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Nouh Bdee
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30s M in the US, giving smut-writing a try
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Goblin Baywatch (none of them can swim)
November 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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"use ur words" bork bork ruff ruff yip yip 💜🐶
November 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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My kingdom for an edit buxom.
My kingdom for an edith button.
My kingdom for an edict button.
November 19, 2024 at 1:27 AM
My kingdom for an edith button.
My kingdom for an edict button.
My kingdom for an edit button
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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EYYY, I've been bad about actually being on this platform, but I'm here! And queer! And write super kinky epic fantasy that is also queer and here! (In fact, book 4 just came out a couple weeks ago and lookit how pretty it is)
November 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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I would like (1) clap please for the restraint I showed by not starting my ‘zon review of Odyssey with “Let’s Fuckin’ GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
November 6, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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Let’s add this one to the book club
October 21, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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i have a niche, but i fill the shit out of it
September 28, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Name is Kheesh, if she doesn't like you she might cast testicular torsion on you, or explosive diarrhea if it fails.
September 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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We reached part 3! ✨

Those are very good thighs 👀
But we can’t stop here can we? 😤

Should she take her shirt off? 🫣💕
August 18, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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2024 v 2019
September 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Bimbo Spy considers herself a mistress of disguise, but she always dresses as the slutty Party City version of her chosen disguise
August 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Princess Werewolf😳
Werewolf Princess 😳
August 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Prose as an artform is amazing because it does not exist in my head, nor in your head - it exists between us both, out of synch in time. I try and communicate, and you create it in your thoughts, and between us, we make entire universes.
July 19, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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Wow, I do not post here often enough!

Anyway, did you know that my RPG, HEAT, has...a KICKSTARTER!? It's a diceless, action roleplaying game that I've been working on for years!

The kickstarter has a demo build and will soon have a quickstart adventure!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/hea...
HEAT: High Excitement Action Tabletop!
A unique, diceless TTRPG that combines high-octane energy and pulse-pounding intrigue in a totally new way.
www.kickstarter.com
June 19, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Oh, and everyone: The HEAT kickstarter funded at 16,500 dollars! That means we didn't just get the book funded, we also got two settings funded - STAR WALKERS (Dark Souls meets Star Wars) and BLOOD DIMMED TIDES (queer vampires against the Martians)
July 16, 2024 at 3:35 AM
In classic Dragon Cobolt fashion, so far this story is at least half as weird as it is good! Which is a lot! It’s very good!
Time to work on AND THE THIRD BROUGHT FIRE - a post apocalyptic animist atomic powered steampunk novel! In a world where any sufficiently advanced machine produces a humanoid spirit, the British Empire rules under the eternal guidance of Lady Colossus after America was chastened by Lady Trinity!
July 17, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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"Don't fuck with me. I have more knives than you can possibly imagine and I throw them like you broke my heart."
May 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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"I can fix her" is out, "I can contain her. The seals will not breach under my watch. I must understand her secrets" is IN
May 6, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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"Uh oh...we might have gone too deep."

[Muffled Balrog Noises]
May 3, 2024 at 6:09 PM
A Love Dong for Bobby Dong
May 2, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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“We’re not asking for a boon,” countered Samantha, “you are. What we’re asking is that you pay good coin for top talent, and don’t jerk Bodrick around.”

“That’s our job,” Blakely added, which wasn't especially relevant to Sam's point, but her heart was in the right place.

#wip
April 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM