Nicholas Suhor
nsuhor.me
Nicholas Suhor
@nsuhor.me
Interests include food, wine, design, chasing our children. Also PDX & NOLA politics, begrudgingly.
Goddamn it is gonna be a slow ride home
September 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Shoutout to my barista today for letting my Topo cap hit the floor with zero ceremony. A true patriot. A model citizen. A hero of our time.
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Same thought tbh. The most damning part of it.
September 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Maybe just watch Slow Horses?
August 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Fr, let that algo cook 👩‍🍳
July 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“The body of monkey Jesus”

“Amen”
June 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Whole Lamb
June 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Look y’all: that’s not just NYC, that’s the future of democracy if it still has a chance. AOC meeting the moment once again.
June 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Shelly: the best.
June 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
(That’s the face.)
June 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Uh, in any event, iconic car of SE PDX
May 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This must also post registration renewals, right @cabel.panic.com? I see the RAD cabrio(let?) with a stuffed bunny tied on its exhaust (it’s a stuffie, you guys) most days…
May 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I like that theory. I think it’s plausible that that’s how I used to (pretty frequently?) get suggested burner accounts of presumed contacts on IG, despite religiously never syncing contacts.
April 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You might say that things churned out for the butter
March 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Thanks to your copy editor or whomever might be responsible!
February 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
RIP Dorian’s 😔
February 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What a crazy rollercoaster, but we eked it out with an incredibly well timed warm-up and an incredible effort by our team.

Clear streets, full seats, can’t lose.
February 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
FML
February 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Throwback to VD 2021 (when our pandemic takeaway only) Valentine's experience got punted due to snow and we gave the flowers away to our neighbors.
February 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can’t believe we used to serve our pooch uncertified chicken buttholes.
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM