JUST LEARNED VIM EDITORS PUT A NEWLINE AT THE END OF TEXT FILES??? WITHOUT TELLING YOU???
I'VE SPENT TWO DAYS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY C PROGRAM HAS BEEN GETTING AN EXTRA NEWLINE CHARACTER. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

this frog gets me

now, i am become radeon, the destroyer of xorg

why does it keep doing that?

my left nipple hurt

if i don't get constant attention i will die

she "Metropolitan" on my "Atlanta" till i "Rapid Transit Authority"