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A distant "tu tu tu tu" is being heard throughout the land. The absolute boy is on his way.
BREAKING: Both McLaren cars of Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri have been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix

This is because the thickness of the rearmost skid of both cars was less than the required thickness

#F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This one just feels completely correct and fine. We were (on here) late teens and now we're in our 30s. Yeah, spot on. You gotta find something really unique for these to hit, or just make something up. Oreos were invented during the Qin dynasty. Things like that.
fun math for everyone: now that the Xbox 360 is 20 years old, it's the same age that the NES was back in 2005
Xbox 360 is now 20 years old (November 22, 2005)
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This reply rocks because it's like "I almost hit an oncoming truck going 90mph, but out of sheer luck I narrowly avoided it, so it's actually fine to cross double yellows and even important".

Chiropractors routinely snap the necks of infants with the glee of a cop shooting a dog.
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
With Xbox you can turn the worst operating system into the worst console or handheld. And that's a good thing. And you only have to support a genocide in the process. Also, you no longer need to use your mouse, far and away the fastest and most efficient human interface device ever created.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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final fantasy fast and furious fancy feast
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Incredible things are happening out there in the great expanse of America. People are coming home from work in the suburbs and watching Twisted Metal, the TV show.
‘TWISTED METAL’ has been renewed for Season 3 at Peacock.
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
One thing you see a lot of on Bluesky; Two people arguing about a topic which neither of them know anything about, but both are rapidly reading the same wikipedia page to produce counter arguments. It's honestly extremely sick.
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
How much do you think Olivia Nuzzi spends to look like that? No shade intended. I'm just fascinated, in the same way that I think about what it cost the whole time I'm watching an Avatar movie. Her doctors are pushing character creation sliders to maxes and mins never seen before.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You've gotta admit it's unique in all of human history that artists are smearing shit on their own work and then trying to clean up all the shit before anyone sees it. The shit has no value or use. It's just an added challenge to make sure there's no shit smear left. Also the shit costs a lot.
Ubisoft admits AI-generated loading screen "slipped through" into final build of Anno 117: Pax Romana
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-admi...
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The movie rocks so I'm not mad, but Licorice Pizza deserved a billion
‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ has become Paul Thomas Anderson’s first film to pass $200M worldwide.

Read our review: bit.ly/BattleDF
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me and @roxierusalka.bsky.social speak to each other in our own language that is somewhere between yoda and gollum and occasionally I begin typing a message to another friend in that manner and the day I press enter someone is going to be very confused.
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This is the exact argument I've been making. You could buy a PS2 (or get an emulator) today, and spend the rest of your life playing good to great games without exhausting the catalog. It's so simple. That's one system.
Hate the argument of "Well you can boycott for now, but soon every game studio is going to use genAI and you won't be able to tell or avoid it anymore!!"

dude there are already more videogames in existence than I'm ever going to be able to play in my lifetime. this boycott shit is easy.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I hope everyone's prepared for Mia Goth to bust out twelve different accents in this film. Even Chris is susceptible to whatever weird sword of damocles she holds over hollywood. They finally invented a Jared Leto for women.
First look at Anne Hathaway and Mia Goth in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’

Hathaway will star as Odysseus’ wife and Goth will star as Melantho

(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.

Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Got blocked by a guy on Facebook Martin's Place because he was selling a $900 signed photo of Trump and I asked him if he had any other signatures from pedophiles on sale or just the Don
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It's trite to say, I know, but I do remember a time when the fact that the president spent Thanksgiving during his first term raping kids with his best friend the king of raping kids would have at least been a pretty big deal.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"MMO for mobile" lmao games have no dignity. One thing you've gotta admit is movies rarely say they're specifically to be played on your thermostat. Nobody writes books to be played across the ticker on the sign of a local bank.
The Verge: Sony and NCSoft are developing Horizon Steel Frontiers, a new MMO designed specifically for mobile

Players take the role as machine hunters in a region called Deathlands (Arizona/New Mexico inspired) to take down machines with other players and compete with rival tribes
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
specs on the steam cube are pretty poor but if it becomes an optimization target the way the steamdeck has that can only be a huge plus for everyone
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM