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MLB got it wrong but my guess is there was money on it.

Judge couldn't carry his team. Cal did.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
West coast takes it in the nuts again
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@kaine.senate.gov realizing he's given his nuts and his spine away. You failed in 2016 and should've disappeared then.

Thanks for nothing
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Blue Jays hitters watching this game:
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Best I could come up with was "The New Sack of Jumeirah Dollar"

Better suggestions?
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
First I hear Trump indicted James Comey. Unforgivable.

Then, I remember what he did to Hillary.

Now I conflicted
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Me since midnight waiting for the rapture so the rest of us can have a massive rager....
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
September 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm old enough to remember when this was satire....
September 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"JD Vance Shows what we already know to be true"
July 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That moment when you lost the fiddlin' contest and the Devil takes your soul....

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July 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"We had to get all the gun totin' rootin' tootin' farmers into one district, so we took out the etch-a-sketch, gave it to Pritzker's baby niece, and this is what they came up with....
June 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
June 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You're President in 2029 and commission Nuremburg2.0, but only given 10 slots. Besides the obvious one, who do you choose? This guy
is in the top 3:
April 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Maybe we should try this:
April 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"But the Border, My Eggs, Hunter, Her Laugh, Her Emails, My Freedom to Contract Irradiated diseases...."
April 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When you spent all that money to come to the party and you find out the president really isn't all that into you.
April 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The hit new game show for MAGA kids - "Where in the World is Tariff San Diego?"

60 seconds to place markers on ten randomly chosen tariffed countries for a $1,000 scholarship to Liberty.
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Reminder - originally posted Feb 10. Y'all voted for this morons.
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Meanwhile, inside....
April 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
March 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
He's got Leo Brezhnev Brows...

(apologies to Kim Carnes....)
March 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
March 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Let me get this straight, F'Elon...

You've lost another rocket?
March 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM