Wannakin Skywalker
@novelproblems.bsky.social
professional forest goblin
unprofessional prognosticator
unprofessional prognosticator
The dog would also like some attention. Tell her what a good girl she is! 😍😍😍😍😍
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The dog would also like some attention. Tell her what a good girl she is! 😍😍😍😍😍
Tell me this isn't my biological child, I dare you
#cats #catsky #catsoftiktok #orangecat #justorangethings
#cats #catsky #catsoftiktok #orangecat #justorangethings
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Tell me this isn't my biological child, I dare you
#cats #catsky #catsoftiktok #orangecat #justorangethings
#cats #catsky #catsoftiktok #orangecat #justorangethings
Look, I dunno how to draw
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Look, I dunno how to draw
Omg HAPPY KISSINGER IS STILL DEAD DAY!!! 🥳😎😈💩👻
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Omg HAPPY KISSINGER IS STILL DEAD DAY!!! 🥳😎😈💩👻
Hello Internet, I would like to purchase a copy of Harry Nilsson's 1971 album Nilsson Schmilsson. Vinyl or CD, I'll pay $15 or trade you a vinyl copy of Misfits by the Kinks and/or a Stan Rogers live album
Also looking for Weird Al albums
#buyandsell #trading #LPs #vinyl #epsteindidntkillhimself
Also looking for Weird Al albums
#buyandsell #trading #LPs #vinyl #epsteindidntkillhimself
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hello Internet, I would like to purchase a copy of Harry Nilsson's 1971 album Nilsson Schmilsson. Vinyl or CD, I'll pay $15 or trade you a vinyl copy of Misfits by the Kinks and/or a Stan Rogers live album
Also looking for Weird Al albums
#buyandsell #trading #LPs #vinyl #epsteindidntkillhimself
Also looking for Weird Al albums
#buyandsell #trading #LPs #vinyl #epsteindidntkillhimself
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
It shouldn't cost money to live
Ugh, universe, FINE. I will do this whole Artist's Way thing but when I become completely insufferable and even more unbearable to be around, the blame is on you
I get to buy, like, three new notebooks though so I'm excited about that
I get to buy, like, three new notebooks though so I'm excited about that
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Ugh, universe, FINE. I will do this whole Artist's Way thing but when I become completely insufferable and even more unbearable to be around, the blame is on you
I get to buy, like, three new notebooks though so I'm excited about that
I get to buy, like, three new notebooks though so I'm excited about that
My sleep app needs to stop shaming me about my lack of sleep. I never get enough sleep because my natural sleep schedule does not align with how the world operates
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My sleep app needs to stop shaming me about my lack of sleep. I never get enough sleep because my natural sleep schedule does not align with how the world operates
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
Anyway, I'm going to bed now
If this week has not been enough to collapse the Empire completely, it's never falling. Things are gonna get more depraved than you could ever imagine.
Winter isn't coming.
Winter is here.
I knew shit wasn't gonna look the same by December but even I couldn't have predicted this
Winter isn't coming.
Winter is here.
I knew shit wasn't gonna look the same by December but even I couldn't have predicted this
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If this week has not been enough to collapse the Empire completely, it's never falling. Things are gonna get more depraved than you could ever imagine.
Winter isn't coming.
Winter is here.
I knew shit wasn't gonna look the same by December but even I couldn't have predicted this
Winter isn't coming.
Winter is here.
I knew shit wasn't gonna look the same by December but even I couldn't have predicted this
Found another stack of books to donate, including Gravity's Rainbow. I read the first chapter and it is insufferable and I don't know why it's considered a paragon of literature because it just sounds like all the pretentious shit my college poet-boyfriend used to write me
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Found another stack of books to donate, including Gravity's Rainbow. I read the first chapter and it is insufferable and I don't know why it's considered a paragon of literature because it just sounds like all the pretentious shit my college poet-boyfriend used to write me
Happy Dick Cheney is Dead Day!
Please also remember to celebrate Henry Kissinger is Still Dead Day on November 29
Please also remember to celebrate Henry Kissinger is Still Dead Day on November 29
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy Dick Cheney is Dead Day!
Please also remember to celebrate Henry Kissinger is Still Dead Day on November 29
Please also remember to celebrate Henry Kissinger is Still Dead Day on November 29
Look, Bluesky is cool and all but Ethan Embry and Aubrey O'Day both used to follow me on Twitter and Molly Ringwald replied to me once so I guess this is just my monthly lament that I miss Twitter
I was huge on Twitter 😆😆
I was huge on Twitter 😆😆
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Look, Bluesky is cool and all but Ethan Embry and Aubrey O'Day both used to follow me on Twitter and Molly Ringwald replied to me once so I guess this is just my monthly lament that I miss Twitter
I was huge on Twitter 😆😆
I was huge on Twitter 😆😆
I spent my weekend watching MCU movies but I think I have almost reached the end of what I will be able to watch because so many of the men involved in the franchise are creeps
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I spent my weekend watching MCU movies but I think I have almost reached the end of what I will be able to watch because so many of the men involved in the franchise are creeps
Oh, did it go to Game 7? Oh, did it go into extra innings?
