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Captain
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totally not SANGO®
she/they
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- independent depiction of Captain/Agent 3 post-Splat3

- not completely serious, maybe 80% serious
a cartoon character is standing on top of an orange container with the letters rc written on it
ALT: a cartoon character is standing on top of an orange container with the letters rc written on it
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((ooc: I play in audio poison, if any of y'all are local it'd be kinda cool if you showed up))
ORANGE COUNTY!!! PULL UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE!!!
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#bandcampfriday #newmusic #punk #grindcore #ska #crustpunk
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
update: Marina came over to do some maintenance on stuff around base and had to watch me frying eggs in a pan in the driveway
WHY IS IT SO HOT OUTSIDE
August 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
WHY IS IT SO HOT OUTSIDE
August 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
might be a good idea to invest in earplugs if I'm going to continue to sit in on Squid Sisters rehearsals
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
starting to think someone is purposefully hiding my boots and my shoes so I have to walk around in my sandals with my dogs out
August 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
why do we own a flamethrower?

we have no need for one and yet we have one and we spend a substantial amount per month on maintenance for it
went and got food for girls night and they put tomatoes on Marie's food and she had me incinerate the entire order
August 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
went and got food for girls night and they put tomatoes on Marie's food and she had me incinerate the entire order
July 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I want grape juice
July 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
where the hell are my actual shoes I don't wanna go walk around at night in my sandals
July 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
my death is being put on hold, I have grape juice
July 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
wearing my one pair of jeans for the first time in a while and now I remember why Callie hates them
June 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
:(...

you're right but :(...
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
had to explain to Craig what "sloinkin it crazy style" meant and now he won't stop talking about how he used to sloink Octavio someone come put me out of my misery
June 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
chest pains
June 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
why have I never listened to off the hook until now
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
if my back wasn't so screwed up at the moment I think I'd be more excited about getting to go back to urchin underpass
June 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
coma
June 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
did you change your keyboard layout again?
KFC xitxlyKgeautxk gotobiv utru8584747 oh bvcxd & g GD d@
May 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
got locked in the basement
May 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
may or may not have just broken a doorknob, may or may not be trapped in the bathroom
April 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
trapped in LEMURIA HUB AGAIN
April 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
GET ME OUT OF LEMURIA HUB
April 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I would not
You'd be surprised
Four is winning that fight and it isn't even fair
April 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
just watched a pigeon eat a baby's finger off I'm never going to mahi-mahi resort again
April 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM