i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater

if you unpluralize a football team’s name it sounds like you’re talking about some sort of local legend. the detroit lion, the jacksonville jaguar, etc.

you couldn’t pet a random dog or cat in the harry potter world because that animal may just actually be a guy

men just don’t fall into a burning ring of fire like they used to

i don’t know what to do or who even uses this app but hey