NP-Complete (aka Nellification)
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Just when I thought it was safe to be bored ....
had my eyebrows done (by someone other than me) and WOW do they look good!!
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
had my eyebrows done (by someone other than me) and WOW do they look good!!
I'm the Queen of Air and Darkness, and NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'm the Queen of Air and Darkness, and NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING.
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
I was at Burlington Coat Factory today, which used to be (30 years ago) a place where you could find the clothing equivalent of remaindered books: sometimes (at least 1 time in 4) you'd find something first-quality and name-brand, even if it wasn't in your size.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I was at Burlington Coat Factory today, which used to be (30 years ago) a place where you could find the clothing equivalent of remaindered books: sometimes (at least 1 time in 4) you'd find something first-quality and name-brand, even if it wasn't in your size.
There's an otherwise prepossessing young man with heavy facial hair following his girlfriend around this bookstore. He's wearing a sweatshirt that says "[illegible] Your Feelings".
I've got a bad feeling about that.
I've got a bad feeling about that.
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There's an otherwise prepossessing young man with heavy facial hair following his girlfriend around this bookstore. He's wearing a sweatshirt that says "[illegible] Your Feelings".
I've got a bad feeling about that.
I've got a bad feeling about that.
I heard a recording today that seemed to someone trying to make a swinging version of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas".
You aren't Miss Fitzgerald, unknown-to-me male singer. And get that shining star away from me.
You aren't Miss Fitzgerald, unknown-to-me male singer. And get that shining star away from me.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I heard a recording today that seemed to someone trying to make a swinging version of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas".
You aren't Miss Fitzgerald, unknown-to-me male singer. And get that shining star away from me.
You aren't Miss Fitzgerald, unknown-to-me male singer. And get that shining star away from me.
We know their dreams: enough
To know they dreamed, and are dead.
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them, 'til they died?
I think of one person from long ago, who saved my life, when I think of this. Excess of love bewildered him, 'til he died.
(Yes, I know the REAL subject of the poem!)
To know they dreamed, and are dead.
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them, 'til they died?
I think of one person from long ago, who saved my life, when I think of this. Excess of love bewildered him, 'til he died.
(Yes, I know the REAL subject of the poem!)
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We know their dreams: enough
To know they dreamed, and are dead.
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them, 'til they died?
I think of one person from long ago, who saved my life, when I think of this. Excess of love bewildered him, 'til he died.
(Yes, I know the REAL subject of the poem!)
To know they dreamed, and are dead.
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them, 'til they died?
I think of one person from long ago, who saved my life, when I think of this. Excess of love bewildered him, 'til he died.
(Yes, I know the REAL subject of the poem!)
I'm angry at someone, very inconveniently.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm angry at someone, very inconveniently.
My sister's cats are engaged in ritual combat this morning.
I've read fiction that was from a cat's POV, but I don't remember anything explaining the ritual, slow-motion combat!
I've read fiction that was from a cat's POV, but I don't remember anything explaining the ritual, slow-motion combat!
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My sister's cats are engaged in ritual combat this morning.
I've read fiction that was from a cat's POV, but I don't remember anything explaining the ritual, slow-motion combat!
I've read fiction that was from a cat's POV, but I don't remember anything explaining the ritual, slow-motion combat!
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"When you lie."
From a Two River Times article, at the age of 11, “I realized that political language is different than regular English,” she remembered, “and thought I had an innate understanding for it; the ins and outs of political language, when you say things you don’t really mean, obscure what you mean.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"When you lie."
*snort*
everyone else just desired his leaving
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
*snort*
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"Fawn" responders aren't looking for "attaboy's." We're responding from a nervous-system-deep conviction that if we're not entertaining or accommodating, we'll be in danger of punishment or rejection-- & we come by that conviction through experience.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Fawn" responders aren't looking for "attaboy's." We're responding from a nervous-system-deep conviction that if we're not entertaining or accommodating, we'll be in danger of punishment or rejection-- & we come by that conviction through experience.
About 4 inches of snow outside, and there's a water break in our building. When the plumber makes it here, they will shut off the water for an indefinite period.
I was supposed to leave at noon and drive 50 miles, but I'm wondering if I should leave earlier or later.
I was supposed to leave at noon and drive 50 miles, but I'm wondering if I should leave earlier or later.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
About 4 inches of snow outside, and there's a water break in our building. When the plumber makes it here, they will shut off the water for an indefinite period.
I was supposed to leave at noon and drive 50 miles, but I'm wondering if I should leave earlier or later.
I was supposed to leave at noon and drive 50 miles, but I'm wondering if I should leave earlier or later.
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Let's keep the momentum going, El only has 3 days before rent accrues late fees.
URGENT: Rent due TODAY! $345/$925 raised; late fees begin on Dec 5.
Thanks to you I'm over 1/3 of the way there. Your shares can help me close the gap. 💜
Thanks to you I'm over 1/3 of the way there. Your shares can help me close the gap. 💜
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Let's keep the momentum going, El only has 3 days before rent accrues late fees.
"You can sit on my lap, but not on my keyboard!"
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"You can sit on my lap, but not on my keyboard!"
There is remarkably little food in my house. But I see that it's almost noon!
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
There is remarkably little food in my house. But I see that it's almost noon!
"Other people's cats are often very nice, but there's nothing like One's Own Cats!"
-- me, 10 years ago
-- me, 10 years ago
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Other people's cats are often very nice, but there's nothing like One's Own Cats!"
-- me, 10 years ago
-- me, 10 years ago
May everybody have good things happen to them, and manage to avoid doing harm.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
May everybody have good things happen to them, and manage to avoid doing harm.
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From what I’ve tasted of desire
I'd almost rather end in fire.
But when I guess at how we'll stop
I've seen enough of creeping crud
To say we'll grind down, trapped in slop
Instead of blood,
Or fire,
Or ice.
I'd almost rather end in fire.
But when I guess at how we'll stop
I've seen enough of creeping crud
To say we'll grind down, trapped in slop
Instead of blood,
Or fire,
Or ice.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I'd almost rather end in fire.
But when I guess at how we'll stop
I've seen enough of creeping crud
To say we'll grind down, trapped in slop
Instead of blood,
Or fire,
Or ice.
I'd almost rather end in fire.
But when I guess at how we'll stop
I've seen enough of creeping crud
To say we'll grind down, trapped in slop
Instead of blood,
Or fire,
Or ice.
Spotted at a public library yesterday:
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Spotted at a public library yesterday:
It's morning. Very blustery, as the term is. Snow in the air, storm doors rattling in their frames, a sound like something is rooting among the trash cans (though nothing is).
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's morning. Very blustery, as the term is. Snow in the air, storm doors rattling in their frames, a sound like something is rooting among the trash cans (though nothing is).