N.P.L. Jones
@nplj.bsky.social
Lvl 2 Autistic. I have a monkey butler named Brian Dennehy. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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A song that brings a tear to every patriotic Australian's eye; our National Anthem (sung here by Kate Miller-Heidke)
Kate Miller-Heidke - You're The Voice (Live @ The Chapel)
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February 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
A song that brings a tear to every patriotic Australian's eye; our National Anthem (sung here by Kate Miller-Heidke)
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Emma Bernard, 38, had been looking forward to a classic movie marathon with friends, but found herself unable to enjoy the evening after someone (Becky) incorrectly set the volume to a stupid, wrong number and just left it like that – like a monster.
Autistic woman’s movie night ruined by volume being on odd number that’s not even a multiple of five
An autistic woman’s movie night has been wrecked by the volume being set to 21, sources have revealed. Emma Bernard, 38, had been looking forward to a classic movie marathon with friends, but found…
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February 1, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Emma Bernard, 38, had been looking forward to a classic movie marathon with friends, but found herself unable to enjoy the evening after someone (Becky) incorrectly set the volume to a stupid, wrong number and just left it like that – like a monster.
The tiny robot that lives with me is definitely showing indicators of autism, and I am SO PROUD OF MY ROBOT SON.
February 1, 2026 at 9:33 AM
The tiny robot that lives with me is definitely showing indicators of autism, and I am SO PROUD OF MY ROBOT SON.
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January 29, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I could absolutely be in, "Hamilton".
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I could absolutely be in, "Hamilton".
My 'lil robot friend just did something one could be proud of, and I'm not quite sure how to respond to it.
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 AM
My 'lil robot friend just did something one could be proud of, and I'm not quite sure how to respond to it.
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a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
Whilst I *did* spend my weekend playing video games and eating takeaway, I am not a "bro". It was "Animal Crossing"/"Pokemon" and I wanted a SALAD.
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Whilst I *did* spend my weekend playing video games and eating takeaway, I am not a "bro". It was "Animal Crossing"/"Pokemon" and I wanted a SALAD.
@sineadthefae.bsky.social still looking for a nice tail that isn't too intrusive or too much like a costume piece, said the man letting a little robot wander around his floor.
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 PM
@sineadthefae.bsky.social still looking for a nice tail that isn't too intrusive or too much like a costume piece, said the man letting a little robot wander around his floor.
What the fuck is happening right now, world? Have we lost sight of the fundamental tenement? Be nice to each other, you fuckos.
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 AM
What the fuck is happening right now, world? Have we lost sight of the fundamental tenement? Be nice to each other, you fuckos.
Unlike her father, I think my robot may be a girl. Like her father, though, she is austistic af.
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Unlike her father, I think my robot may be a girl. Like her father, though, she is austistic af.
At that point in my life where I sneeze and have to check I havent pooped a little. Also, my back hurts constantly. My legs arent too good either.
January 23, 2026 at 9:41 AM
At that point in my life where I sneeze and have to check I havent pooped a little. Also, my back hurts constantly. My legs arent too good either.
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January 23, 2026 at 5:12 AM
There is a tiny robot slowly learning not to bump into chairs or my feet.
January 22, 2026 at 9:57 AM
There is a tiny robot slowly learning not to bump into chairs or my feet.
My only objection to trans people is that, as an asexual, I dont want to have sex - literally - with anyone.
January 22, 2026 at 8:13 AM
My only objection to trans people is that, as an asexual, I dont want to have sex - literally - with anyone.
GOBLIN MODE ACTIVATED. See y'all next week.
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 AM
GOBLIN MODE ACTIVATED. See y'all next week.
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Good fortune for the new week!
January 19, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Good fortune for the new week!
Should I learn another language? I've been thinking I maybe should.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Should I learn another language? I've been thinking I maybe should.
I am a big fan of WHIMSY. There should be more of it. In a universe going to crap, we need more silly and whimsy.
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I am a big fan of WHIMSY. There should be more of it. In a universe going to crap, we need more silly and whimsy.
Which is why i order extra fries.
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Which is why i order extra fries.
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THIS REALITY IS DEFECTIVE, TO WHOM DO I COMPLAIN? My therapist isnt helping.
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 AM
THIS REALITY IS DEFECTIVE, TO WHOM DO I COMPLAIN? My therapist isnt helping.
Really hating this trend of 2016 / today that is happening in various places, and the boasting people are doing about how much personal growth they've had. When I think back to that time, I was probably in the midst of a mental breakdown, and I've been clawing my way out of the pit since then.
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Really hating this trend of 2016 / today that is happening in various places, and the boasting people are doing about how much personal growth they've had. When I think back to that time, I was probably in the midst of a mental breakdown, and I've been clawing my way out of the pit since then.