@notthedavidspade.bsky.social
MLB got it wrong but my guess is there was money on it.
Judge couldn't carry his team. Cal did.
Judge couldn't carry his team. Cal did.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
MLB got it wrong but my guess is there was money on it.
Judge couldn't carry his team. Cal did.
Judge couldn't carry his team. Cal did.
West coast takes it in the nuts again
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
West coast takes it in the nuts again
@kaine.senate.gov realizing he's given his nuts and his spine away. You failed in 2016 and should've disappeared then.
Thanks for nothing
Thanks for nothing
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
@kaine.senate.gov realizing he's given his nuts and his spine away. You failed in 2016 and should've disappeared then.
Thanks for nothing
Thanks for nothing
Blue Jays hitters watching this game:
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Blue Jays hitters watching this game:
Best I could come up with was "The New Sack of Jumeirah Dollar"
Better suggestions?
Better suggestions?
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Best I could come up with was "The New Sack of Jumeirah Dollar"
Better suggestions?
Better suggestions?
First I hear Trump indicted James Comey. Unforgivable.
Then, I remember what he did to Hillary.
Now I conflicted
Then, I remember what he did to Hillary.
Now I conflicted
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
First I hear Trump indicted James Comey. Unforgivable.
Then, I remember what he did to Hillary.
Now I conflicted
Then, I remember what he did to Hillary.
Now I conflicted
Me since midnight waiting for the rapture so the rest of us can have a massive rager....
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me since midnight waiting for the rapture so the rest of us can have a massive rager....
I'm old enough to remember when this was satire....
September 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm old enough to remember when this was satire....
"JD Vance Shows what we already know to be true"
July 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"JD Vance Shows what we already know to be true"
That moment when you lost the fiddlin' contest and the Devil takes your soul....
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July 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That moment when you lost the fiddlin' contest and the Devil takes your soul....
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"We had to get all the gun totin' rootin' tootin' farmers into one district, so we took out the etch-a-sketch, gave it to Pritzker's baby niece, and this is what they came up with....
June 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"We had to get all the gun totin' rootin' tootin' farmers into one district, so we took out the etch-a-sketch, gave it to Pritzker's baby niece, and this is what they came up with....
You're President in 2029 and commission Nuremburg2.0, but only given 10 slots. Besides the obvious one, who do you choose? This guy
is in the top 3:
is in the top 3:
April 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You're President in 2029 and commission Nuremburg2.0, but only given 10 slots. Besides the obvious one, who do you choose? This guy
is in the top 3:
is in the top 3:
Maybe we should try this:
April 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Maybe we should try this:
"But the Border, My Eggs, Hunter, Her Laugh, Her Emails, My Freedom to Contract Irradiated diseases...."
April 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"But the Border, My Eggs, Hunter, Her Laugh, Her Emails, My Freedom to Contract Irradiated diseases...."
When you spent all that money to come to the party and you find out the president really isn't all that into you.
April 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
When you spent all that money to come to the party and you find out the president really isn't all that into you.
The hit new game show for MAGA kids - "Where in the World is Tariff San Diego?"
60 seconds to place markers on ten randomly chosen tariffed countries for a $1,000 scholarship to Liberty.
60 seconds to place markers on ten randomly chosen tariffed countries for a $1,000 scholarship to Liberty.
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The hit new game show for MAGA kids - "Where in the World is Tariff San Diego?"
60 seconds to place markers on ten randomly chosen tariffed countries for a $1,000 scholarship to Liberty.
60 seconds to place markers on ten randomly chosen tariffed countries for a $1,000 scholarship to Liberty.
Reminder - originally posted Feb 10. Y'all voted for this morons.
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reminder - originally posted Feb 10. Y'all voted for this morons.
Meanwhile, inside....
April 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Meanwhile, inside....
He's got Leo Brezhnev Brows...
(apologies to Kim Carnes....)
(apologies to Kim Carnes....)
March 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
He's got Leo Brezhnev Brows...
(apologies to Kim Carnes....)
(apologies to Kim Carnes....)
Let me get this straight, F'Elon...
You've lost another rocket?
You've lost another rocket?
March 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Let me get this straight, F'Elon...
You've lost another rocket?
You've lost another rocket?