Wannakin Skywalker
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professional forest goblin
unprofessional prognosticator
unprofessional prognosticator
My sleep app needs to stop shaming me about my lack of sleep. I never get enough sleep because my natural sleep schedule does not align with how the world operates
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My sleep app needs to stop shaming me about my lack of sleep. I never get enough sleep because my natural sleep schedule does not align with how the world operates
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
Look, say whatever you want about tarot cards but I just asked the cards to give me a sign of hope and this is what it came up with
Anyway, the universe has a funny sense of humour
#tarot #thestar #tarotreading #hope
Anyway, the universe has a funny sense of humour
#tarot #thestar #tarotreading #hope
August 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Look, say whatever you want about tarot cards but I just asked the cards to give me a sign of hope and this is what it came up with
Anyway, the universe has a funny sense of humour
#tarot #thestar #tarotreading #hope
Anyway, the universe has a funny sense of humour
#tarot #thestar #tarotreading #hope
Somehow they are even dumber looking in person
August 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Somehow they are even dumber looking in person
This is your sign to build your cat a nest in the garden
August 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is your sign to build your cat a nest in the garden
Well, considering I had nothing yesterday, this is pretty decent progress
August 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Well, considering I had nothing yesterday, this is pretty decent progress
I have decided to sew a quilt by hand because why not
July 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have decided to sew a quilt by hand because why not
I woke up to find this outside my front door so I hope the faeries enjoyed their joke—it gave me a good laugh!
July 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I woke up to find this outside my front door so I hope the faeries enjoyed their joke—it gave me a good laugh!
July 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
UPDATE: It needs a bit of blocking but considering this is the 3rd sweater I've ever made, measured very little, and kind of made it up as I went along, I am quite pleased with the outcome
June 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
UPDATE: It needs a bit of blocking but considering this is the 3rd sweater I've ever made, measured very little, and kind of made it up as I went along, I am quite pleased with the outcome
June 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Can anyone help me identify this plant that's suddenly shown up in my garden today? The name is on the tip of my tongue
#gardensky #whatisthisplant
#gardensky #whatisthisplant
June 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can anyone help me identify this plant that's suddenly shown up in my garden today? The name is on the tip of my tongue
#gardensky #whatisthisplant
#gardensky #whatisthisplant
He has very important bee business to attend to, you wouldn't understand
June 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He has very important bee business to attend to, you wouldn't understand
Lookit this fucking foxglove, it's like 7 feet tall
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Lookit this fucking foxglove, it's like 7 feet tall
This book is so far up its own ass and I get that's part of its whole thing but UGH
I'm on page 72 and the protagonist admits his favourite novel is The Great Gatsby and he really relates to Gatsby so I think we are fucking done here
Insufferable. Garbage.
I'm on page 72 and the protagonist admits his favourite novel is The Great Gatsby and he really relates to Gatsby so I think we are fucking done here
Insufferable. Garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This book is so far up its own ass and I get that's part of its whole thing but UGH
I'm on page 72 and the protagonist admits his favourite novel is The Great Gatsby and he really relates to Gatsby so I think we are fucking done here
Insufferable. Garbage.
I'm on page 72 and the protagonist admits his favourite novel is The Great Gatsby and he really relates to Gatsby so I think we are fucking done here
Insufferable. Garbage.
It's stinking gorgeous here today! The birdies are chirping & I am highly medicated 😀
The doggo is Lulu. She's the farm dog and also my niece and we are good buds! She also loves cats
Hope the city's treating you well!
The doggo is Lulu. She's the farm dog and also my niece and we are good buds! She also loves cats
Hope the city's treating you well!
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's stinking gorgeous here today! The birdies are chirping & I am highly medicated 😀
The doggo is Lulu. She's the farm dog and also my niece and we are good buds! She also loves cats
Hope the city's treating you well!
The doggo is Lulu. She's the farm dog and also my niece and we are good buds! She also loves cats
Hope the city's treating you well!
If you see this, post a dragon
May 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you see this, post a dragon
If you are not making simple syrup out of rhubarb this season, you are missing out on deliciousness
May 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you are not making simple syrup out of rhubarb this season, you are missing out on deliciousness
One of my favourite things about raising chickens: wildly different egg sizes
May 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
One of my favourite things about raising chickens: wildly different egg sizes
Doin' it for the yarn
May 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Doin' it for the yarn
Sure, knitting a sweater is fun. But have you ever spent four hours unravelling a middling mass-produced sweater that you never wear? Super extra fun
May 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Sure, knitting a sweater is fun. But have you ever spent four hours unravelling a middling mass-produced sweater that you never wear? Super extra fun
UPDATE 5: I mostly finished the thing last week and now refuse to take it off my body long enough to weave in the ends and sew the seams up properly
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
UPDATE 5: I mostly finished the thing last week and now refuse to take it off my body long enough to weave in the ends and sew the seams up properly
Oh hey, my one tulip bloomed
April 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oh hey, my one tulip bloomed