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Now Hear This
@nowhearthis.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Young pharmacy assistant wants to know if I’ve used this product before.
“Sweetheart, I’ve applied, swallowed and inserted every single item you sell here.”
“Sweetheart, I’ve applied, swallowed and inserted every single item you sell here.”
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Having my tonsils removed to make room for even BIGGER tonsils.
September 5, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Having my tonsils removed to make room for even BIGGER tonsils.
I’m one of the lucky ones. Once the pandemic was over my boss let me continue drinking from home.
November 16, 2024 at 10:02 AM
I’m one of the lucky ones. Once the pandemic was over my boss let me continue drinking from home.
It's a wonder parents don't film their tantruming kids on their phones to show them later.
“Here, look at what a dick you were at the shops".
“Here, look at what a dick you were at the shops".
November 16, 2024 at 9:56 AM
It's a wonder parents don't film their tantruming kids on their phones to show them later.
“Here, look at what a dick you were at the shops".
“Here, look at what a dick you were at the shops".
I always chuckle to myself when people talk about their inner demons. Mine are out and proud and will greet you with canapés, champagne and a warm embrace.
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 AM
I always chuckle to myself when people talk about their inner demons. Mine are out and proud and will greet you with canapés, champagne and a warm embrace.
Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so relied on memory. Came home with two tubs of icecream and a puppy.
November 16, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so relied on memory. Came home with two tubs of icecream and a puppy.
[The mid 20s catch up]
"What are you drinking, who are you seeing?"
[The midlife catchup]
"Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"
"What are you drinking, who are you seeing?"
[The midlife catchup]
"Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"
November 16, 2024 at 9:52 AM
[The mid 20s catch up]
"What are you drinking, who are you seeing?"
[The midlife catchup]
"Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"
"What are you drinking, who are you seeing?"
[The midlife catchup]
"Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"
Young pharmacy assistant wants to know if I’ve used this product before.
“Sweetheart, I’ve applied, swallowed and inserted every single item you sell here.”
“Sweetheart, I’ve applied, swallowed and inserted every single item you sell here.”
November 16, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Young pharmacy assistant wants to know if I’ve used this product before.
“Sweetheart, I’ve applied, swallowed and inserted every single item you sell here.”
“Sweetheart, I’ve applied, swallowed and inserted every single item you sell here.”
I'm not far from the age where women just disappear without warning to go live in a cave.
November 16, 2024 at 9:38 AM
I'm not far from the age where women just disappear without warning to go live in a cave.
[At the job interview]
"Why did you leave your last job?"
"No one noticed I was being fabulous."
"Why did you leave your last job?"
"No one noticed I was being fabulous."
November 16, 2024 at 9:36 AM
[At the job interview]
"Why did you leave your last job?"
"No one noticed I was being fabulous."
"Why did you leave your last job?"
"No one noticed I was being fabulous."
I'm a magnet for people who have stuff to say that absolutely no one else wants to hear.
November 16, 2024 at 9:14 AM
I'm a magnet for people who have stuff to say that absolutely no one else wants to hear.