Guys, I think I need Gavin to win in 28 solely because I need a Dem POTUS who will respond to stupid things Republicans say and do with simply “You’re an idiot. Shut the fuck up.” He might be an elitist asshole, but he’s OUR elitist asshole.

It’s okay, everyone. If we truly believe in our hearts it will happen soon, then we’ll have reason to party in the streets before the midterms…

Can you even imagine how fucking stoked DC is gonna be when that obituary drops? I wouldn’t put it past the Pedo Party to Weekend at Bernie’s him, though

Obviously if he’s fighting this hard, he knows his name is in there—probably a lot. Amazing that this of all things could be what breaks the fever. Republicans wanted you to be afraid of trans people while trying really hard to hide that they’re just the Grand Ole Pedophiles…

So, was the “financial decision” to can Colbert really because CBS didn’t want to keep paying out money to Trump’s library every time someone on the network says something mean about him? Idk, but if I were a CBS exec, maybe I’d just tell him to fuck off rather than continuing to pay him…

Whatever Epstein files come out of the White House, just know that the media was wildly uncurious about RW conspiracy theories, treating their peddlers as quirky citizens rather than nihilists who were just waiting for the right rube to help them burn the country to the ground.

Given the almost unthinkable loss of life at Camp Mystic, I would hope a few good journalists would start looking into whether cuts at NOAA delayed or prevented adequate warning at the camp.

Fuck you, dude. If you’re too stupid to see that deployments of National Guard and Marines to a situation that was well in hand is an authoritarian breach of law, maybe you should resign. You are clearly too unwell to continue to do your fucking job.

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Well, @schumer.senate.gov — maybe you fuckers will listen to your voters. Let’s start by your resigning…
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So @schumer.senate.gov — Trump is turning the DOJ into his own personal Nazi revenge organization at this very fucking second and you decide to let him do it. Fuck you. History will destroy you for your cowardice.

What in the ever loving fuck is doge.gov? We know Elon is lying about the money, but is he really going to post names of government employees? Seems like a good way to need more human shields…

Trump is 78 and clearly unwell. I’m going to implore anyone who calls themself a journalist to start asking the White House if Trump is capable of making decisions, or if everything needs to be check off by Elon. We must to know if Trump is cognitively impaired. The White House should answer!

Welp. One week down. 207 to go. But hopefully less. Dear God, hopefully less.

I dunno. Feels like one of the most powerful people in Washington disappearing into a memory unit while GOP leadership and her staff kept quiet about it should be a bigger story…