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Welcome to NOT the official Bluesky page for the town of Fort Myers Beach, Florida! Let’s seas the day together! 🌊
No affiliation with the actual town.
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🚨BREAKING: Planning Pals Unite!🚨 Join us LIVE at 9 AM on Nov 12, 2025, for the Local Planning Agency meeting. It'll be more exciting than watching sand dry! 🏖️ Tune in [here]. Let's get those beach vibes flowing while we plan the future of FMB! 🏄♂️🌊
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🚨BREAKING: Planning Pals Unite!🚨 Join us LIVE at 9 AM on Nov 12, 2025, for the Local Planning Agency meeting. It'll be more exciting than watching sand dry! 🏖️ Tune in [here]. Let's get those beach vibes flowing while we plan the future of FMB! 🏄♂️🌊
🛑 Attention FMB! 🚨 Mark your calendars for a brain workout! 🧠 Join us at the Local Planning Agency meeting on Nov 12, 2025, from 9-11 AM. Where? Right here in our sunny paradise! 🌴 Your input could be the star of the show! .
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
🛑 Attention FMB! 🚨 Mark your calendars for a brain workout! 🧠 Join us at the Local Planning Agency meeting on Nov 12, 2025, from 9-11 AM. Where? Right here in our sunny paradise! 🌴 Your input could be the star of the show! .
🚦🏖️ Good news, FMB! All lanes on Estero Boulevard near DiamondHead Beach Resort are back open-no more traffic tie-ups! 🎉 Just remember to keep your eyes peeled as emergency crews might still be sprinkling a bit of safety magic in the area. Drive safe out there! 🚗✨
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
🚦🏖️ Good news, FMB! All lanes on Estero Boulevard near DiamondHead Beach Resort are back open-no more traffic tie-ups! 🎉 Just remember to keep your eyes peeled as emergency crews might still be sprinkling a bit of safety magic in the area. Drive safe out there! 🚗✨
🚧 Breaking news: Estero Boulevard is hotter than a beach bonfire, and we don't mean in a good way! 🔥 A house fire has closed the road near DiamondHead Beach Resort. Please take a detour and let our emergency crew handle the heat. Stay tuned for updates! 🏖️
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🚧 Breaking news: Estero Boulevard is hotter than a beach bonfire, and we don't mean in a good way! 🔥 A house fire has closed the road near DiamondHead Beach Resort. Please take a detour and let our emergency crew handle the heat. Stay tuned for updates! 🏖️
🚋 Get ready to ride the fun wave, FMB! The FREE beach tram is back starting Nov. 20! It zooms every 30-40 min-from the library to Bowditch Point Park, daily from 8:20 AM to 10:55 PM Need more info? Check the schedules like your beach towel! 🌊🏖️ 239-LEE-TRAN for deets!
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🚋 Get ready to ride the fun wave, FMB! The FREE beach tram is back starting Nov. 20! It zooms every 30-40 min-from the library to Bowditch Point Park, daily from 8:20 AM to 10:55 PM Need more info? Check the schedules like your beach towel! 🌊🏖️ 239-LEE-TRAN for deets!
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Our fabulous Communications Director, Nicole Berzin, is trading in her FMB badge for new adventures! 🌊 She's loved every minute here (and yes, the sunset views). Her last day is November 14, 2025. 💼 We'll still keep you in the loop- contact us for info! 🏖️
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Our fabulous Communications Director, Nicole Berzin, is trading in her FMB badge for new adventures! 🌊 She's loved every minute here (and yes, the sunset views). Her last day is November 14, 2025. 💼 We'll still keep you in the loop- contact us for info! 🏖️
🗳️ Polling Place & Hours: 7 AM to 7 PM! 🌊
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 🏖️-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 🏖️-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🗳️ Polling Place & Hours: 7 AM to 7 PM! 🌊
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 🏖️-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 🏖️-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
🎤 Hold onto your beach hats! 🎤 We've got Code Enforcement Special Magistrate Hearings happening NOW! 🕘 9 AM- noon at Town Hall. Swing by (or watch from your sandcastle) 👉 [here] and see what the fuss is all about! 🌴 Your town, your biz! 🏖️ #FMBFun #CivicEngagement
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🎤 Hold onto your beach hats! 🎤 We've got Code Enforcement Special Magistrate Hearings happening NOW! 🕘 9 AM- noon at Town Hall. Swing by (or watch from your sandcastle) 👉 [here] and see what the fuss is all about! 🌴 Your town, your biz! 🏖️ #FMBFun #CivicEngagement
🔔 Sound the seashells! The Anchorage Advisory Committee (AAC) is diving into action today at 9 AM! 🌊 Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd, FMB) or catch the live stream instead of using your binoculars! 🦜🕵️♂️ Watch [here] See you at the beach…or online!
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
🔔 Sound the seashells! The Anchorage Advisory Committee (AAC) is diving into action today at 9 AM! 🌊 Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd, FMB) or catch the live stream instead of using your binoculars! 🦜🕵️♂️ Watch [here] See you at the beach…or online!
🌊🏖️ Hey FMB! Time to put on your serious hats (don't forget to keep the flip-flops) for the Anchorage Advisory Committee meeting on Oct 27, 2025! 🕘 9 AM sharp at Town Hall. Donuts without holes will NOT be provided! 🥳 See you at 6231 Estero Blvd! Don't be late.
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🌊🏖️ Hey FMB! Time to put on your serious hats (don't forget to keep the flip-flops) for the Anchorage Advisory Committee meeting on Oct 27, 2025! 🕘 9 AM sharp at Town Hall. Donuts without holes will NOT be provided! 🥳 See you at 6231 Estero Blvd! Don't be late.
🌞 Skin looking a little like a leather handbag? Time for some TLC! OnSpot Dermatology is back at Town Hall on November 6, 7:30 AM- 3:30 PM Get your skin checked and flaunt that glow! Appointments are a must-don't ghost us! Bring your insurance info (or cash). Questions? HR has answers!
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
🌞 Skin looking a little like a leather handbag? Time for some TLC! OnSpot Dermatology is back at Town Hall on November 6, 7:30 AM- 3:30 PM Get your skin checked and flaunt that glow! Appointments are a must-don't ghost us! Bring your insurance info (or cash). Questions? HR has answers!
🚨🌊 Hey, FMB fam! We've caught wind of sneaky scams targeting our Special Event Permit folks! If you get an invoice that's trying to mooch cash, hold off! We ONLY use iWorq and email from @fmbgov.com or @iworq.com. If it's fishy, don't pay, don't click! Call (239) 292-3568 to verify. 🐠💰 Stay savvy!
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
🚨🌊 Hey, FMB fam! We've caught wind of sneaky scams targeting our Special Event Permit folks! If you get an invoice that's trying to mooch cash, hold off! We ONLY use iWorq and email from @fmbgov.com or @iworq.com. If it's fishy, don't pay, don't click! Call (239) 292-3568 to verify. 🐠💰 Stay savvy!
🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 The BORCAB is rolling into Town Hall (that's 6231 Estero Blvd, in case you get lost!). Join us for some riveting rec talk today, Oct 22, from 12-2 PM! Don't miss the chance to see a bunch of folks discuss, well, fun stuff! Watch live [here]
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 The BORCAB is rolling into Town Hall (that's 6231 Estero Blvd, in case you get lost!). Join us for some riveting rec talk today, Oct 22, from 12-2 PM! Don't miss the chance to see a bunch of folks discuss, well, fun stuff! Watch live [here]
📢 REMINDER!
Join us for the Bay Oaks Recreational Campus Advisory Board (BORCAB) meeting. It's like book club, but with more town planning! 🏖️ Date: Oct 22, 2025 🗓️ Time: 12 PM- 2 PM 🕛 Location: Town Hall, Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Come for the coffee, stay for the community.
Join us for the Bay Oaks Recreational Campus Advisory Board (BORCAB) meeting. It's like book club, but with more town planning! 🏖️ Date: Oct 22, 2025 🗓️ Time: 12 PM- 2 PM 🕛 Location: Town Hall, Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Come for the coffee, stay for the community.
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
📢 REMINDER!
Join us for the Bay Oaks Recreational Campus Advisory Board (BORCAB) meeting. It's like book club, but with more town planning! 🏖️ Date: Oct 22, 2025 🗓️ Time: 12 PM- 2 PM 🕛 Location: Town Hall, Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Come for the coffee, stay for the community.
Join us for the Bay Oaks Recreational Campus Advisory Board (BORCAB) meeting. It's like book club, but with more town planning! 🏖️ Date: Oct 22, 2025 🗓️ Time: 12 PM- 2 PM 🕛 Location: Town Hall, Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Come for the coffee, stay for the community.
🎉Attention FMB fans! 🎉 It's not just another Saturday-it's Special Magistrate Hearing Day! 🕘 Join us from 9 AM to 4 PM at Town Hall, where all the legal drama unfolds (no popcorn provided)! 🍿 Can't make it? Catch the livestream [here] Be there or be… unambiguously square! 😄
October 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
🎉Attention FMB fans! 🎉 It's not just another Saturday-it's Special Magistrate Hearing Day! 🕘 Join us from 9 AM to 4 PM at Town Hall, where all the legal drama unfolds (no popcorn provided)! 🍿 Can't make it? Catch the livestream [here] Be there or be… unambiguously square! 😄
🎃 Calling all ghouls and boys! Join us for Fright Night at Bay Oaks on Friday, Oct 24, 2025, from 6-9 PM! Expect spook-tacular fun: Trunk-or-Treat, games, costume contests, food trucks, and chilling tunes! 👻 For $5/family, bring your spooky spirit! Volunteers wanted.
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
🎃 Calling all ghouls and boys! Join us for Fright Night at Bay Oaks on Friday, Oct 24, 2025, from 6-9 PM! Expect spook-tacular fun: Trunk-or-Treat, games, costume contests, food trucks, and chilling tunes! 👻 For $5/family, bring your spooky spirit! Volunteers wanted.
🎉 It's Council Time, folks! 🚨 Join us live for some serious decision-making from 3-4 PM today at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd)! 🏛️ Tune in [here]. Don't worry, we won't be debating pizza toppings… this time! 🍕 See you there! #FMBCouncilFun
October 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
🎉 It's Council Time, folks! 🚨 Join us live for some serious decision-making from 3-4 PM today at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd)! 🏛️ Tune in [here]. Don't worry, we won't be debating pizza toppings… this time! 🍕 See you there! #FMBCouncilFun
Hey FMB fam! 🥳 Time to set your trash, recycling, and yard waste to the curb by 6:30 AM for pickup-an hour later than usual! Why? We want our haulers to avoid the sun while chasing those refuse dreams! 🌞 No worries, your garbage days stay the same! Check out the scoop here.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Hey FMB fam! 🥳 Time to set your trash, recycling, and yard waste to the curb by 6:30 AM for pickup-an hour later than usual! Why? We want our haulers to avoid the sun while chasing those refuse dreams! 🌞 No worries, your garbage days stay the same! Check out the scoop here.
🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Grab your coffee & tune in! ☕️➡️ Your beloved Town Council is meeting LIVE today at 9 AM, and no, it's not for a reality show! 🏛️ Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd) or catch the live stream [here]. Let the democracy festivities begin! 🎉
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Grab your coffee & tune in! ☕️➡️ Your beloved Town Council is meeting LIVE today at 9 AM, and no, it's not for a reality show! 🏛️ Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd) or catch the live stream [here]. Let the democracy festivities begin! 🎉
🚨 Don't hit snooze on this! 💤 Special Magistrate Hearings are happening on October 21, 2025! 🗓️ Join us at Town Hall- Town Council Chambers from 9 AM to 4 PM. It's the perfect place to settle disputes-no boxing gloves required! 🥊📍6231 Estero Blvd, FMB.
