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Norwegian Soft Kitten
@nskitten.bsky.social
We're the gush band consisting of Alan Greene on drums, bass, and vocals and Glenn Berggoetz (Choxy #295) on guitars and vocals.
We made a feature film titled "The Worst Movie EVER!" - we even did the theme song that plays during the closing credits. #TheWorstMovieEVER! has a robot alien, Abe Lincoln, macho scientists, angry teens, a soul taker, and a Dark Overlord. Stream for just 99 cents at vimeo.com/ondemand/wor....
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Thanks a total mil, @nobbythesheep.bsky.social and Queen Kitty!
October 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
What about this serial killer movie?!
October 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Since our upcoming album has a darker sound, our guitarist Glenn is considering adopting a darker look.
September 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Our song "Full Moon Raging" is closing in on 5,000 streams on Spotify. The best we can tell, if we reach 5,000 streams, we will have the first song to ever have that many streams in the history of Spotify. Listen at open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....
August 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Our guitarist Glenn writes novels, and he's looking to land an agent and larger publishing house for his new novel (his fifth). Likes for an author's social media helps, so if you want to give his Facebook author page a like, go to www.facebook.com/glennsbooks/. Thanks! #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We just learned that in 2022 BuzzFeed selected the film we made, "To Die is Hard," as the 20th-best B movie ever. Here's the link - www.buzzfeed.com/williambarri.... In 2014, "Paste" magazine chose TDIH as the 14th-best B movie of all time. Watch TDIH for free on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/65323....
August 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
99 cents gets you two sips of a Starbucks coffee, and it gets you the new tale "A Christmas Toy" from our guitarist Glenn that appears in a new short story anthology. This tale will shock you that it came from NSK! Here's the link - draft2digital.com/book/3046881.
July 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Our music sounds as groovy as this photo of our guitarist Glenn looks.

open.spotify.com/artist/1RhLt...

#LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles #Choxy #Littles
June 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
#LavaLoungeRadio out of Australia is holding a contest to see which song gets requested the most during May, and our song "Full Moon Raging" is currently #1. If you want to put in a request, go to lavaloungeradio.com/request-your.... Thank you, #LLRA! #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles
May 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Is 'Til Tuesday's song "Voices Carry" a metaphor for religions and gods? "He wants me / If He can keep me in line."
April 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Support our guitarist Glenn by giving his Facebook page for his books a like at www.facebook.com/glennsbooks/. Thanks!
March 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Our guitarist Glenn is putting the finishing touches on his fifth novel, and in shopping it around to agents, the more followers for his author page on Facebook, the better. Give it a like at www.facebook.com/glennsbooks/. Thanks!
March 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If it's pure sexiness you want in a film, then watch #AutoShopOfHorrors that stars our guitarist Glenn as the happiest serial killer you've ever seen. #ASH is FREE to watch on YouTube at youtu.be/kB6FaNpOWKo?....
February 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
#TheDeathOfIvanNussbaum is the new film from our guitarist Glenn, who also co-stars in the film. Stand-up comic and star of the film #PeteBuchBauer will host the theatrical premiere at the Alamo Drafthouse in Winchester, VA (just outside D.C.), on April 28. #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles
February 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This is how happy we are that our guitarist Glenn's new novel, #LorenesSalon, is now available on the Barnes & Noble website at www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lorenes-sa.... B&N charges just $15 for the book, which is $5 less than Amazon.

"Lorene's Salon" is #KateChopin meets #KurtVonnegut.
February 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Our guitarist Glenn writes novels. Some people like them.

#LorenesSalon is about life in 1958 and the early stirrings of the #feminist movement.
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Our guitarist Glenn writes novels. Some people like them.
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Voting for the #MysteryBoxRadio 2024 Artist of the Year runs through January. We're on the ballot at strawpoll.com/7MZ0kp4N1go.
January 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Remember when Jake and Elwood said this? Remember when all Americans felt this way?
January 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Voting for the #MysteryBoxRadio 2024 Artist of the Year runs through January. If you don't want to vote for us because you can't stand our music, vote for us because of our pure sex appeal. Vote at strawpoll.com/7MZ0kp4N1go. #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles #Littles #NSK
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Our guitarist Glenn writes novels. Some people like them.
January 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We're finalists for the #MysteryBoxRadio 2024 Artist of the Year. You can vote at strawpoll.com/7MZ0kp4N1go. If you don't want to vote for us because you hate our music, feel free to vote for us for our devilishly good looks.
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
We're in the running for 2024 Artist of the Year from #MysteryBoxRadio. If you'd like to vote, go to strawpoll.com/7MZ0kp4N1go. Thank you, Josh and #MBR!
January 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We were the 2023 #MysteryBoxRadio Artist of the Year, and #MBR has posted an "NSK Showcase" at youtu.be/wdPZqaAtviE?.... Have you seen the MBR "Sessions" for 2024? We're in it, and you can watch at youtu.be/7GsTNYSe5i8?.... We play our song "Things I Learned From TV" that you'll hear nowhere else!
January 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM