NotTheRealSimple
@nottherealsimple.bsky.social
22 | Demi/straight | He/They | collector of expensive plastic | car nut | Texan | Toaster certified
https://linktr.ee/nottherealsimple
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Hey peeps, since Twitter is now imploding in on itself, I'd like to introduce myself
I'm Simple
I like meeting new people but I am rather shy. I have a massive collection of transformers and gunpla figurines that's still growing, and I play video games from time to time, usually being warframe
I'm Simple
I like meeting new people but I am rather shy. I have a massive collection of transformers and gunpla figurines that's still growing, and I play video games from time to time, usually being warframe
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Martyring my X account because fuck that place lol, we’ll see how long it takes to go down
March 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Martyring my X account because fuck that place lol, we’ll see how long it takes to go down
Night life out at the airport is such a vibe, especially out on the ramp
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Night life out at the airport is such a vibe, especially out on the ramp
Finished these kits yesterday
November 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Finished these kits yesterday
I knew he was gonna be big, but I was not expecting him to be this big
November 19, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I knew he was gonna be big, but I was not expecting him to be this big
I was having a great night, and apparently, as I was leaving work, my car keys dipped out. I don't know where all I know is I got a hole in my pocket. Got a family member to drop off a key so I could at least drive home, got to my car finally, and bam, flat tire so fuck me I guess
October 24, 2024 at 8:20 AM
I was having a great night, and apparently, as I was leaving work, my car keys dipped out. I don't know where all I know is I got a hole in my pocket. Got a family member to drop off a key so I could at least drive home, got to my car finally, and bam, flat tire so fuck me I guess
Ight, so I got my windows replaced since they were 30+ years old and cracked in so many ways. After cleaning up all the glass many, many times, I still somehow got glass in my feet. So I guess I'm rather unlucky in that regard since no one else in the family got bitten by glass like I did
October 23, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Ight, so I got my windows replaced since they were 30+ years old and cracked in so many ways. After cleaning up all the glass many, many times, I still somehow got glass in my feet. So I guess I'm rather unlucky in that regard since no one else in the family got bitten by glass like I did
One day, he'll be whole when time and motivation permits
October 21, 2024 at 1:24 AM
One day, he'll be whole when time and motivation permits
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Fuck it, basically monster hunter rise sunbreak animated on bluesky
October 20, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Fuck it, basically monster hunter rise sunbreak animated on bluesky
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⭐️Adoptober Design 2 - Caiman Shrimp 🐊🦐
Design has already sold!
Design has already sold!
October 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
⭐️Adoptober Design 2 - Caiman Shrimp 🐊🦐
Design has already sold!
Design has already sold!
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Friendly reminder and helpful tips for folks that are just arriving / coming back after a while. (Thread)
1. If you see something, don't say something. Do not interact, with shitty takes and racists, just block and move on and they won't get a platform for their message in the first place.
1. If you see something, don't say something. Do not interact, with shitty takes and racists, just block and move on and they won't get a platform for their message in the first place.
October 18, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Friendly reminder and helpful tips for folks that are just arriving / coming back after a while. (Thread)
1. If you see something, don't say something. Do not interact, with shitty takes and racists, just block and move on and they won't get a platform for their message in the first place.
1. If you see something, don't say something. Do not interact, with shitty takes and racists, just block and move on and they won't get a platform for their message in the first place.
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Hey new Bluesky users: this website has no centralized algorithm.
If you think it seems dead in here, it's absolutely not.
However, you are going to have to follow more people than you did on Twitter to see a lot of action in your Home feed.
If you think it seems dead in here, it's absolutely not.
However, you are going to have to follow more people than you did on Twitter to see a lot of action in your Home feed.
October 17, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Hey new Bluesky users: this website has no centralized algorithm.
If you think it seems dead in here, it's absolutely not.
However, you are going to have to follow more people than you did on Twitter to see a lot of action in your Home feed.
If you think it seems dead in here, it's absolutely not.
However, you are going to have to follow more people than you did on Twitter to see a lot of action in your Home feed.
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Soundwave Miku Commission
October 17, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Soundwave Miku Commission
Hey peeps, since Twitter is now imploding in on itself, I'd like to introduce myself
I'm Simple
I like meeting new people but I am rather shy. I have a massive collection of transformers and gunpla figurines that's still growing, and I play video games from time to time, usually being warframe
I'm Simple
I like meeting new people but I am rather shy. I have a massive collection of transformers and gunpla figurines that's still growing, and I play video games from time to time, usually being warframe
October 17, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Hey peeps, since Twitter is now imploding in on itself, I'd like to introduce myself
I'm Simple
I like meeting new people but I am rather shy. I have a massive collection of transformers and gunpla figurines that's still growing, and I play video games from time to time, usually being warframe
I'm Simple
I like meeting new people but I am rather shy. I have a massive collection of transformers and gunpla figurines that's still growing, and I play video games from time to time, usually being warframe
Reposted by NotTheRealSimple
Cannot recommend this app enough if you're migrating from Twitter / Looking to add the people you're following from there
Ive just like
followed 300+ people LMAO
Ive just like
followed 300+ people LMAO
October 17, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Cannot recommend this app enough if you're migrating from Twitter / Looking to add the people you're following from there
Ive just like
followed 300+ people LMAO
Ive just like
followed 300+ people LMAO
I don't post here often, but have birb
October 7, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I don't post here often, but have birb
I just hit my funny bone so fucking hard. It's been numb for like 20mins
Oh, the joy of working somewhere with nothing but tight ass spaces. Doesn't help that I'm tall
Oh, the joy of working somewhere with nothing but tight ass spaces. Doesn't help that I'm tall
May 27, 2024 at 6:30 AM
I just hit my funny bone so fucking hard. It's been numb for like 20mins
Oh, the joy of working somewhere with nothing but tight ass spaces. Doesn't help that I'm tall
Oh, the joy of working somewhere with nothing but tight ass spaces. Doesn't help that I'm tall
Ngl, this one came out really good
May 10, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Ngl, this one came out really good
Idk what your stance is but that's just fucking cool
April 13, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Idk what your stance is but that's just fucking cool
I found a relic of elden times
April 12, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I found a relic of elden times
He's in the process of repainting, but I do miss figures like this
February 23, 2024 at 10:56 AM
He's in the process of repainting, but I do miss figures like this
Ah, yes, there's nothing here for a bit, so have my last haul
February 9, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Ah, yes, there's nothing here for a bit, so have my last haul