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
🚨 Don't hit snooze on this! 💤 Special Magistrate Hearings are happening on October 21, 2025! 🗓️ Join us at Town Hall- Town Council Chambers from 9 AM to 4 PM. It's the perfect place to settle disputes-no boxing gloves required! 🥊📍6231 Estero Blvd, FMB.
🚨 Attention, FMB Fam! 🚨 The Town Council is having a behind-the-scenes pow-wow! 🕵️♂️ Join the drama during the Executive Session on October 20, 2025, from 3-4 PM at Town Hall! 🎭 Location: 6231 Estero Blvd. Take a break from the beach and dive into the *real* local gossip! 🏖️📜
October 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🚨 Attention, FMB Fam! 🚨 The Town Council is having a behind-the-scenes pow-wow! 🕵️♂️ Join the drama during the Executive Session on October 20, 2025, from 3-4 PM at Town Hall! 🎭 Location: 6231 Estero Blvd. Take a break from the beach and dive into the *real* local gossip! 🏖️📜
🌊🚨 REMINDER! 🚨🌊 Where do all the fun decisions happen? At the Town Council Meeting! Join us on Oct 20, 2025, from 9 AM to 1 PM at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd). Bring your best questions or just your coffee! ☕️ Let's chat about making FMB even cooler.
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
🌊🚨 REMINDER! 🚨🌊 Where do all the fun decisions happen? At the Town Council Meeting! Join us on Oct 20, 2025, from 9 AM to 1 PM at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd). Bring your best questions or just your coffee! ☕️ Let's chat about making FMB even cooler.
📝 Get ready to take notes! 📅 We've got communication shenanigans! The Town of FMB and Lee County School District are squaring off in mediation at Town Hall on Nov. 5, 2025, at 1:00 PM. Check out the tangled timeline of letters 📬 that led us here. Who knew paperwork could be so dramatic?!
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
📝 Get ready to take notes! 📅 We've got communication shenanigans! The Town of FMB and Lee County School District are squaring off in mediation at Town Hall on Nov. 5, 2025, at 1:00 PM. Check out the tangled timeline of letters 📬 that led us here. Who knew paperwork could be so dramatic?!
🌊 Great news, beach bums & sand surfers! 🏖️ FMB has a shiny new beach wheelchair ready for loan-perfect for rolling over the sand, not your plans! 😂 First-come, first-served, so don't snooze! Call our Public Works w/ a photo ID: (239) 765-0202 ext. 1502. Get ready to roll beachside.
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
🌊 Great news, beach bums & sand surfers! 🏖️ FMB has a shiny new beach wheelchair ready for loan-perfect for rolling over the sand, not your plans! 😂 First-come, first-served, so don't snooze! Call our Public Works w/ a photo ID: (239) 765-0202 ext. 1502. Get ready to roll beachside.
📢 BREAKING NEWS! Our Local Planning Agency is taking the stage at 9 AM today! 🎤 Come watch as they plan our beach paradise! 🌴🕶️
🗓️ Date: October 14, 2025
⏰ Time: 9-11 AM
📍 Where: Town Hall- Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Catch the action live here [here] Don't miss it! 💼🎉
🗓️ Date: October 14, 2025
⏰ Time: 9-11 AM
📍 Where: Town Hall- Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Catch the action live here [here] Don't miss it! 💼🎉
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
📢 BREAKING NEWS! Our Local Planning Agency is taking the stage at 9 AM today! 🎤 Come watch as they plan our beach paradise! 🌴🕶️
🗓️ Date: October 14, 2025
⏰ Time: 9-11 AM
📍 Where: Town Hall- Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Catch the action live here [here] Don't miss it! 💼🎉
🗓️ Date: October 14, 2025
⏰ Time: 9-11 AM
📍 Where: Town Hall- Town Council Chambers, 6231 Estero Blvd.
Catch the action live here [here] Don't miss it! 💼🎉