This is a Chinese Salamander. It is the largest amphibian on earth. It can grow to up to six feet long and 140 pounds. It is not considered a very large animal though when compared to the entire animal kingdom. See how this works?

I normally don’t floss, but my daughter made me these 4 friendship bracelets. She is like the Jacob the Jeweler or friendship bracelets.

Found a troll

Dear Charlie,

Twitter is banned in Russia, and only 5% of Russians speak English. This tweet is dumb even by FSB standards.

Ok, less doom scrolling more bass-ing.

We still have like 80 more ornaments and the angel to put on, but at least it’s a start to bring us some cheer.

If Nick Fuentes really lives in Berwyn, Svengoolie should go kick his ass.

I realize that you had to grow up in Chicagoland to get this joke.