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I don't know why I'm like this.
Ray Ray's Pet Spa and Wonder Emporium.
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Been a few days since I saw these two together. They seem to have figured out how to avoid T in the back too.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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The raccoons are out of control. They've been showing up as early as 6/6:30.
Two raccoons on a porch at 6:36 pm.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Pie is made (with wine like grandma used to make). Son in Law dvd is ordered.
A pumpkin pie sitting on bubble wrap inside a Tupperware pie carrier.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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It's flat on one end, but I'm calling it a win. The kitchen smells great.
A loaf of cheesy jalapeño sourdough bread on parchment paper. It has a center cut and you can see all the cheese and jalapeño bits.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I've been in jammies and capybara slippers all day and I don't feel like changing so this is how I'm going to K's. I'm also having enchiladas for dinner for the third night in a row. Being an adult is cool sometimes.
My green with various shades of green trees print pants and capybara slippers.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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He has been trying to get me to feed him since 1:30. He eats at 3:00.
A fluffy large gray cat laying on a tile coffee table with his front paws spread and his head hanging off the table between them. There are blue shark slippers under the coffee table because I'm an adult.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I keep saying I'm going to throw out my sourdough starter and move on with my life but then I have these intrusive thoughts like what if I made a cheesy jalapeño sourdough loaf.
A small round clear container of chopped pickled jalapeños sitting on a blue plate next to a mound of freshly grated Colby cheese.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Other nighttime friends.
A raccoon standing on its hind legs on a porch at night in front of a door. Its little hands are up and together just like a prayer, Everyone must stand alone. A rat peeking its head out between a porch and a Rubbermaid cat condo.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I have a new way to identify Blaze without checking out his swimsuit area. Male possums have a musk scent gland on their chest that looks like a yellow patch. I can't see it on the porch camera because of the lights, and the old possum condo cam was really outdated. The new one shows it perfectly.
A possum coming out of a Rubbermaid cat condo and you can see a huge yellowish patch across his chest.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Found a bottle of tequila that I put serranos in ???? ago.

Fam, is it bad when they turn white. 😬
A bottle of white tequila with 4 Serrano halves that used to be red but are now very much white.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I'm not sure why I even bothered buying an electric blanket.
A pale yellow lab laying to my left on the couch with her head on my lap and a small white dog in a sweater laying to my right with his front half on my lap.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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K bought me this dark hot chocolate mix and I keep forgetting I have this bourbon ball cream so now I can make fancy cocoa.
Dark hot chocolate with bourbon smoked sea salt from Bourbon Barrel Foods. Barton chocolate bourbon ball cream liqueur.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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There's no point saying he's not the boss of me.
A small white dog who was recently groomed, so his beard is very short, wearing a brown and tan cardigan leaning against my legs which are covered by a pink and white blanket. His head is tilted down and he's looking up in classic puppy dog eyes fashion.
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Making cakes for your friend's kids is neat because if they turn out very 'cake decorating is my passion' they almost like them even more.
A palm tree shaped cake in a foil pan decorated to look like Beaker from The Muppets.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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How fitting that on the way home I had to slam on my breaks to keep from hitting a possum.
SG Goodman Hickman, KY with a cartoon drawing of 3 possums hissing at the moon.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Worst fight ever. What was the strategy here?
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Chief Hubbard is popping up every 2-4 weeks, and we have a daytime Ratatouille sighting in the condo.
A big orange tabby cat standing on a porch at night under orange lights. You can't tell here, but he has a nubbin of a tail. A rat sitting just inside the doorway of a Rubbermaid cat condo with its little tail hanging out. I think it's a lady rat.
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A 3 photo collage of a small fluffy white dog with a fresh fade wearing a beige cardigan with teddy bears on it. He's sitting/laying on a pink and white blanket on a brown couch.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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LFPL's Books & Brews is back December 1: www.lfpl.org/booksandbrews
Instagram post from Louisville Free Public Library promoting the adult reading program Books & Brews 502 where you earn points and win free prizes from Dec 1-Feb 28 by logging books, attending library programs, and visiting local breweries and coffee shops.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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The face of someone who made a break for it at the office and ran into the room full of volunteers in the middle of a training.
A small fluffy white dog wearing an orange plaid bandana laying on a blanket on a desk. He looks smug and unapologetic.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Instagram is telling me that 4 years ago today I was at The Vogue Indy to see what would be my last Todd Snider show. The vibes in the room that night were all the way off - lots of talkers and an incredibly drunk asshole - but Todd was what he always was, authentically Todd.
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I never heard anything back, but the calendar came today and she's one of the smaller photos for April.
The Kentucky Humane Society 2026 pet photo calendar open to April showing my parents' dog as one of the 3 small photos under the main photo.
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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This thing has a medical appointment tomorrow and a hair appointment Thursday. I'm basically his chauffeur.
A small fluffy white dog wearing an orange plaid bandana sitting on my lap on a couch waiting for me to say he can have peanut butter.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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So, you come here often?
A raccoon standing on its hind legs like a people on a porch at night in front of a door. Raccoon is turned slightly to its right and looks like it's taking to a superhero cat blow mold.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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I just hope she's comfortable.
A pale yellow lab laying on throw pillows with her face smashed into one and her front paws stretched out in front of her resting on a gray blanket in the corner of a sectional couch. There is a navy blue pillow made from my grandma's sweatshirt laying on her stomach and hind legs. I should mention I'm on the broken end of the couch, and this is how she sleeps about that.
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM