Let’s see your pets

I don't know, have you ever just tried maybe, not being shitty? 🤷‍♂️

Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

Put me in the ring with some garlic bread and imma win every single time.

I like it when an app is so busy it keeps crashing. Lets me know it’s the cool place to be.