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Throwback to VD 2021 (when our pandemic takeaway only) Valentine's experience got punted due to snow and we gave the flowers away to our neighbors.

For Pableaux. Sorry they’re not Camilla, boyo, but you didn’t exactly give us a lot of time to plan this.

Preparing wine this morning for a guest celebrating a milestone birthday. My fave way to serve older vintages: gentle double decant, let sit, return to bottle for service.

Deep apologies to everyone listed.

Perhaps there’s a clue to the production background here?

The pièce de résistance: on page 141, this Italian Instagram screenshot in place of what I think should be a keyboard photograph.

Produced in an alternate universe in which print media developed into jaggies or perhaps never achieved retina mode.

The ultimate tribute to Steve Jobs who famously never sweat the details and loved copier artifacts.

I bought the dodgy Designed by Apple in California from Amazon so you don’t have to. It’s awful. Literally, a bound photocopied version of the 2016 original. Sold at this time for $180. a.co/d/1fiWP9x