I know you're not but it's okay

we don't talk about it

Callie I don't trust... Marie has already said she would but I hate asking her

I don't get paid enough (at all) to do that

"Callie says I 'dress like a hobo' half the time so she's banned me from giving her fashion advice, which I never did in the first place."

"I'd say darker but I'm apparently not allowed to have fashion opinions"

yeah I'm fine

I'm fine now but Callie "accidentally" locked me in the basement for a few hours

are you being metaphorical