It’s my responsibility to the world

Since cats are ready to reproduce and pass on their genes within a year of being born, anything that happens outside of that window is on “bonus time” and doesn’t really count. Absorb teeth? Why not, you’re old enough, you can absorb some teeth as a treat.

Love from the void

Despite being injured she is impossibly sweet, she just loves cuddling and won’t stop purring. It breaks my heart that she’s barely mobile at an age when she should be playing and wreaking havoc.

We’ve already crammed 3 cats into this 1000 sqft house, so sadly we must find a new home for this scrungly bat creature. I’m committed to sorting out her health and starting her shots, but if anyone out there has room for a kitten let me know. I’ll drive pretty far to ensure she finds a happy family

I prescribe bite mouse

I think it's because phones don't come with headphone jacks any more, and airpods are absurdly expensive and lose-able. Much more affordable to reject shame and blast that audio for everyone to hear.

I’m putting it off because “looking over top of glasses” and “lifting glasses to top of head” are extremely sexy maneuvers that are letting me skate by… for now.

It’s called “Mar-a-lago Face.” They’re all literally getting plastic surgery to look like each other en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar-a-L...

That’s an aster! If you were able to plant some near your home, you might find mantises there without having to travel.