, belong in the trash.
Frank from It's Always Sunny saying "You would have to be a reall lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American".
July 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Alf, as "Alf", will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Be the change you want to see in this world, and the next.
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Today's movie-marathon:

Dark City (1998; Alex Proyas)
Elysium (2013; Neill Blomkamp)
Bad Lieutenant (1992; Abel Ferrara)
Fury Road (2015; George Miller)
December 24, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Today's movie marathon included:

Scanners (1981; David Cronenberg)
Grosse Point Blank (1997; George Armitage)
The Fog (1980; John Carpenter)
Brazil (1985; Terry Gilliam)
December 22, 2024 at 5:07 AM