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professional forest goblin
unprofessional prognosticator
My sleep app needs to stop shaming me about my lack of sleep. I never get enough sleep because my natural sleep schedule does not align with how the world operates

Anyway, I'm going to bed now
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
True
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Look, say whatever you want about tarot cards but I just asked the cards to give me a sign of hope and this is what it came up with

Anyway, the universe has a funny sense of humour

#tarot #thestar #tarotreading #hope
August 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Somehow they are even dumber looking in person
August 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is your sign to build your cat a nest in the garden
August 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well, considering I had nothing yesterday, this is pretty decent progress
August 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have decided to sew a quilt by hand because why not
July 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I woke up to find this outside my front door so I hope the faeries enjoyed their joke—it gave me a good laugh!
July 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Anyway, this book is my entire personality now

#booktok #booksky #nonfiction #historyrepeating
July 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
UPDATE: It needs a bit of blocking but considering this is the 3rd sweater I've ever made, measured very little, and kind of made it up as I went along, I am quite pleased with the outcome
June 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just 42 more rows to go and I'll have successfully knitted a sweater out of another sweater

#sweater #yarnsky #knitsky #knitwear #diy #crafting
June 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How Canadian political TikTok feels right now

#cdnpoli #tiktok #whyareweallshouting
June 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Can anyone help me identify this plant that's suddenly shown up in my garden today? The name is on the tip of my tongue

#gardensky #whatisthisplant
June 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He has very important bee business to attend to, you wouldn't understand
June 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Lookit this fucking foxglove, it's like 7 feet tall
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This book is so far up its own ass and I get that's part of its whole thing but UGH

I'm on page 72 and the protagonist admits his favourite novel is The Great Gatsby and he really relates to Gatsby so I think we are fucking done here

Insufferable. Garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's stinking gorgeous here today! The birdies are chirping & I am highly medicated 😀

The doggo is Lulu. She's the farm dog and also my niece and we are good buds! She also loves cats

Hope the city's treating you well!
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
IT IS TIME
June 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you see this, post a dragon
May 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you are not making simple syrup out of rhubarb this season, you are missing out on deliciousness
May 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One of my favourite things about raising chickens: wildly different egg sizes
May 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Doin' it for the yarn
May 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sure, knitting a sweater is fun. But have you ever spent four hours unravelling a middling mass-produced sweater that you never wear? Super extra fun
May 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
UPDATE 5: I mostly finished the thing last week and now refuse to take it off my body long enough to weave in the ends and sew the seams up properly
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh hey, my one tulip bloomed
April 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM