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🎉 Big news, FMB! Today, the Town Council decided to give a Colonel a new mission- running our beachy paradise! Meet Will McKannay, our new Town Manager, with 30+ years of military magic in his toolkit! 🏖️✨
Will starts May 19, ready to help rebuild and get involved. Welcome, Will & Deidre.
Will starts May 19, ready to help rebuild and get involved. Welcome, Will & Deidre.
🚨 FMB Alert! 🚨 The Selection Advisory Committee is putting the "fun" in functional engineering on Nov 13, 2025! Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd) at 2 PM to see what Newton Engineering has in store… or just enjoy the sweet aroma of government proceedings.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🚨 FMB Alert! 🚨 The Selection Advisory Committee is putting the "fun" in functional engineering on Nov 13, 2025! Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd) at 2 PM to see what Newton Engineering has in store… or just enjoy the sweet aroma of government proceedings.
🌊 Alarm! It's time for the Marine & Environmental Resources Task Force (MERTF) meeting! 🐠 Join us on Nov 13, 2025, from 10 AM to noon at Town Hall. 📍6231 Estero Blvd. Your ocean buddies will thank you for attending! Don't let them go fish-ing without you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🌊 Alarm! It's time for the Marine & Environmental Resources Task Force (MERTF) meeting! 🐠 Join us on Nov 13, 2025, from 10 AM to noon at Town Hall. 📍6231 Estero Blvd. Your ocean buddies will thank you for attending! Don't let them go fish-ing without you.
🚨BREAKING: Planning Pals Unite!🚨 Join us LIVE at 9 AM on Nov 12, 2025, for the Local Planning Agency meeting. It'll be more exciting than watching sand dry! 🏖️ Tune in [here]. Let's get those beach vibes flowing while we plan the future of FMB! 🏄♂️🌊
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🚨BREAKING: Planning Pals Unite!🚨 Join us LIVE at 9 AM on Nov 12, 2025, for the Local Planning Agency meeting. It'll be more exciting than watching sand dry! 🏖️ Tune in [here]. Let's get those beach vibes flowing while we plan the future of FMB! 🏄♂️🌊
🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Town Hall is CLOSED on November 11, 2025, for Veterans Day! So if you were planning to drop off your karaoke playlist or discuss the merits of sand vs. cement, you'll have to wait! Enjoy the day and thank our veterans! .
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Town Hall is CLOSED on November 11, 2025, for Veterans Day! So if you were planning to drop off your karaoke playlist or discuss the merits of sand vs. cement, you'll have to wait! Enjoy the day and thank our veterans! .
🛑 Attention FMB! 🚨 Mark your calendars for a brain workout! 🧠 Join us at the Local Planning Agency meeting on Nov 12, 2025, from 9-11 AM. Where? Right here in our sunny paradise! 🌴 Your input could be the star of the show! .
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
🛑 Attention FMB! 🚨 Mark your calendars for a brain workout! 🧠 Join us at the Local Planning Agency meeting on Nov 12, 2025, from 9-11 AM. Where? Right here in our sunny paradise! 🌴 Your input could be the star of the show! .
🚦🏖️ Good news, FMB! All lanes on Estero Boulevard near DiamondHead Beach Resort are back open-no more traffic tie-ups! 🎉 Just remember to keep your eyes peeled as emergency crews might still be sprinkling a bit of safety magic in the area. Drive safe out there! 🚗✨
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
🚦🏖️ Good news, FMB! All lanes on Estero Boulevard near DiamondHead Beach Resort are back open-no more traffic tie-ups! 🎉 Just remember to keep your eyes peeled as emergency crews might still be sprinkling a bit of safety magic in the area. Drive safe out there! 🚗✨
🚧 Breaking news: Estero Boulevard is hotter than a beach bonfire, and we don't mean in a good way! 🔥 A house fire has closed the road near DiamondHead Beach Resort. Please take a detour and let our emergency crew handle the heat. Stay tuned for updates! 🏖️
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🚧 Breaking news: Estero Boulevard is hotter than a beach bonfire, and we don't mean in a good way! 🔥 A house fire has closed the road near DiamondHead Beach Resort. Please take a detour and let our emergency crew handle the heat. Stay tuned for updates! 🏖️
🚨ATTENTION!🚨 Town Hall is taking a nap this Veterans Day! 💤 We'll be CLOSED on November 11, 2025, from midnight to almost bedtime (12:00 AM- 11:59 PM). So, if you've got questions, save 'em for another day! 🇺🇸 Enjoy the holiday, FMB.
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
🚨ATTENTION!🚨 Town Hall is taking a nap this Veterans Day! 💤 We'll be CLOSED on November 11, 2025, from midnight to almost bedtime (12:00 AM- 11:59 PM). So, if you've got questions, save 'em for another day! 🇺🇸 Enjoy the holiday, FMB.
🎶 LIVE and LOUD tonight! 🎶 Join us for the Wayward Souls Concert Series, from 4 to 7 PM! Mark your calendars for November 9, 2025-because who doesn't want some soul music on the beach? Bring your dancing shoes and sunscreen-sand and sun await! .
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🎶 LIVE and LOUD tonight! 🎶 Join us for the Wayward Souls Concert Series, from 4 to 7 PM! Mark your calendars for November 9, 2025-because who doesn't want some soul music on the beach? Bring your dancing shoes and sunscreen-sand and sun await! .
🚋 Get ready to ride the fun wave, FMB! The FREE beach tram is back starting Nov. 20! It zooms every 30-40 min-from the library to Bowditch Point Park, daily from 8:20 AM to 10:55 PM Need more info? Check the schedules like your beach towel! 🌊🏖️ 239-LEE-TRAN for deets!
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🚋 Get ready to ride the fun wave, FMB! The FREE beach tram is back starting Nov. 20! It zooms every 30-40 min-from the library to Bowditch Point Park, daily from 8:20 AM to 10:55 PM Need more info? Check the schedules like your beach towel! 🌊🏖️ 239-LEE-TRAN for deets!
🎶 Hey FMB! Ready to rock? 🤘 Join us on Nov 9, 2025, for the Wayward Souls Concert Series from 4-7 PM! 🎤 Bring your wild dance moves and your best beach chair 🏖️! Location: Fort Myers Beach, FL 33931. Don't just wave, come jam! .
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
🎶 Hey FMB! Ready to rock? 🤘 Join us on Nov 9, 2025, for the Wayward Souls Concert Series from 4-7 PM! 🎤 Bring your wild dance moves and your best beach chair 🏖️! Location: Fort Myers Beach, FL 33931. Don't just wave, come jam! .
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Our fabulous Communications Director, Nicole Berzin, is trading in her FMB badge for new adventures! 🌊 She's loved every minute here (and yes, the sunset views). Her last day is November 14, 2025. 💼 We'll still keep you in the loop- contact us for info! 🏖️
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Our fabulous Communications Director, Nicole Berzin, is trading in her FMB badge for new adventures! 🌊 She's loved every minute here (and yes, the sunset views). Her last day is November 14, 2025. 💼 We'll still keep you in the loop- contact us for info! 🏖️
🎉 LIVE RIGHT NOW! 🕐 Are we ready to resolve conflicts like pros? Join us for the Lee County School Board showdown on Nov 5, 2025, from 1 PM until the stars come out! 🌟 Where: St. Leo Catholic Church Auditorium, 28350 Beaumont Rd, Bonita Springs, FL. Come for solutions, stay for the snacks.
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
🎉 LIVE RIGHT NOW! 🕐 Are we ready to resolve conflicts like pros? Join us for the Lee County School Board showdown on Nov 5, 2025, from 1 PM until the stars come out! 🌟 Where: St. Leo Catholic Church Auditorium, 28350 Beaumont Rd, Bonita Springs, FL. Come for solutions, stay for the snacks.
🎉 LIVE NOW! 🎉 Join the Charter Review Commission at Town Hall today from 2-4 PM! If you thought watching paint dry was exciting, wait until you see this riveting discussion! 📜🧐 Come for the snacks, stay for the governance! 6231 Estero Blvd, FMB! Don't forget to bring your questions!
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
🎉 LIVE NOW! 🎉 Join the Charter Review Commission at Town Hall today from 2-4 PM! If you thought watching paint dry was exciting, wait until you see this riveting discussion! 📜🧐 Come for the snacks, stay for the governance! 6231 Estero Blvd, FMB! Don't forget to bring your questions!
🚨 REMINDER! 🚨 Got drama? Join the Lee County School Board for some Conflict Resolution magic on Nov 5, 2025, from 1 PM to 11:59 PM! 🕒✨ Bring your best vibes to the St. Leo Catholic Church Auditorium-28350 Beaumont Rd, Bonita Springs! Let's turn those frowns upside down.
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
🚨 REMINDER! 🚨 Got drama? Join the Lee County School Board for some Conflict Resolution magic on Nov 5, 2025, from 1 PM to 11:59 PM! 🕒✨ Bring your best vibes to the St. Leo Catholic Church Auditorium-28350 Beaumont Rd, Bonita Springs! Let's turn those frowns upside down.
🗳️ Polling Place & Hours: 7 AM to 7 PM! 🌊
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 🏖️-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 🏖️-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🗳️ Polling Place & Hours: 7 AM to 7 PM! 🌊
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 🏖️-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
Vote at Bay Oaks Recreation Center, Town Council Chambers FMB 33931! But heads up! It'll be quieter than a beach on a stormy day on Nov. 3 & 4 🏖️-closed for business. Back open with a bang on Nov. 5 at noon! Get ready to make those ballots pop.
🚨 Attention, FMB citizens! 🚨 Time to put on your thinking caps! Join us for the Charter Review Commission on November 4, 2025, from 2-4 PM in the Town Hall Town Council Chambers! 📍6231 Estero Blvd. Bring your best ideas (and maybe a snack)! .
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🚨 Attention, FMB citizens! 🚨 Time to put on your thinking caps! Join us for the Charter Review Commission on November 4, 2025, from 2-4 PM in the Town Hall Town Council Chambers! 📍6231 Estero Blvd. Bring your best ideas (and maybe a snack)! .
🎤 Hold onto your beach hats! 🎤 We've got Code Enforcement Special Magistrate Hearings happening NOW! 🕘 9 AM- noon at Town Hall. Swing by (or watch from your sandcastle) 👉 [here] and see what the fuss is all about! 🌴 Your town, your biz! 🏖️ #FMBFun #CivicEngagement
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🎤 Hold onto your beach hats! 🎤 We've got Code Enforcement Special Magistrate Hearings happening NOW! 🕘 9 AM- noon at Town Hall. Swing by (or watch from your sandcastle) 👉 [here] and see what the fuss is all about! 🌴 Your town, your biz! 🏖️ #FMBFun #CivicEngagement
🔔 Sound the seashells! The Anchorage Advisory Committee (AAC) is diving into action today at 9 AM! 🌊 Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd, FMB) or catch the live stream instead of using your binoculars! 🦜🕵️♂️ Watch [here] See you at the beach…or online!
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
🔔 Sound the seashells! The Anchorage Advisory Committee (AAC) is diving into action today at 9 AM! 🌊 Join us at Town Hall (6231 Estero Blvd, FMB) or catch the live stream instead of using your binoculars! 🦜🕵️♂️ Watch [here] See you at the beach…or online!
🌊🏖️ Hey FMB! Time to put on your serious hats (don't forget to keep the flip-flops) for the Anchorage Advisory Committee meeting on Oct 27, 2025! 🕘 9 AM sharp at Town Hall. Donuts without holes will NOT be provided! 🥳 See you at 6231 Estero Blvd! Don't be late.
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🌊🏖️ Hey FMB! Time to put on your serious hats (don't forget to keep the flip-flops) for the Anchorage Advisory Committee meeting on Oct 27, 2025! 🕘 9 AM sharp at Town Hall. Donuts without holes will NOT be provided! 🥳 See you at 6231 Estero Blvd! Don't be late.
🎶 Reminder Alert! 🎶 It's time to rock Fort Myers Beach! 🤘 Join us for the Concert Series featuring The Echo on October 26, 2025, from midnight until the last person stops dancing! 💃🕺 Find us at your favorite sandy spot in FMB! ☀.
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
🎶 Reminder Alert! 🎶 It's time to rock Fort Myers Beach! 🤘 Join us for the Concert Series featuring The Echo on October 26, 2025, from midnight until the last person stops dancing! 💃🕺 Find us at your favorite sandy spot in FMB! ☀.
🌞 Skin looking a little like a leather handbag? Time for some TLC! OnSpot Dermatology is back at Town Hall on November 6, 7:30 AM- 3:30 PM Get your skin checked and flaunt that glow! Appointments are a must-don't ghost us! Bring your insurance info (or cash). Questions? HR has answers!
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
🌞 Skin looking a little like a leather handbag? Time for some TLC! OnSpot Dermatology is back at Town Hall on November 6, 7:30 AM- 3:30 PM Get your skin checked and flaunt that glow! Appointments are a must-don't ghost us! Bring your insurance info (or cash). Questions? HR has answers!
🚨🌊 Hey, FMB fam! We've caught wind of sneaky scams targeting our Special Event Permit folks! If you get an invoice that's trying to mooch cash, hold off! We ONLY use iWorq and email from @fmbgov.com or @iworq.com. If it's fishy, don't pay, don't click! Call (239) 292-3568 to verify. 🐠💰 Stay savvy!
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
🚨🌊 Hey, FMB fam! We've caught wind of sneaky scams targeting our Special Event Permit folks! If you get an invoice that's trying to mooch cash, hold off! We ONLY use iWorq and email from @fmbgov.com or @iworq.com. If it's fishy, don't pay, don't click! Call (239) 292-3568 to verify. 🐠💰 Stay savvy!
🎃👻 Get your spooky on! It's FRIGHT NIGHT at Bay Oaks Park from 6PM- 9PM! Come for the chills, stay for the thrills! 📅 Mark your calendars: October 24, 2025. If you hear a ghost whisper, don't panic… it's just us having fun! 🌙🕷️ Place: Town Council Chambers, FMB!
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
🎃👻 Get your spooky on! It's FRIGHT NIGHT at Bay Oaks Park from 6PM- 9PM! Come for the chills, stay for the thrills! 📅 Mark your calendars: October 24, 2025. If you hear a ghost whisper, don't panic… it's just us having fun! 🌙🕷️ Place: Town Council Chambers, FMB!
🌊📅 Mark your calendars, FMB fam! It's time for the CELCAB to gather and make waves! Join us at 1 PM on Oct 23, 2025, to dive into culture and the environment! Can't wait to sea your smiling faces! 🌞🏖️ Location: Fort Myers Beach, FL 3393.
October 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
🌊📅 Mark your calendars, FMB fam! It's time for the CELCAB to gather and make waves! Join us at 1 PM on Oct 23, 2025, to dive into culture and the environment! Can't wait to sea your smiling faces! 🌞🏖️ Location: Fort Myers Beach, FL 3393.