OF COURSE IT DID THAT IS HOW TO EXTRACT THE MOST MONEY OUT OF YOU
Anyway I hope you gave as much money to your local food bank as you spent on sportsball merch this year
OF COURSE IT DID THAT IS HOW TO EXTRACT THE MOST MONEY OUT OF YOU
Anyway I hope you gave as much money to your local food bank as you spent on sportsball merch this year
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oh, did it go to Game 7? Oh, did it go into extra innings?
OF COURSE IT DID THAT IS HOW TO EXTRACT THE MOST MONEY OUT OF YOU
Anyway I hope you gave as much money to your local food bank as you spent on sportsball merch this year
OF COURSE IT DID THAT IS HOW TO EXTRACT THE MOST MONEY OUT OF YOU
Anyway I hope you gave as much money to your local food bank as you spent on sportsball merch this year
America is not real, pass it on
October 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
America is not real, pass it on
Just gave up trying to read Don DeLillo's Underworld on page 120 because the way it's written is giving me a headache and I think it's time for me to admit that I just don't get literature
See also: Infinite Jest
See also: Infinite Jest
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Just gave up trying to read Don DeLillo's Underworld on page 120 because the way it's written is giving me a headache and I think it's time for me to admit that I just don't get literature
See also: Infinite Jest
See also: Infinite Jest
Daylight Savings Time is my ultimate nemesis so I refused to live by it this year and that was a pretty satisfying life decision
You can live however you want, I promise. Nothing is stopping you.
Throw away your clocks, throw away your mirrors, run into the forest, become feral, howl at the moon
You can live however you want, I promise. Nothing is stopping you.
Throw away your clocks, throw away your mirrors, run into the forest, become feral, howl at the moon
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Daylight Savings Time is my ultimate nemesis so I refused to live by it this year and that was a pretty satisfying life decision
You can live however you want, I promise. Nothing is stopping you.
Throw away your clocks, throw away your mirrors, run into the forest, become feral, howl at the moon
You can live however you want, I promise. Nothing is stopping you.
Throw away your clocks, throw away your mirrors, run into the forest, become feral, howl at the moon
Half the Internet went down and I didn't even notice, which confirms to me that moving to the forest was the best decision I've ever made
Y'all can have Babylon
Y'all can have Babylon
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Half the Internet went down and I didn't even notice, which confirms to me that moving to the forest was the best decision I've ever made
Y'all can have Babylon
Y'all can have Babylon
Okay, you know how to protest. Now do that all day every day. No more working. No more spending. No more watching and wringing your hands while folks get disappeared and worse.
Stop what you are doing.
Stop it.
Stop.
#generalstrike
#workstoppage
#nokings
Stop what you are doing.
Stop it.
Stop.
#generalstrike
#workstoppage
#nokings
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Okay, you know how to protest. Now do that all day every day. No more working. No more spending. No more watching and wringing your hands while folks get disappeared and worse.
Stop what you are doing.
Stop it.
Stop.
#generalstrike
#workstoppage
#nokings
Stop what you are doing.
Stop it.
Stop.
#generalstrike
#workstoppage
#nokings
I have no idea what's going on
October 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I have no idea what's going on
Just a reminder that six million Canadians live rurally. That's 15 percent of the population that relies solely on Canada Post for mail and parcel delivery
#cupw #postalstrike #solidarity
#cupw #postalstrike #solidarity
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just a reminder that six million Canadians live rurally. That's 15 percent of the population that relies solely on Canada Post for mail and parcel delivery
#cupw #postalstrike #solidarity
#cupw #postalstrike #solidarity
Just had a young guy ask me if I knew what poppers were…
Oh, let me tell you about the year I lived at the party house, my sweet summer child
Oh, let me tell you about the year I lived at the party house, my sweet summer child
September 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just had a young guy ask me if I knew what poppers were…
Oh, let me tell you about the year I lived at the party house, my sweet summer child
Oh, let me tell you about the year I lived at the party house, my sweet summer child
Anyone know where I can get a used set of encyclopedias?
I've tried the thrift stores—no luck
Serious inquiry. Building my offline library
I've tried the thrift stores—no luck
Serious inquiry. Building my offline library
September 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Anyone know where I can get a used set of encyclopedias?
I've tried the thrift stores—no luck
Serious inquiry. Building my offline library
I've tried the thrift stores—no luck
Serious inquiry. Building my offline library
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
September 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.