NP-Complete (aka Nellification)
np-complete.bsky.social
NP-Complete (aka Nellification)
@np-complete.bsky.social
Just when I thought it was safe to be bored ....
Found them -- under the dining room table!
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i wonder how much was the fawn response? The user wanting the bot to like them?
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
</sarcasm>
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Some people are just confused by life! It's how they are! We can't all be as sharp as I am!

"But it's not anything physical or medical, because that would mean it wasn't their fault! And this is DEFINITELY their fault!"
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
WHAT a cat. Such beauty.
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They are WONDERFUL-looking!
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It's on Youtube!
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I didn't even know there was a spinoff!

I am REALLY out of touch!
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sounds like they got a little ahead of themselves!
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"The Tall Guy", dir Mel Smith, starring Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson (and Rowan Atkinson).
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's on YouTube apparently in its entirety. I stumbled on it while making that post!

I didn't have room in the description post to mention the Andrew Lloyd Webber/West End theater parody it contains, which is rather wonderful.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think it may have been her second movie!

It was also Richard Curtis's first script to be produced. He's the "Four Weddings ...", "Notting Hill", "Love Actually" fellow. (Plus a lot of other movies I never saw!)
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh dear. yeah, that's what I was thinking!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
But do you want dead mice in your car?
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I've seen it enough times, and grown up enough, that I find it more grating than not. But if it has poor director's choices it does have some good lines and a luminous performance by the brisk and delightful Ms. Thompson.

Also, the love scene could be politely described as amazing.
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think he was in the mode of

Clerk: "Thank you [for your purchase today]"
Customer: "Thank YOU!"
Clerk: "No problem."

Glad he anticipates a merry Christmas, anyway!
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I just remembered that I did see some very nice, large, pleasantly-colored Lodge enameled-cast iron Dutch ovens, if you need to braise a whole chicken or make some no-knead breads.

Prices looked about the same as a typical Lodge on-sale price.

I wanted to buy one, but have nowhere to put it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It doesn't seem like that now, but it HAS been 30 years and many things have changed.

The clerk (I bought 2 tee shirts and some mini-jam tarts) said, "Merry Christmas" to me, so I said, "Merry Christmas" back.

"No problem," he said.
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Maybe their orbits will cross?
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM