Norwegian Soft Kitten
@nskitten.bsky.social
We're the gush band consisting of Alan Greene on drums, bass, and vocals and Glenn Berggoetz (Choxy #295) on guitars and vocals.
We made the film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream and has been ranked as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best ever by @buzzfeed.com.
Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. We wrote, directed, shot, and edited the film.
Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. We wrote, directed, shot, and edited the film.
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
We made the film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream and has been ranked as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best ever by @buzzfeed.com.
Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. We wrote, directed, shot, and edited the film.
Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. We wrote, directed, shot, and edited the film.
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We made the action/comedy film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream and has been ranked as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best ever by @buzzfeed.com.
Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. #LaCheeserie
Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. #LaCheeserie
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
We made the action/comedy film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream and has been ranked as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best ever by @buzzfeed.com.
Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. #LaCheeserie
Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. #LaCheeserie
Our guitarist Glenn just had his fifth novel accepted for publication. Glenn also just did a Q&A with a writing website. If you want to learn more about Glenn as an author, here's the link - authorlizzystevens.blogspot.com/2026/01/gues....
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Our guitarist Glenn just had his fifth novel accepted for publication. Glenn also just did a Q&A with a writing website. If you want to learn more about Glenn as an author, here's the link - authorlizzystevens.blogspot.com/2026/01/gues....
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I'm the guest blogger this week on the #LizzyStevens blog that's devoted to writing and writers. If you'd like to learn a bit more about me, here's the link - authorlizzystevens.blogspot.com/2026/01/gues.... My fifth novel, #WhenThingsGotInteresting, will be out soon from #SolsticePublishing.
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I'm the guest blogger this week on the #LizzyStevens blog that's devoted to writing and writers. If you'd like to learn a bit more about me, here's the link - authorlizzystevens.blogspot.com/2026/01/gues.... My fifth novel, #WhenThingsGotInteresting, will be out soon from #SolsticePublishing.
We're rocking it out this hard now that Glenn has set up a new Facebook page to replace his page that was suspended. Give Glenn a friend's request at www.facebook.com/GlennWBerggo.... We'll soon set up a new Norwegian Soft Kitten page on Facebook as well to replace that suspended account.
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
We're rocking it out this hard now that Glenn has set up a new Facebook page to replace his page that was suspended. Give Glenn a friend's request at www.facebook.com/GlennWBerggo.... We'll soon set up a new Norwegian Soft Kitten page on Facebook as well to replace that suspended account.
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I'm feeling this groovy that #SolsticePublishing
will be publishing my fifth novel. The title is "When Things Got Interesting," and it's a comedy that follows the escapades of a recent high school grad in 1962 in New York City as he navigates his burgeoning manhood. #LaCheeserie
will be publishing my fifth novel. The title is "When Things Got Interesting," and it's a comedy that follows the escapades of a recent high school grad in 1962 in New York City as he navigates his burgeoning manhood. #LaCheeserie
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I'm feeling this groovy that #SolsticePublishing
will be publishing my fifth novel. The title is "When Things Got Interesting," and it's a comedy that follows the escapades of a recent high school grad in 1962 in New York City as he navigates his burgeoning manhood. #LaCheeserie
will be publishing my fifth novel. The title is "When Things Got Interesting," and it's a comedy that follows the escapades of a recent high school grad in 1962 in New York City as he navigates his burgeoning manhood. #LaCheeserie
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I love this promotional artwork that my publisher #SolsticePublishing recently put together for my novel #LorenesSalon. "Lorene's Salon" is a tale told by an iconoclastic Southern wife and mother in 1958, and Elvis is in the artwork because the woman has a crush on him.
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I love this promotional artwork that my publisher #SolsticePublishing recently put together for my novel #LorenesSalon. "Lorene's Salon" is a tale told by an iconoclastic Southern wife and mother in 1958, and Elvis is in the artwork because the woman has a crush on him.
The song we're currently mixing for our new album is 17 minutes long. It's titled "Mountain Vale." Will it be the greatest gush song ever? Probably.
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The song we're currently mixing for our new album is 17 minutes long. It's titled "Mountain Vale." Will it be the greatest gush song ever? Probably.
It appears this is what we posted that got us suspended from Facebook and Instagram - the cover art to a feature film we had a hand in. It's been labeled as nudity!
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
It appears this is what we posted that got us suspended from Facebook and Instagram - the cover art to a feature film we had a hand in. It's been labeled as nudity!
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I'm this perplexed that my Instagram and Facebook accounts, as well as the Norwegian Soft Kitten accounts and film pages, have been shut down for "violating community standards." I'm getting nowhere in trying to resolve this issue.
#LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles
#LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I'm this perplexed that my Instagram and Facebook accounts, as well as the Norwegian Soft Kitten accounts and film pages, have been shut down for "violating community standards." I'm getting nowhere in trying to resolve this issue.
#LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles
#LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles
Our guitarist Glenn Berggoetz is this perplexed that his Instagram and Facebook accounts, as well as the Norwegian Soft Kitten accounts, have been shut down for "violating community standards." We're getting nowhere in trying to resolve this issue.
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Our guitarist Glenn Berggoetz is this perplexed that his Instagram and Facebook accounts, as well as the Norwegian Soft Kitten accounts, have been shut down for "violating community standards." We're getting nowhere in trying to resolve this issue.
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My novel #LorenesSalon is about an iconoclastic Southern woman in 1958. The digital version is $2.99 at draft2digital.com/book/2458945.
I think of "Lorene's Salon" as #KateChopin meets #KurtVonnegut as it addresses Southern and women's issues while employing dark humor.
I think of "Lorene's Salon" as #KateChopin meets #KurtVonnegut as it addresses Southern and women's issues while employing dark humor.
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
My novel #LorenesSalon is about an iconoclastic Southern woman in 1958. The digital version is $2.99 at draft2digital.com/book/2458945.
I think of "Lorene's Salon" as #KateChopin meets #KurtVonnegut as it addresses Southern and women's issues while employing dark humor.
I think of "Lorene's Salon" as #KateChopin meets #KurtVonnegut as it addresses Southern and women's issues while employing dark humor.
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Stand-up comic @thatpetebuchbauer.bsky.social stars in our comedy feature film #TheDeathOfIvanNussbaum. The film is only 99 cents to stream at vimeo.com/ondemand/the.... It's a new year miracle!
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Stand-up comic @thatpetebuchbauer.bsky.social stars in our comedy feature film #TheDeathOfIvanNussbaum. The film is only 99 cents to stream at vimeo.com/ondemand/the.... It's a new year miracle!
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My band #NorwegianSoftKitten (@nskitten.bsky.social) will release a new album in '26. Will it be the greatest album in gush music history? Yes. Yes, it will.
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
My band #NorwegianSoftKitten (@nskitten.bsky.social) will release a new album in '26. Will it be the greatest album in gush music history? Yes. Yes, it will.
"To Die is Hard" is ranked as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social.
#ToDieIsHard was selected as the 20th-best B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com .
We made "To Die is Hard." It's FREE to watch on #Tubi, #Fandango, YouTube. Here's a link - tubitv.com/movies/65323....
#ToDieIsHard was selected as the 20th-best B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com .
We made "To Die is Hard." It's FREE to watch on #Tubi, #Fandango, YouTube. Here's a link - tubitv.com/movies/65323....
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"To Die is Hard" is ranked as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social.
#ToDieIsHard was selected as the 20th-best B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com .
We made "To Die is Hard." It's FREE to watch on #Tubi, #Fandango, YouTube. Here's a link - tubitv.com/movies/65323....
#ToDieIsHard was selected as the 20th-best B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com .
We made "To Die is Hard." It's FREE to watch on #Tubi, #Fandango, YouTube. Here's a link - tubitv.com/movies/65323....
