Laur / Nova
@novalaurelie.bsky.social
Half-blind and screaming
@PaperLaur to most
28
they/she/any
icon by @infectois.bsky.social
@PaperLaur to most
28
they/she/any
icon by @infectois.bsky.social
my mom: yeah sometimes I'll get a [pile-ated] woodpecker at my pond
me: [pill-ee-ated]?
mom: ...maybe?
me: ("don't ask me how I know that, don't ask me how I know that...")
me: [pill-ee-ated]?
mom: ...maybe?
me: ("don't ask me how I know that, don't ask me how I know that...")
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
my mom: yeah sometimes I'll get a [pile-ated] woodpecker at my pond
me: [pill-ee-ated]?
mom: ...maybe?
me: ("don't ask me how I know that, don't ask me how I know that...")
me: [pill-ee-ated]?
mom: ...maybe?
me: ("don't ask me how I know that, don't ask me how I know that...")
sonic racing is a game
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
sonic racing is a game
LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the code editors & engines we built for them
![A poorly edited version of the "STOP DOING MATH" meme:
"Hello I would like if ($t($q[$k])) please" They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ws6vnmvfq7tkiqxus5lljx3n/bafkreiddp6g6vzanaiccalxj3vdr2fdar7mylmkwgzgqftgv4fx23zecmu@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the code editors & engines we built for them
I've been watching people play the lego mario party game and there are these commentators yapping the whole time, a lot of the writing is cheesy but then this line showed up and took me out at the kneecaps
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I've been watching people play the lego mario party game and there are these commentators yapping the whole time, a lot of the writing is cheesy but then this line showed up and took me out at the kneecaps
i kept going at it on and off and then
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i kept going at it on and off and then
Ayyy @roncli.com, this seems like something you might wanna plug for your followers (I might grab it myself just to see if I can, well, see it)
October 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ayyy @roncli.com, this seems like something you might wanna plug for your followers (I might grab it myself just to see if I can, well, see it)
I might be a bit bit slow to finish it you guys
September 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I might be a bit bit slow to finish it you guys
ON A NORMAL PLATFORM!
September 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
ON A NORMAL PLATFORM!
People are having trouble checking out. I...have been waiting for the program to start for 20 minutes
September 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
People are having trouble checking out. I...have been waiting for the program to start for 20 minutes
just one more sleep til...
September 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
just one more sleep til...
I. Um. No comment
September 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I. Um. No comment
I only took the URL. There's NOTHING on the blog yet. Not even pages. WHAT IS *IT* DOING HERE
August 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I only took the URL. There's NOTHING on the blog yet. Not even pages. WHAT IS *IT* DOING HERE
We need to get rid of weed.
What? Marijuana? No, I'm talking about these bastards
What? Marijuana? No, I'm talking about these bastards
August 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We need to get rid of weed.
What? Marijuana? No, I'm talking about these bastards
What? Marijuana? No, I'm talking about these bastards
Like look at him. He's perfect. This is the perfect shape.
August 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Like look at him. He's perfect. This is the perfect shape.
This was a real mechanic, I just got which game it was in wrong. This says it was weighted but I've seen Toad call you a liar for picking the considerate response.
August 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This was a real mechanic, I just got which game it was in wrong. This says it was weighted but I've seen Toad call you a liar for picking the considerate response.
"Nintendo Switch Pricing Update" oh the switch 2 is out so they're finally lowering the prices of the switch 1!
they're
they're lowering the prices
right?
they're
they're lowering the prices
right?
August 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Nintendo Switch Pricing Update" oh the switch 2 is out so they're finally lowering the prices of the switch 1!
they're
they're lowering the prices
right?
they're
they're lowering the prices
right?
[Self harm mention]
![UNDERTALE came out at the start of my failed attempt at college. The friends I made in the early days of the community are what kept me from self-harming when things got hard.
-PaperLaur
[The avatar is a simple pixel drawn image of an empty triangular cloak hood hiding glasses, with the right lens cracked.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ws6vnmvfq7tkiqxus5lljx3n/bafkreidkzz6lkax6dghrb5xnbfwe5tva3n6mymrsknpmw34lkndzxq3p6u@jpeg)
July 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
[Self harm mention]
Y'know, the Mario movie handily put the "evil/terrible brother Mario" theories to bed but I can't help but feel like it might've had some unintended consequences
June 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Y'know, the Mario movie handily put the "evil/terrible brother Mario" theories to bed but I can't help but feel like it might've had some unintended consequences
[Deltarune Chapter 3] Personally I think I was hilarious for this
June 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
[Deltarune Chapter 3] Personally I think I was hilarious for this