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The first novel of mine that was published was "Two Loves," and a fan of the book put this together and sent it to me for Christmas. Thank you, Bethany! And thank you to #SolsticePublishing for their support of my writing.
December 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The first novel of mine that was published was "Two Loves," and a fan of the book put this together and sent it to me for Christmas. Thank you, Bethany! And thank you to #SolsticePublishing for their support of my writing.
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I star in the action/comedy feature film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/65323.... "To Die is Hard" was selected as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best B movie ever by @buzzfeed.com.
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I star in the action/comedy feature film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/65323.... "To Die is Hard" was selected as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best B movie ever by @buzzfeed.com.
Stuck for last-minute gifts? The digital version of our guitarist Glenn's novel "Lorene's Salon" is $2.99 and takes just moments to get at draft2digital.com/book/2458945.
#LorenesSalon is about a Southern woman in 1958 who wages her subtle, snarky fight for civil and gender rights.
#LorenesSalon is about a Southern woman in 1958 who wages her subtle, snarky fight for civil and gender rights.
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Stuck for last-minute gifts? The digital version of our guitarist Glenn's novel "Lorene's Salon" is $2.99 and takes just moments to get at draft2digital.com/book/2458945.
#LorenesSalon is about a Southern woman in 1958 who wages her subtle, snarky fight for civil and gender rights.
#LorenesSalon is about a Southern woman in 1958 who wages her subtle, snarky fight for civil and gender rights.
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A novel about a Southern woman in 1958 who begins her subtle fight for civil and gender rights.
Digital version ($2.99) - draft2digital.com/book/2458945
Paperback ($14.99) - www.amazon.com/Lorenes-Salo...
Digital version ($2.99) - draft2digital.com/book/2458945
Paperback ($14.99) - www.amazon.com/Lorenes-Salo...
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A novel about a Southern woman in 1958 who begins her subtle fight for civil and gender rights.
Digital version ($2.99) - draft2digital.com/book/2458945
Paperback ($14.99) - www.amazon.com/Lorenes-Salo...
Digital version ($2.99) - draft2digital.com/book/2458945
Paperback ($14.99) - www.amazon.com/Lorenes-Salo...
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Get your gifting done easily and affordably. The digital version of my heartfelt extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents. The tale is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it truly means to sacrifice for others. Get the story at draft2digital.com/book/3046881.
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Get your gifting done easily and affordably. The digital version of my heartfelt extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents. The tale is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it truly means to sacrifice for others. Get the story at draft2digital.com/book/3046881.
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Gifting made easy and affordable - my new extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents for the digital version at draft2digital.com/book/3046881.
"A Christmas Toy" is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it means to sacrifice for others.
"A Christmas Toy" is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it means to sacrifice for others.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Gifting made easy and affordable - my new extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents for the digital version at draft2digital.com/book/3046881.
"A Christmas Toy" is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it means to sacrifice for others.
"A Christmas Toy" is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it means to sacrifice for others.
The Queen Kitty does it again. We appreciate you, @brassylassy.bsky.social!
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The Queen Kitty does it again. We appreciate you, @brassylassy.bsky.social!
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Wondering what to do with the Walmart gift cards you receive? One option is my novel "Fading to Black" that's about a man with dementia who's seeking redemption for an act committed sixty years earlier before his mind is totally gone. It's on the Walmart website at www.walmart.com/ip/Fading-to....
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Wondering what to do with the Walmart gift cards you receive? One option is my novel "Fading to Black" that's about a man with dementia who's seeking redemption for an act committed sixty years earlier before his mind is totally gone. It's on the Walmart website at www.walmart.com/ip/Fading-to....
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If you use #Fandango for your streaming, our action/comedy film #ToDieIsHard that I star in is FREE to stream at athome.fandango.com/content/brow.... TDIH was selected as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th- greatest B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com.
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you use #Fandango for your streaming, our action/comedy film #ToDieIsHard that I star in is FREE to stream at athome.fandango.com/content/brow.... TDIH was selected as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th- greatest B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com.